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Something I own and have no use for... yet

UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by thenRegistered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Ok dudes. For Xmas I got a guitar. It looks like this:

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It is not that though, because we are poor. The guitar is also poor. Poor in quality.

I do not know how to play the guitar. So let's discuss such exciting things as:

What songs should I learn first?
What instruments do you guys play/want to play?
I also have a harmonica I don't know how to use.


If none of this interests you, may you consider:
-I am getting a scene from "300" airbrushed onto my new guitar, possibly.
-The tuning knobs are made of cocks, dicks, etc.
-Maybe I can learn to mimic the sound of a cat sneezing.
-The pick may have something to do with zombies.
-What things do you own and really have to use for?

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    see how much of it you can fit in your ass

    take pictures too i'm serious

    dush on
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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Infected by Bad Religion

    it was so good on guitar hero anyway

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  • redimpulseredimpulse Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    STAIRWAY TO HEAVEN

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.

    PotU on
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  • MathildaMathilda Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Play Free Bird!

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How much would it net you at a pawn shop? Enough to buy Guitar Hero II? I think that would be a better course of action. Alternatively you could just carry the guitar around and act like you know how to play it and get some musician-level action.

    TankHammer on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    PiptheFair on
  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nirvana is the gateway to learning guitar apparently. That's why my Ibanez currently sits in a closet collecting dust and has been doing so for about 4 years.

    Butters on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ok, I will take pictures this time.


    Also, I forgot to mention I can play the opening to "Blister in the Sun" pretty sloppily.

    I'll add SLTS (sluts?) to the mandatory list along with the opening riff of Smoke on the Water (olol cliche).

    I enjoyed Infected on GH too, one of my favorites. Maybe I'll just start with the GH catalogue.

    Edit: Guitar Hero 2? I'm 3 steps ahead of you, my man. I'm about to trade my PS2 version in for the 360 version. 10 new songs at least!

    Ubik on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.

    PotU on
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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny
    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana
    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic
    even if it is poop
    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.

    count me in

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Also, haha, poor people.

    PotU on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    PiptheFair on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The first song you should learn is Hangar 18. After that everything else is easy. Reverse guitarginerring :^:.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Also, haha, poor people.

    hi5

    Butters on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    Yeah 15 year olds don't know Nirvana. Maybe college chicks. But if they're wearing pink, prob not.

    Ubik on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy
    Our women are very stupid. Trust me.

    TankHammer on
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    No, I don't live in England, but I guess it's everywhere the same in Europe.

    Silly American people.

    PotU on
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  • HomelessHomeless Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I like to play manowar

    it is so easy and will make oiled up muscled guys fall from the sky.

    then they stab you

    with their "swords"

    Homeless on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    No, I don't live in England, but I guess it's everywhere the same in Europe.

    Silly American people.
    look I can't keep track of all the places that hate freedom and for some reason I confused you with bigdes

    I don't know why I did that

    PiptheFair on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    No, I don't live in England, but I guess it's everywhere the same in Europe.

    Silly American people.
    You live in Austria. That's in France right?

    TankHammer on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Play TCB.
    And get to the good part.

    Lord Dave on
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking

    Redeemer on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Homeless wrote:
    I like to play manowar

    it is so easy and will make oiled up muscled guys fall from the sky.

    then they stab you

    with their "swords"

    Color me intrigued.

    More information: I know the C and G chords!

    Also, Workin' overtime, work out!!

    dun doodoodoodadoo doot, doot doot doo dooooo

    Ubik on
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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    No, I don't live in England, but I guess it's everywhere the same in Europe.

    Silly American people.
    You live in Austria. That's in France right?

    no stupid that's south of asia

    Shujin Katana on
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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking

    i would be three shades of sad

    Shujin Katana on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    No, I don't live in England, but I guess it's everywhere the same in Europe.

    Silly American people.
    You live in Austria. That's in France right?

    No one wants to live in France.

    And Nirvana is the favourite band of every wannabe punk rock teenager girl and most of the boys.

    I'm so glad I started with Flogging Molly.

    PotU on
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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    PotU wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    tiny cat is tiny

    also, it is mandatory to learn Smells Like Teen Spirit even if you hate Nirvana

    No, shut up you horrible person.
    what? it's easy and makes women think you have emotions and are artistic

    even if it is poop

    Women? 15 year old girls that don't know anything about music except that stuff that runs on MTV maybe.
    wait you live in england

    come to the states and play nirvana, you'll be knee deep in college pussy

    No, I don't live in England, but I guess it's everywhere the same in Europe.

    Silly American people.
    You live in Austria. That's in France right?

    No one wants to live in France.

    And Nirvana is the favourite band of every wannabe punk rock teenager girl and most of the boys.

    I'm so glad I started with Flogging Molly.
    you made an excellent decision

    PiptheFair on
  • Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking

    nobody would admit it
    it'd be sad to watch them pretend

    Lord Dave on
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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking

    There are two options: Laughing because a movie everyone thought would be awesome turns out to be bad.

    Or

    Watching a fantastic movie.

    PotU on
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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PotU wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking

    There are two options: Laughing because a movie everyone thought would be awesome turns out to be bad.

    Or

    Watching a fantastic movie.

    Everyone wins!

    Ubik on
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  • Shujin KatanaShujin Katana ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking
    nobody would admit it
    it'd be sad to watch them pretend

    oho man when that one guy almost killed that other guy oh man that was good

    or or that terrible ending, that was a totally artistic aproach

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Most things that suck are able to continue to exist under the guise of "art"

    Wise_a on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    That movie wasn't for critics. Etc.

    Ubik on
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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking

    nobody would admit it
    it'd be sad to watch them pretend

    I would admit it. I knew the matrix reloaded sucked within 30 minutes of the movie and I was ready to admit it an hour after that.

    Butters on
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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lord Dave wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    It would be kinda funny if 300 ended up really sucking

    nobody would admit it
    it'd be sad to watch them pretend

    I would admit it. I knew the matrix reloaded sucked within 30 minutes of the movie and I was ready to admit it an hour after that.
    I was going back and forth in my head all night on that. One minute I'm saying it sucked, the next minute I'm saying it wasn't so bad. Eventually though I just settled in the middle: It wasn't any better than it promised to be. I mean what did we honestly expect?

    TankHammer on
  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The Matrix Reloaded had a lot of problems, but it was entertaining

    Revolutions on the other hand

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    The Matrix Reloaded had a lot of problems, but it was entertaining

    Revolutions on the other hand

    Don't get me started.

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