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Round 3: Zonugal vs Raneados

LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunchesModerator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
[vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7j_D8aXqSeI]Zonugal[/vidurl]
Lyrics:
(This song was written, performed & recorded by the multi-talented Captain Cthulhu.)

Let me tell you about a man
born on the edge of the sun
with a moustache
and a sweat suit
stretched across his ever-thrusting pelvis
this is his story

gather round I've got a tale for you
about the man birthed from ChicoBlue, he
tore his way through the vaginal sack
using his cock and the sweat of his back

One day, having just learned to swim
Our young hero's outlook was grim
as a great beast pulled him under
tried to drown and tear him asunder
he tore it's heart out with his bare-ass hand
Screamed allowed, "Bitch! don't you know who I am!"

He's Zonugal!
Master of the sun!
Zonugal!
Fucker of everyone!
Zonugal!
Tamer of the seas!
Zonugal!
Defeater of the Chinese!

On bridge between two mountains
In the place where the mighty fall
Marcus stood wettings his shorts
as he faced our Zonugal
teeth gnashed, bowels thundered
Marcus proved a worthy foe
Just kidding, Zonugal killed him
but that, of course, you already know
finished the day off at a delicatessen
said "Sandwich, now I'll teach YOU a lesson!"

He's Zonugal!
Master of the sun!
Zonugal!
Fucker of everyone!
Zonugal!
Tamer of the seas!
Zonugal!
Defeater of the Chinese

Master of the....oh hold on someones at the door
uh, yes?
Yes, I'm Raneados, yes
no, what do you mean he's "in the car"?!
No, he's here...what do you me-...
No! No stay-, I see you!
Stop the music! We have to go now, he's here!
Zonugal is here!
Oh my god he's going to kill us all, AAaaghh!
He's Zonugal!

[vidurl=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_e-2FP9IeA]Raneados[/vidurl]
Download mirrors:
Intro, Tango, Friendship, Lotion

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    OH SHIIIT

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  • HunteraHuntera Rude Boy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    YES.
    RANEADOS.
    SONG AND DANCE BATTLE, THIS IS WHAT I WANT.

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  • EndEnd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Intriguing.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    zonugal's was amazing
    but about 90% of that was because captain cthulu wrote, performed and recorded a wonderful song

    edit: IN OTHER WORD I VOTED FOR RANE

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Tango

    is

    amazing.

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh lawdy.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i could think of no better way for this battle to have turned out than a hideous rape-fest in the guise of a dance-off and, indeed, the both of you have delivered spectacularly

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I am so happy that rane/natek adventures like old times was canon

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  • SilvenSilven Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    We have been blessed.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Raney, you beautiful creature.

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  • FlatEricFlatEric Leaves from the vine, Falling so slow Like fragile, tiny shells, Drifting in the foamRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Rane, that tango

    That was fantastic

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited June 2010
    Rane you certainly brought it.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Goddamn Rane, when you said you had tons of ideas I was thinking like, little things? You are a goddamn monster, this is so much song. This is so much!

    You had me at Roxanne.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Qorzm for reading comprehension.

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I liked the tango one the best of yours, Rane.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ROOOOOOOOOOOXANNNNNE

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    Qorzm for reading comprehension.
    didn't check the spoiler or video description :whistle:

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I can't see ranes while at work

    so I shall vote for zonugal

    nah i'm kidding, i'll wait till I get home.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I liked If I had a Million Dollars the most, but they were all fantastic. And Captain C wrote and performed a wonderful song.

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Oh wow, it is the Tango de Roxanne.

    Rane had me just at the intro.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited June 2010
    Campion wrote: »
    I liked If I had a Million Dollars the most, but they were all fantastic. And Captain C wrote and performed a wonderful song.

    He delivered a top-notch piece of music.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Holy fuckballs these are amazing. Went with Raneados in the end. Singing Larlar, ripping on TDOT, Silence of the Lambs references, excellent work all around.

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  • NogsNogs Crap, crap, mega crap. Crap, crap, mega crap.Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    went for rane

    but zonugal definitely has that internet meme ability in him.

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    rane got me blamed to death :(

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Had to go with Raneados. Simply masterful, he really brought his A-game.

    Zonugal didn't disappoint either. I'm really happy he deviated from softcore porn somewhat, and the raneados costume was awesome. I was all ready to vote for you before I saw the scope of Rane's entry.

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal's was fantastic and I didn't think Rane could defeat such kooky 80's throwback antics. Rane just dropped an A-Bomb.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited June 2010
    It is to be said that I never went into this competition to win but just to show you all what a greasy man-child with a monochromatic wardrobe could deliver.

    I just wanted to show you all a new world.

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    for a second there i was worried that zonugal accidentally submitted his entry vs marcus

    and i was only introducing it..... and zonugaleados is terrifying


    and then i was sad because that would mean he fully expected to crush me

    an then i was happy because there i am at the end

    getting choked

    :D

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It is to be said that I never went into this competition to win but just to show you all what a greasy man-child with a monochromatic wardrobe could deliver.

    I just wanted to show you all a new world.

    You brought forum battles to a whole new level

    a whole new, sexually confusing level

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I'd like to think Zonugal did that just to ensure we'd get our Marcus VS Zonugal fight no matter what. :P

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Beef Avenger wrote: »
    Zonugal wrote: »
    It is to be said that I never went into this competition to win but just to show you all what a greasy man-child with a monochromatic wardrobe could deliver.

    I just wanted to show you all a new world.

    You brought forum battles to a whole new level

    a whole new, sexually confusing level

    This. So much. Definitely set the bar.

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  • QorzmQorzm Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I voted for Zonugal because I liked it more

    though I do really enjoy all of the content that Rane brought forth

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  • RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cj iwakura wrote: »
    I'd like to think Zonugal did that just to ensure we'd get our Marcus VS Zonugal fight no matter what. :P

    but that would mean

    that for a SECOND

    he thought he might lose to me


    zonugal considered me his equal

    omg I am getting all warm and happy inside

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  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I voted for Zonugal, because, even though the song wasn't done by him, it was an awesome package

    I liked Rane's intro but the pacing of the songs was such that it just couldn't hold my attention

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited June 2010
    Rane, I really hope you enjoyed my some-what portrayal of you. I felt like if the Mouth of Sauron was in a Tim Burton film.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I think the song was too big of a contributor to the appeal of the video
    maybe if they were a team I could have voted for them

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  • FaynorFaynor Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I have not been that big of a fan of Rane's entries and even I have to give it to him

    fantastic job, Rane

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  • LarlarLarlar consecutive normal brunches Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited June 2010
    Zonugal wrote: »
    I felt like if the Mouth of Sauron was in a Tim Burton film.

    heh

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  • The Black HunterThe Black Hunter The key is a minimum of compromise, and a simple, unimpeachable reason to existRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I hate multiple path entries, and I hate long entries

    but the intro to ranes and the epilogue of last week made me consider

    then he used lotion by the greenskeepers

    and he put the other players body in his van

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Voted for rane but zongual is still a winner to me

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