Its like a low moan accompanied by sudden bursts of higher pitched noise. And glorping sounds every so often. The helicopters are more distant now but I can still hear them as well.
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Its like a low moan accompanied by sudden bursts of higher pitched noise. And glorping sounds every so often. The helicopters are more distant now but I can still hear them as well.
Yeah, you're totally dead.
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Why haven't you rushed outside to take pictures yet?
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edited January 2007
Maybe ET is out there waiting for you to bring him a phone so he can phone home. Then you'll have to run away from a guy in a trenchcoat. Then you will fall in a hole and mysteriously float out.
In short you're dead. Because we all know ET gave the kid inoperable brain cancer with that finger of his.
I was woken up this morning by the sound of my cat snoring next to my head.
It was a strangely adorable sound, but completely unwelcome because god damn it I'm trying to sleep here.
Man, unless she's trying to claw off my scrotum or something, I really can't get mad at our cat if she wakes me up. Usually it's something like trying to fit her head in my mouth or something, and I just laugh.
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I was woken up this morning by the sound of my cat snoring next to my head.
It was a strangely adorable sound, but completely unwelcome because god damn it I'm trying to sleep here.
Man, unless she's trying to claw off my scrotum or something, I really can't get mad at our cat if she wakes me up. Usually it's something like trying to fit her head in my mouth or something, and I just laugh.
Leonard, one of our two kittens, has taken to positioning his face less than a millimeter from my eyeball and investigating my face while I sleep. Just sniffing and staring at me. I'll open my eye and all I can see is wet cat nose breathing into my eyeball.
It is far too cute for me to get angry about. I rarely get mad when they wake me up, unless it is four in the fucking morning and they decide that the best place in the entire house to wrestle is right on my chest.
Also, Leonard is very fond of the game "attack the moving blanket", so I frequently wake up in pain when I scratch my nuts in the middle of the night only to have a far-too-vigilant kitten pounce on them like he is trying to kill them.
I plunked down on a couch yesterday and did not realize that there was a cat behind the pillow at my head. The cat had moved from its normal place. Then I got fucking slapped in the face, right near the eye, by this very cat. Cat has claws, too, so now I have a noticable wound on my face.
Oh man it was so hard not to beat that little bitch to death, but it wasn't my cat (obviously, or it wouldn't have done that), so I just pummeled it with a pillow and chased it into the basement. I swear if that thing so much as looks at me funny I will punch it in the face, because I have never actually punched a non-human animal in the face before.
Maybe ET is out there waiting for you to bring him a phone so he can phone home. Then you'll have to run away from a guy in a trenchcoat. Then you will fall in a hole and mysteriously float out.
In short you're dead. Because we all know ET gave the kid inoperable brain cancer with that finger of his.
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Ya know, a guy discovered that digital rectal massage is a surefire cure for hiccups.
I have recently discovered that one of my cats, Stanley, has a heart murmer. Vet says its not uncommon. But now i get nervous when he runs around like a spaz.
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I plunked down on a couch yesterday and did not realize that there was a cat behind the pillow at my head. The cat had moved from its normal place. Then I got fucking slapped in the face, right near the eye, by this very cat. Cat has claws, too, so now I have a noticable wound on my face.
Oh man it was so hard not to beat that little bitch to death, but it wasn't my cat (obviously, or it wouldn't have done that), so I just pummeled it with a pillow and chased it into the basement. I swear if that thing so much as looks at me funny I will punch it in the face, because I have never actually punched a non-human animal in the face before.
You got what you deserved.
edit: I almost sat on my cat last night, but as soon as he felt the pressure of someone sitting on him he climbed up my back with his claws and jumped away.
Am I angry at him? No, I almost crushed him to death through negligence and a few scratches aren't that bad.
edit2: Unless I'm wrong assuming you leaned back onto the cat, if not, then yeah I guess a "fuck that cat" sentiment isn't totally out of place.
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edited January 2007
I searched for calvin and hobbes and i found this image
hobbes is a cat so i thought it fit
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edited January 2007
I have that issue
I think it is in the same one about gold eating termites invading fort knox
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you're going to die.
A plane full of money crashed. Too bad that the helicopters are taking it all away now, you could be a millionare.
Dammit I wont be able to get to sleep tonight.
Its like a low moan accompanied by sudden bursts of higher pitched noise. And glorping sounds every so often. The helicopters are more distant now but I can still hear them as well.
Yeah, you're totally dead.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
In short you're dead. Because we all know ET gave the kid inoperable brain cancer with that finger of his.
Its cold out. Canada is cooold.
Plus I dont have a digital camera at the moment. If there is anything of note outside, lots of pople will see it. I live on a college campus.
It was a strangely adorable sound, but completely unwelcome because god damn it I'm trying to sleep here.
your = belonging to you
their = belonging to them
there = not here
they're = they are
Leonard, one of our two kittens, has taken to positioning his face less than a millimeter from my eyeball and investigating my face while I sleep. Just sniffing and staring at me. I'll open my eye and all I can see is wet cat nose breathing into my eyeball.
It is far too cute for me to get angry about. I rarely get mad when they wake me up, unless it is four in the fucking morning and they decide that the best place in the entire house to wrestle is right on my chest.
Also, Leonard is very fond of the game "attack the moving blanket", so I frequently wake up in pain when I scratch my nuts in the middle of the night only to have a far-too-vigilant kitten pounce on them like he is trying to kill them.
Oh man it was so hard not to beat that little bitch to death, but it wasn't my cat (obviously, or it wouldn't have done that), so I just pummeled it with a pillow and chased it into the basement. I swear if that thing so much as looks at me funny I will punch it in the face, because I have never actually punched a non-human animal in the face before.
Jordyn wrote:
Ya know, a guy discovered that digital rectal massage is a surefire cure for hiccups.
Elliot had the hiccups.
The best noise she made, was when she was chowing down - and I started petting her tail.
She'd growl, but not stop eating.
The result, was grr nom nom NOMNOMNOMNOM nom nom grr [repeat]
I used to laugh so hard that my abs would cramp.
I was wondering where my cat had gotten off to.
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That belongs in the "Ohhhh Long John" video
Dear satan I wish for this or maybe some of this....oh and I'm a medium or a large.
we havnt decided on a name, but i think "Raz" is going to be the most likely candidate.
Even cuter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=993y_OtOyLg
I keep a loop running on the loudest setting I can at night
puts me right out
edit: I almost sat on my cat last night, but as soon as he felt the pressure of someone sitting on him he climbed up my back with his claws and jumped away.
Am I angry at him? No, I almost crushed him to death through negligence and a few scratches aren't that bad.
edit2: Unless I'm wrong assuming you leaned back onto the cat, if not, then yeah I guess a "fuck that cat" sentiment isn't totally out of place.
if only a dog could chug a bear
it's totally adorable and not soul destroying at all
please do link me, because i have never ever heard this before. and im kind of terrified by the thought of it.
blood curdles
Laughing so hard
hobbes is a cat so i thought it fit
I think it is in the same one about gold eating termites invading fort knox