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Late-night Diner, everybody is welcome

MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Is nobody talking about what you want to talk about?

Well you are welcome to have some eggs cooked to your idea of perfection
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and some bacon and ham
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Please discuss whatever makes you comfortable. All entrees are below 6 dollars and served with a smile.


We have 4 different kinds of syrup.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Syrup and meat do not belong together.

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Syrup and meat do not belong together.

    psssh

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    AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    my internet is runnin hella slow

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Syrup and meat do not belong together.

    What the fuck is wrong with you???

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Are we allowed to abuse the waitresses?

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Syrup and meat do not belong together.

    What the fuck is wrong with you???

    Syrup and meat. A combination that disproves the idea of a benevolent god.

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Are we allowed to abuse the waitresses?

    Yes

    you are

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    This is one of those gay ass chat e-cafes isn't it?

    i thought we didnt do that shit here.

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    Syrup and meat do not belong together.

    What the fuck is wrong with you???

    Syrup and meat. A combination that disproves the idea of a benevolent god.

    Have you ever had a honey-glazed ham and enjoyed it?

    Well I hate to shit all over your parade of mythical creatures, but

    honey is a syrup

    deal with your shame

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    dongs flopping all over the tables

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SpongeCake wrote:
    dongs flopping all over the tables

    unruly but expected

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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    meat isn't supposed to be sweetened

    ya burn it, spice it, smoke it, or bbq it.

    ya don't pour sugar all over it.

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    SpongeCake wrote:
    dongs flopping all over the tables

    unruly but expected

    Sir, please use a coaster.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

    Is that dumb?

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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I love Late Night Diner

    it's the chat thread, back when we just had chat threads

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

    Is that dumb?

    in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

    i think you, and your ego, are just fine

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Does anyone else eat peanut-butter with their pancakes? Because apparently people think that's weird too.

    Whatever, I'm ordering it.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

    Is that dumb?

    in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

    i think you, and your ego, are just fine


    Oh, cool. Um, does the girl that goes on the run with you start making out with other dudes sometimes?

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

    Is that dumb?

    in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

    i think you, and your ego, are just fine


    Oh, cool. Um, does the girl that goes on the run with you start making out with other dudes sometimes?

    She only does that if I'm around with a camera and I say it's A-OKAY.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    You know what I sometimes fantasize about? Going across country and getting stuck in some small town where I have to stay and wash dishes/cook at a late-nite truck stop diner to earn my keep. They keep me in a shed/guesthouse out back and I eventually get the one waitress there to fall in love with me. The Hells Angels eventually catch up with me, however and then her and I have to go on the run.

    Is that dumb?

    in my version i secretly gained superpowers from a scientist giving me an injection after my car accident and am destined to restore order to the world

    i think you, and your ego, are just fine


    Oh, cool. Um, does the girl that goes on the run with you start making out with other dudes sometimes?

    She only does that if I'm around with a camera and I say it's A-OKAY.

    oh okay cool then

    um any of you guys ever slept in a bathroom

    I mean not your own just you know a public one?

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    yes but i was pretty drunk

    i feel like i've told this story before

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    SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've seen the tell tale signs of homeless-person rest-room useage before.

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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    slept in a couple of bathtubs

    never a bathroom

    I mean, okay, I've taken a nap a few times

    so maybe I have

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mrpaku wrote:
    yes but i was pretty drunk

    i feel like i've told this story before


    Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

    Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm really hungry, guys

    what should I eat?

    I'm very hungry.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    I'm really hungry, guys

    what should I eat?

    I'm very hungry.

    Take rolled oats, cover them in honey and then pour milk onto it.

    heaven


    Oh, use a bowl

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    yes but i was pretty drunk

    i feel like i've told this story before


    Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

    Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

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    how does that strike you?

    PS - I tried to find an attractive human waitress but google image search failed me. I guess they are all ugly.

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    yes but i was pretty drunk

    i feel like i've told this story before


    Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

    Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

    i intentionally got incredibly drunk at my last college and passed out in a girl's dorm bathroom so a girl i was sleeping with but didn't want to date didn't bring me to a party

    if anyone thinks this is a winning story told by someone of high moral caliber you need to go throw yourself off something tall right now

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    TalonTalon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    heheheh

    that's pretty cool

    yeah, I said it was cool

    fuck you high horsey assholes

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    trentsteel wrote:
    mrpaku wrote:
    yes but i was pretty drunk

    i feel like i've told this story before


    Tell us again. When I'm back from making coffee I'll read it cause I haven't heard it.

    Hey, could the OP please add a picture of a sexy diner waitress please? Class this joint up a little?

    waitress.gif

    how does that strike you?

    PS - I tried to find an attractive human waitress but google image search failed me. I guess they are all ugly.


    It's do, it'll do. Very classy

    oh god GIS waitress

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    We are now serving coffee

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    mrpakumrpaku Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Talon wrote:
    heheheh

    that's pretty cool

    yeah, I said it was cool

    fuck you high horsey assholes

    i was proud after i later found out that my roommate used the party as an excuse to make out with another guy so he could watch two girls kiss

    nice tradeoff, faggot

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yes.


    Also, is loitering allowed because I could see that becoming a problem in this area of the city.

    You know, this diner being on Hepatitis Street and all.

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    MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    trentsteel wrote:
    Yes.


    Also, is loitering allowed because I could see that becoming a problem in this area of the city.

    You know, this diner being on Hepatitis Street and all.

    I'll allow it as long as you stuff the occasional dollar bill into one of our servers' thongs.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh okay. I'll tell a story over coffee. This is true now.

    There was an all-night diner in the small town I grew up in and we would go there after grad and sometimes late-night high-school type benders. Anyway we would eat awesome breakfasts there and you were considered quite the drinker in those days if you could make it until that stage of the night. Well, one day the cook and his gay lover had a fight out at the campgrounds and well, within an hour this guy we knew got a phone call from him saying, "He wouldn't fuck me on the picnic table. I chased him down and split his head open with an axe! He wouldn't fuck me on the picnic table. Come help me hide the body, buddy." So, our friend called the police and then went out there to "help him get rid of the body". And I was shocked because I didn't know gay people existed at the time. There weren't any black people in our town either.

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    Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well now he definitely isnt going to get fucked over the picnic table.

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    trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Well now he definitely isnt going to get fucked over the picnic table.

    Well, I'm sure he got fucked over a lot of things because he didn't get out of jail until like, six years later.

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    SmokingGunSmokingGun Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I swear one of the most magical experience I ever had in America was going to an all night diner and eating breakfast at 3am (early flight). A troop of cops came in, all drinking free coffee refills and flirting with the waitress.

    You never get that shit in the UK.

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