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DynagripDynagrip Break me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
I am sorry SE++, but my line has a new addition. My nephew was born January 17, 2007 at about 5 am.

He is incredibly mellow. I think maybe somebody switched babies on us. Hospitals have gotten super fancy. Like RFID bracelets on the babies that lock down if they get near elevators and stairwells, that sort of thing.

Here is a picture. I assure you I was glaring at my newest nephew. Honest!

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    eat it

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    you know jordyn is still online right

    EDIT: but i however have a soft spot for children, congradulations

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys Dyna is trying to make me look at this thing.

    like...

    goddamn.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    you know jordyn is still online right
    Who?

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You seen one baby, you seen em' all.

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Penn Jilette's daughter's middle name is CrimeFighter.

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  • Bendery It Like BeckhamBendery It Like Beckham Hopeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm so excited I could squirt

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I want my own son.

    Can I just get a womb or like, is the rest of the female body required?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh look it's a baby.

    it has that squished face that every single baby has.

    how will contain my excitement.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    what the hell does Framling see in you?


    I went there

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    he loves that I hate babies.

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  • KazhiimKazhiim __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    You were a baby, once. Once.

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    And I apologized to my mother for that.

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My dad always told me I had a large head when I was a baby.

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jordyn wrote:
    And I apologized to my mother for that.

    my mom's been trying to make me apologize for years


    look, i'm not the one who fucked dad, take some responsibility

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I want children to be like larvae and live in a tube until they're...I dunno...not annoying.

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    But wouldn't that be like giving birth to a large maggot?

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hey, if it can't cry and shit everywhere, whatever.

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  • LegacyLegacy Stuck Somewhere In Cyberspace The Grid(Seattle)Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    babies are for fags

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    fags can't have babies

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    There could be like, a giant baby larvae hive or something where nurses feed them or something. kinda like bees I guess.

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  • MulysaSemproniusMulysaSempronius but also susie nyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    oh man that is one cute baby.
    don;t destroy him, dyna

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  • DarkseidDarkseid Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Nikolai wrote:
    There could be like, a giant baby larvae hive or something where nurses feed them or something. kinda like bees I guess.

    Or, a better scenario would be similar to the Matrix, except instead of using them for energy, there could be like a store where you go to get one.

    No crying, no feeding, just pick up the toddler and head home.

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  • Forever ZefiroForever Zefiro cloaked in the midnight glory of an event horizonRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Is the thread title a Star Wars quote

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  • NikolaiNikolai SSSSSSSSSSS Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    But what if no one buys the babies, what will they do with all the excess babies lying around?

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nikolai wrote:
    But what if no one buys the babies, what will they do with all the excess babies lying around?

    obligatory modest proposal post

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Nikolai wrote:
    But what if no one buys the babies, what will they do with all the excess babies lying around?

    stem cells

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  • Dangerou-DaveDangerou-Dave __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    The Geek wrote:
    Nikolai wrote:
    But what if no one buys the babies, what will they do with all the excess babies lying around?

    stem cells

    Yep

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  • DarkseidDarkseid Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    matrix it up, and feed them to other babies. Its the circle of life.

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  • SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I thought so.

    Man, I've spent a week studying child health for my course and it is a fucking miracle that most us manage to make it to adulthood without developing some fucking hideous condition.

    These kids, being all broken through no fault of anyone's other than having a shitty hand of genes dealt to them. Makes a good case for the complete absence of a loving god in my mind.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    MulysaSempronius wrote:
    oh man that is one cute baby.
    don;t destroy him, dyna
    Susie, you know how protective I am. He will be on the Eastern seaboard. I shall extend my rage shield far enough to keep him from harm. Like, I will get frequent flyer miles.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hello, Dynagrip, you seem to be feeling better.

    Congratulations on your new nephew. I am a recently new Uncle as well.




    (Jordyn: I side with you. I always complain about having to look at stacks and stacks of the same fucking baby over and over again as well. That is why on this occasion I took one solitary picture and showed the odd woman that and I was done. Dynagrip has acted tastefully here and has not posted a thousand of the fucking things.)

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I have been feeling better for some time. But I get called a troll for not being pro-sexual molestation and stuff and well, that bothers me.

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Er.

    Well I don't know about all of that but I'm sure no one thought you were a troll. Just, you know, kind of losing it. To be honest I found myself a bit worried even though I don't know you from the rest of these fucks. It's good to see you made it through whatever you were going through.

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I am trying to watch porn.

    Get your child out of here.

    Congratulations and all, but I have business to attend to.

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  • LobsterFuhrerLobsterFuhrer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Congrats on the new fetus!

    Just watch out for the pedophiles.

    ......

    *Shifty eyes*

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Nephew. That is not my son. There are no dynababies...oh man, I hope not.

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  • Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    LobsterFuhrer wrote:
    Congrats on the new fetus!

    Just watch out for the pedophiles.

    ......

    *Shifty eyes*

    yeah, watch out for this guy.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Nephew. That is not my son. There are no dynababies...oh man, I hope not.

    you need to have sex to have children etc

    I'm kidding, I'd bet money that Dynagrip fucks like 13 chicks a week, he's cool

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  • mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    is it wrong that i kind of want to be a single father

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