With all the news about Kinect, Move and the 3DS, it turns out we managed to miss one of the more fascinating announcements to come out of E3.
Namely, that Avi Arad has lost his fucking mind.
More specifically, that he wants to make a new Pac-Man series. With an updated version of the character. How is he updated? Hoo boy. All I can say is that this doesn't appear to be some sort of elaborate joke.
The latest news out of E3 is that Avi Arad, former CEO of Marvel Studios and now executive adviser for Namco Bandai, is developing a new television show starring Pac-Man. Variety reports that Arad showed a three-minute teaser of his vision for the new Pac-Man at an E3 event celebrating the game's 30th anniversary.
This wouldn't be the first time Pac-Man has made his way to TV. Back in the 1982, at the height of the game's popularity, the character starred in a Saturday morning cartoon. The new show would improve on that with computer animation and stereoscopic 3D. Arad's goal is to "create a show that speaks to teenagers and tells the story of a hero who doesn't know his own strengths."
According to Variety, the plot centers around ghosts who are trying to overtake Pac-Man's world. It's up to Pac-Man, who's a high school student, to save the world. In this mission, he'll be assisted by his Pac-friends and four friendly ghosts -- Pinky, Inky, Blinky and Clyde. Yes, you read that right, in this version the game's ghosts would be Pac-man's allies, not his enemies.
At this point, the project has only gone so far as Arad's imagination. Now that the big announcement has been made, though, he'll be approaching potential partners with the trailer that premiered at the E3 event.
"We feel we have a unique opportunity to have an action adventure, human interest story," Arad said. "As a filmmaker, it's a unique opportunity to get to know the characters you play. … We don't know what happened to Pac-Man's parents. He's the only yellow one in Pac-Land; what does that mean? Is it a social statement? We'll find out."
Pac-parents? A social statement? Sounds pretty complex for a spherical character known primarily for chomping pellets and avoiding ghosts.
http://tv.ign.com/articles/109/1099961p1.html
Want to see the horror for yourself? Go here:
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2010-pac-man/700876
I.... what? I mean... there are no words.
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I miss the all-black eyes.
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Also, he is freaking yellow because the game was developed on crap hardware in the 1980s that could only do so much with graphical detail. Don't ask me why they invented a bunch of random, irrelevant extra characters YEARS later and they were not yellow. I mean, seriously, what's next? We going to ask why Peach is the only non-mushroom person (or turtle person) in the Mushroom Kingdom?
P.S. - You want to know what happens when you try to convert a non-sense video game franchise into something like this? This happens.
Oh man this can't get any worse.
Also, I find it delightful that the show is going to feature a hero who eats everything to win when we can't hear enough these days about how fat kids are. Brilliant.
The split-off show will be Ms. Pac-Man.
I'm pretty sure this T-Shirt based interpretation of Pac-Man is more accurate and interesting than anything Avi's project will spawn:
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Welp, time to go try and dig this image out of my brain with a spoon.
http://www.gametrailers.com/video/e3-2010-pac-man/700876
I'm guessing a big increase in bleach sales after this?
Also, even the trailer is in 3D. :P
That wasn't terrible, to be fair. If I was 8 I'd be into it.
It's just a slightly more terrible version of Sonic X, it seems.
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I need a bigger hammer.
Hey kids! It's okay to be crazy! Just take lots of drugs and eat tons of food!
I don't for a second believe that his is true.
Also those dudes in the audience clapping.
Fucking sycophants.
In other words:
This is why we can't have nice things.
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It's a fucking kids cartoon. Right up there with Sonic X, the old Mario cartoons and that abomination of a Kirby cartoon.
It looks fucking better than your beybladez and yugiohs and whathaveyou at least.
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Kids cartoons don't have to make your brain dribble out your ears. See: Batman: The Animated Series, SpongeBob, Flapjack, the entire output of Pixar, etc. etc.
Of course they don't have to, but with the exception of Batman the rest of those shows are original concepts. Adaptations of existing media for children are generally terrible. You folks are acting like this will be the first terrible cash-in kids cartoon ever.
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You have to admit, this is pretty bad. The only way I made it through that trailer was without the sound. It's not as bad as yugioh is but it's pretty bad.
Yet the word "terrible" still applies.
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