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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    What if you see your own death TLB?

    What will you do then?

    start a dead pool

    bet on my own death

    then make my will state I be buried with all my money

    also that I be cremated

    so no grave robbers try to steal my money

    gonna be burned upon a pile of money

    the classiest of burials

    Wearing nothing but a top hat, monocle and cigar

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    Gatsby wrote: »
    What if you see your own death TLB?

    What will you do then?

    start a dead pool

    bet on my own death

    then make my will state I be buried with all my money

    also that I be cremated

    so no grave robbers try to steal my money

    gonna be burned upon a pile of money

    the classiest of burials

    Wearing nothing but a top hat, monocle and cigar

    and a solid gold cape

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    What if you see your own death TLB?

    What will you do then?

    start a dead pool

    bet on my own death

    then make my will state I be buried with all my money

    also that I be cremated

    so no grave robbers try to steal my money

    gonna be burned upon a pile of money

    the classiest of burials

    I wish you were dead so I could see this

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    What if you see your own death TLB?

    What will you do then?

    start a dead pool

    bet on my own death

    then make my will state I be buried with all my money

    also that I be cremated

    so no grave robbers try to steal my money

    gonna be burned upon a pile of money

    the classiest of burials

    I wish you were dead so I could see this

    Gonna fake my own death so you can, shoe

    Because we doggs

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh man, my parents called. They are coming home soon. By this point I'm feeling lonely.

    But I don't want them to come back, Not yet.

    :(

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    Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    muse i am sorry about your parents

    i used to think my parents were terrible because i couldn't stay out past 1 am!!

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    muse nobody was home and you didn't throw a bitchin' party

    the hell's the matter with you

    you should be comically trying to glue together the broken couch just as your parents walk in the door

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've never been out past 10 pm. 1 in the morning? Good grief!

    @TLB: When they are gone I like to just enjoy the solitude. It seems to me that ideally I'd be getting about 3 hours all to my self.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you are the worst teen girl ever muse

    the worst

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    ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    time to sell your soul to the devil

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm sorry I am not more exciting. But why would I invite anybody over? The house is so small. It only works because we are short Mexicans.

    And I find it amusing to find that my parents have a reputation on the boards. I used to think all that was normal.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    muse the size of your house doesn't matter

    you need to have zany adventures

    and wild parties

    you need a vodka watermelon

    and a night full of regrets

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    chiddy bang cheers me up

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm saving all that up for later. For when I won't get in trouble.

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm saving all that up for later. For when I won't get in trouble.

    the point is to get in trouble

    break the rules

    live on the edge

    movies and tv have proven that it never ends poorly

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am too mousey to live on the edge.

    I will probably cry.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    movies and tv show me that you just need a handsome jock to date you to make you learn how good it is to live on the edge

    so

    start dating a handsome jock stat

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm sorry I am not more exciting. But why would I invite anybody over? The house is so small. It only works because we are short Mexicans.

    And I find it amusing to find that my parents have a reputation on the boards. I used to think all that was normal.

    a house is never too small for sex

    that's why you should invite somebody over

    it'll make you more exciting too

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But in that James Dean talking picture, the jock drove his car off a cliff and died.

    It was the cool outcast loner who was truly living on the edge!

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Our jocks aren't that good-looking.

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I've never been out past 10 pm. 1 in the morning? Good grief!

    @TLB: When they are gone I like to just enjoy the solitude. It seems to me that ideally I'd be getting about 3 hours all to my self.

    Try spending 25 hours out on the town, waking up 2 hours away from your house by bus in a stranger's place to the sound of In Bruges on DVD and nothing to eat but salty crackers.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    damnit clint

    that is the wrong kind of handsome jock

    are you trying to ruin my foolproof plan to fix muse

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB doesn't know what he's talking about. Cool outcast loners who quite literally live on the edge and don't play by the rules are the ticket to being rad.

    Oh and just for the record, Clint Eastwood could take Bronson in a fight any day of the week

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB doesn't know what he's talking about. Cool outcast loners who quite literally live on the edge and don't play by the rules are the ticket to being rad.

    Oh and just for the record, Clint Eastwood could take Bronson in a fight any day of the week

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Clint don't turn Muse into Laura.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuGiZaaUaj8

    Just don't

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh fuck look what you've gone and done goddamnit

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f9Tpw1ICJEc&feature=related

    Even ancient wrinkly Eastwood can kick the shit out of ethnic people. Bronson ain't got shit

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    alright new plan muse

    you need to crash a high school dance for a school far from yours disguised as a french foreign exchange student and pick up all the dudes

    instant popularity

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    Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I've never been out past 10 pm. 1 in the morning? Good grief!

    @TLB: When they are gone I like to just enjoy the solitude. It seems to me that ideally I'd be getting about 3 hours all to my self.

    Try spending 25 hours out on the town, waking up 2 hours away from your house by bus in a stranger's place to the sound of In Bruges on DVD and nothing to eat but salty crackers.

    That is the life.

    I intend to move out and go college and whatnot but I;m bracing myself 'cause I might have to do it without parental support >_<

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    3 things are certain

    they were amazing actors

    they liked guns a lot

    and they had awesome hair
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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Were?

    Liked?

    Had?

    Bronson's dead but Clint is still kicking, you rotten mother fucker.

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    but he's old and done acting as far as i know

    now he's mainly a director

    Gran Torino was his last acting hurrah

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gatsby wrote: »
    I've never been out past 10 pm. 1 in the morning? Good grief!

    @TLB: When they are gone I like to just enjoy the solitude. It seems to me that ideally I'd be getting about 3 hours all to my self.

    Try spending 25 hours out on the town, waking up 2 hours away from your house by bus in a stranger's place to the sound of In Bruges on DVD and nothing to eat but salty crackers.

    That is the life.

    I intend to move out and go college and whatnot but I;m bracing myself 'cause I might have to do it without parental support >_<

    I'm not going to lie, finding yourself waking up just to quote Ralph Feinnes in that movie

    There's a whole lot worse than that

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    Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He still likes guns and just because he's retired doesn't mean he's not still a great actor.

    His hair's not too great any more I guess.

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    pfft them's chump ethnics

    Bronson's taken out:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBxdl8Dtr8Q

    Danny Trejo

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOtGpfI_Qs0

    Laurence Fishbourne

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g_E9vFLw-R0

    Toshiro Mifune

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    GatsbyGatsby Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Let's be fair TLB, that last one was a draw

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    The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    no it wasn't

    Bronson totally won

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    Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tlb have you seen Bronson

    is it an accurate portrayal of Charles Bronson

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    Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    he just wanted to make the Jap dude look good

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