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ReginaldWhen I am Pres., I will createthe Department of ______Registered Userregular
edited June 2010
I got a yeast infection on my dick once. I thought I had an STD, went to a doc, and he laughed at me for a while. It made my head itch and burn all the time for like a week.
When you are in the passionate throes of love making, woman on top, and through some horrible turn of events you slip out and somehow she perfectly crashes down on your willy.
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like, painfully erect
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no dont touch it
Don't worry.
It is still there even if you can't feel it.
It is always deep inside you.
My life flashed before my eyes.
The crushinator.
No, I need to not have sex with girls who have yeast infections. My hygiene is proper, I take care of my pepper.
And that's saying a lot considering how many dicks natek usually has on his mind
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it's a ron livingston dick, some tom hanks schlong
the hair around the bathroom/fucking place however is immense
it's like gonzo's face with zach galifinakis hair and beard
Nice to know.
dicks seem to have gone out of style these days
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n5aY0CAtvsk
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i was trying to break the mold and instead have it be about dick conditions
ya'll just got dick on the brain
but it was a picture of me on your dick it's not fair
why can't I be what you draw me as? Why can I not live up to my own image? I can't go on like this
give them out as party favors
phone number written down the side
too many dicks, too many dongs, too many schlongs when I sing this song