Late-night Diner, everybody is welcome

MAINER 3.0

Is nobody talking about what you want to talk about?

Well you are welcome to have some eggs cooked to your idea of perfection


and some bacon and ham


Please discuss whatever makes you comfortable. All entrees are below 6 dollars and served with a smile.


We have 4 different kinds of syrup.

SpongeCake

Syrup and meat do not belong together.

Newtron

mrpaku

SpongeCake wrote:

Syrup and meat do not belong together.

psssh

Air

my internet is runnin hella slow

MAINER 3.0

SpongeCake wrote:

Syrup and meat do not belong together.

What the fuck is wrong with you???

trentsteel

Are we allowed to abuse the waitresses?

SpongeCake

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

SpongeCake wrote:

Syrup and meat do not belong together.

What the fuck is wrong with you???

Syrup and meat. A combination that disproves the idea of a benevolent god.

MAINER 3.0

trentsteel wrote:

Are we allowed to abuse the waitresses?

Yes

you are

Newtron

This is one of those gay ass chat e-cafes isn't it?

i thought we didnt do that shit here.

MAINER 3.0

SpongeCake wrote:

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

SpongeCake wrote:

Syrup and meat do not belong together.

What the fuck is wrong with you???

Syrup and meat. A combination that disproves the idea of a benevolent god.

Have you ever had a honey-glazed ham and enjoyed it?

Well I hate to shit all over your parade of mythical creatures, but

honey is a syrup

deal with your shame

SpongeCake

dongs flopping all over the tables

MAINER 3.0

SpongeCake wrote:

dongs flopping all over the tables

unruly but expected

Newtron

meat isn't supposed to be sweetened

ya burn it, spice it, smoke it, or bbq it.

ya don't pour sugar all over it.

SpongeCake

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

SpongeCake wrote:

dongs flopping all over the tables

unruly but expected

Sir, please use a coaster.

trentsteel

You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

Is that dumb?

Talon

I love Late Night Diner

it's the chat thread, back when we just had chat threads

mrpaku

trentsteel wrote:

You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

Is that dumb?

in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

i think you, and your ego, are just fine

trentsteel

Does anyone else eat peanut-butter with their pancakes? Because apparently people think that's weird too.

Whatever, I'm ordering it.

trentsteel

mrpaku wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

Is that dumb?

in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

i think you, and your ego, are just fine

Oh, cool. Um, does the girl that goes on the run with you start making out with other dudes sometimes?

MAINER 3.0

trentsteel wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

Is that dumb?

in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

i think you, and your ego, are just fine

Oh, cool. Um, does the girl that goes on the run with you start making out with other dudes sometimes?

She only does that if I'm around with a camera and I say it's A-OKAY.

trentsteel

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

Is that dumb?

in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

i think you, and your ego, are just fine

Oh, cool. Um, does the girl that goes on the run with you start making out with other dudes sometimes?

She only does that if I'm around with a camera and I say it's A-OKAY.

oh okay cool then

um any of you guys ever slept in a bathroom

I mean not your own just you know a public one?

mrpaku

yes but i was pretty drunk

i feel like i've told this story before

SpongeCake

I've seen the tell tale signs of homeless-person rest-room useage before.

Talon

slept in a couple of bathtubs

never a bathroom

I mean, okay, I've taken a nap a few times

so maybe I have

trentsteel

mrpaku wrote:

yes but i was pretty drunk

i feel like i've told this story before

Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

MAINER 3.0

I'm really hungry, guys

what should I eat?

I'm very hungry.

trentsteel

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

I'm really hungry, guys

what should I eat?

I'm very hungry.

Take rolled oats, cover them in honey and then pour milk onto it.

heaven


Oh, use a bowl

MAINER 3.0

trentsteel wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

yes but i was pretty drunk

i feel like i've told this story before

Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

how does that strike you?

PS - I tried to find an attractive human waitress but google image search failed me. I guess they are all ugly.

mrpaku

trentsteel wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

yes but i was pretty drunk

i feel like i've told this story before

Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

i intentionally got incredibly drunk at my last college and passed out in a girl's dorm bathroom so a girl i was sleeping with but didn't want to date didn't bring me to a party

if anyone thinks this is a winning story told by someone of high moral caliber you need to go throw yourself off something tall right now

Talon

heheheh

that's pretty cool

yeah, I said it was cool

fuck you high horsey assholes

trentsteel

MAINER 3.0 wrote:

trentsteel wrote:

mrpaku wrote:

yes but i was pretty drunk

i feel like i've told this story before

Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

how does that strike you?

PS - I tried to find an attractive human waitress but google image search failed me. I guess they are all ugly.

It's do, it'll do. Very classy

oh god GIS waitress

MAINER 3.0

We are now serving coffee

mrpaku

Talon wrote:

heheheh

that's pretty cool

yeah, I said it was cool

fuck you high horsey assholes

i was proud after i later found out that my roommate used the party as an excuse to make out with another guy so he could watch two girls kiss

nice tradeoff, faggot

trentsteel

Yes.


Also, is loitering allowed because I could see that becoming a problem in this area of the city.

You know, this diner being on Hepatitis Street and all.

MAINER 3.0

trentsteel wrote:

Yes.


Also, is loitering allowed because I could see that becoming a problem in this area of the city.

You know, this diner being on Hepatitis Street and all.

I'll allow it as long as you stuff the occasional dollar bill into one of our servers' thongs.

trentsteel

trentsteel

Oh okay. I'll tell a story over coffee. This is true now.

There was an all-night diner in the small town I grew up in and we would go there after grad and sometimes late-night high-school type benders. Anyway we would eat awesome breakfasts there and you were considered quite the drinker in those days if you could make it until that stage of the night. Well, one day the cook and his gay lover had a fight out at the campgrounds and well, within an hour this guy we knew got a phone call from him saying, "He wouldn't fuck me on the picnic table. I chased him down and split his head open with an axe! He wouldn't fuck me on the picnic table. Come help me hide the body, buddy." So, our friend called the police and then went out there to "help him get rid of the body". And I was shocked because I didn't know gay people existed at the time. There weren't any black people in our town either.

Synthetic Orange

Well now he definitely isnt going to get fucked over the picnic table.

trentsteel

Synthetic Orange wrote:

Well now he definitely isnt going to get fucked over the picnic table.

Well, I'm sure he got fucked over a lot of things because he didn't get out of jail until like, six years later.

SmokingGun

I swear one of the most magical experience I ever had in America was going to an all night diner and eating breakfast at 3am (early flight). A troop of cops came in, all drinking free coffee refills and flirting with the waitress.

You never get that shit in the UK.