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Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong LoveRegistered User regular
edited June 2010 in Social Entropy++
what's the worst way ya dick has felt

collectively?

dick currently clammy

does external mitigating climate factors outside of it simply being muggy factor into this?

land elevation?

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    This is not the thread for me.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    the worst is really bad morning wood

    like, painfully erect

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    cocksweat

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    My uncles dick has been in the furious mouth of a goose.

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sometimes I cant feel my dick at all.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    nah the worst is when you've worn it out from jerkin'

    like

    no dont touch it

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    you have phantom penis syndrome, muse

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Sometimes I cant feel my dick at all.

    Don't worry.

    It is still there even if you can't feel it.

    It is always deep inside you.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dick abrasions are no laughing matter

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I got a yeast infection on my dick once. I thought I had an STD, went to a doc, and he laughed at me for a while. It made my head itch and burn all the time for like a week.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I was dancin' with a woman and she told me she had a yeast infection. I said "Well, bake me a loaf of bread!"

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    she ain't messin with no broke broke

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You really need to wash your body or have more cautious behavior in toilet areas.

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  • alternatingAberrationalternatingAberration I am the milk man My milk is deliciousRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Mine has been slammed in a door before.

    My life flashed before my eyes.

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  • Vampire_GoldfishVampire_Goldfish Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    When you are in the passionate throes of love making, woman on top, and through some horrible turn of events you slip out and somehow she perfectly crashes down on your willy.

    The crushinator.

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  • 2 Marcus 2 Ravens2 Marcus 2 Ravens CanadaRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin, how many threads have you made about your dick? I could be completely mistaken, but it seems to be a pretty regular thing.

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  • ReginaldReginald When I am Pres., I will create the Department of ______Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    You really need to wash your body or have more cautious behavior in toilet areas.

    No, I need to not have sex with girls who have yeast infections. My hygiene is proper, I take care of my pepper.

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    every time I think about anjin's dick, it is the ugliest dick in my mind

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    natek wrote: »
    every time I think about anjin's dick, it is the ugliest dick in my mind

    And that's saying a lot considering how many dicks natek usually has on his mind

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    my dick always feels tremendous
    except that one time several years ago when i decided to go full jew

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    dick isn't ugly

    it's a ron livingston dick, some tom hanks schlong

    the hair around the bathroom/fucking place however is immense

    it's like gonzo's face with zach galifinakis hair and beard

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I got a paper cut on my penis once

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  • nateknatek unh unh Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Wimble wrote: »
    I got a paper cut on my penis once

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    Sometimes I cant feel my dick at all.

    Don't worry.

    It is still there even if you can't feel it.

    It is always deep inside you.

    Nice to know.

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  • DadouwDadouw Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    spiders on yo dick

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    You knew the risks when I told you that you could have a relationship with that picture of me.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I guess we haven't had a dick thread in a while

    dicks seem to have gone out of style these days

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    the hair around the bathroom/fucking place however is immense
    i thought this thread was about dicks, not butts

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    There are too many dicks in this thread!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5aY0CAtvsk

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I guess we haven't had a dick thread in a while

    i was trying to break the mold and instead have it be about dick conditions

    ya'll just got dick on the brain

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  • WimbleWimble Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    ChicoBlue wrote: »
    You knew the risks when I told you that you could have a relationship with that picture of me.

    but it was a picture of me on your dick it's not fair

    why can't I be what you draw me as? Why can I not live up to my own image? I can't go on like this

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  • FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    i should get molds of my dick

    give them out as party favors

    phone number written down the side

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  • ChicoBlueChicoBlue Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    I don't need another key chain.

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited June 2010
    BusterK wrote: »
    There are too many dicks in this thread!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5aY0CAtvsk

    too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs when I sing this song

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