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Let's talk about Crowbar guys

Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
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-Beavis & Butt-head once described their music as being slow and fat.

-The band was notorious for redifining the word "heavy" in a different sense: During Sexy T's and Jimmy Bower's time in the band, the mass weight of the band members was well over 800 pounds (close to half a ton).
-Known for the songs "Through a Wall of Tears", "Embracing Emptiness", and "1000 Year Eternal War"

Some Amazon reviews:
"Heavy, punishing sludge"
"Named after a Cemetery"
"only 6 other reviews as of 9-16-05?"

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Crowbar- EXISTENCE IS PUNISHMENT
http://youtube.com/watch?v=mM2-iPAY2p4&mode=related&search=

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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    hey, there's a thread already where people talk about music

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    crowbar is more than music

    its a lifestyle

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    Sigs shouldn't be higher than 80 pixels - Elki.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    let me get the half-life bullshit right out of the way

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Crowbars are good for bashing people's heads in. Like this crowbar

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  • NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    music isn't that cool you guys.

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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    These guys are friends with Phil Anselmo.

    More than enough reason to hate their fucking guts.

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  • bongibongi regular
    edited January 2007
    what is the relevance of the periodic table to that crowbar

    i demand to know

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  • Anonymous RobotAnonymous Robot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Crowbar is also a term in pornography used to identify when a male bends his penis inside of another person.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Newtron wrote:
    music isn't that cool you guys.

    yeah man

    sound effects are where it's at

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  • Carl with a KCarl with a K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Carl with a K wrote:
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    man I already told you

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  • STATE OF THE ART ROBOTSTATE OF THE ART ROBOT Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    bongi wrote:
    what is the relevance of the periodic table to that crowbar

    i demand to know

    I don't know. I just grabbed the pic. It makes the crowbar look kinda nice IMO.

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  • revolverevolve Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    their music is bad and you should feel bad

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I first heard crowbar like five or six years ago when I was just first getting into metal, they were so heavy that I felt like I was suffocating after three songs and had to stop listening to them

    it was awesome

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  • Randall_FlaggRandall_Flagg Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    This will inevitably always come back to gordon.

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    nerds :!:

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  • xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So its a bunch of big white guys yelling into a mic and scaring me? Man not cool :(

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    800 pounds between how many members? If it is 4 or 5 they are not that big.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If it is two, they are beating all odds just by surviving.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    If it is two, they are beating all odds just by surviving.

    I'm picturing the two fat twins on the motorcycle.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    GIS for "fat motorcycle twins":

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    GIS for "Fattest Twins" just gets you porn.

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  • Raijin QuickfootRaijin Quickfoot I'm your Huckleberry YOU'RE NO DAISYRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
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    Billy and Benny Mccrary

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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote:
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    Billy and Benny Mccrary
    Those guys remind me of this study hall monitor from my high school days. He weighed roughly 500 lb, and he rode a motorcycle much like you or I would ride a children's' bicycle. He had a double-seat on it, both seats being filled by his huge ass. When he took the corner out of the parking lot, I shit you not, his thighs cleared the road by a matter of inches. I don't remember what brand of bike he rode, but if I did I would whole-heartedly endorse their engineering.

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  • AHH!AHH! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Faggot fuck fat floppy dongs

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  • tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AHH! wrote:
    Faggot fuck fat floppy phalluses

    alliteration FTW!

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    this song linked to in the OP reminds me a lot of the Melvins

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  • Penguin IncarnatePenguin Incarnate King of Kafiristan Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Your honor, in the mean time, I'd like to recall all of my surprise witnesses.

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  • spookymuffinspookymuffin ( ° ʖ ° ) Puyallup WA Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You can't do anything to that music, you just sway around. Someone needs to get ahold of some Crowbar vinyl and spin it up to 78.

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  • World as MythWorld as Myth a breezy way to annoy serious people Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    BURNING THROUGH THE SKY YEAH
    TWO HUNDRED DEGREES THAT'S WHY THEY CALL ME MISTER FAHRENHEIIIIT

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Kreutz wrote:
    Raijin Quickfoot wrote:
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    Billy and Benny Mccrary
    Those guys remind me of this study hall monitor from my high school days. He weighed roughly 500 lb, and he rode a motorcycle much like you or I would ride a children's' bicycle. He had a double-seat on it, both seats being filled by his huge ass. When he took the corner out of the parking lot, I shit you not, his thighs cleared the road by a matter of inches. I don't remember what brand of bike he rode, but if I did I would whole-heartedly endorse their engineering.

    Those guys remind me of Raijin Quickfoot.

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  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Raijin Piefoot so I hear

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    More chins than a Chinese phonebook

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