No One's Gonna Hold My Hand, It's Got a Full Time Occupation

Straightzi · July 2010

There is one thing that damn near everyone here has in common. Something which an awful lot of people around the world have in common even, despite the best attempts of some. It is a trait shared by the greatest of men, and by the weakest of men. A simple activity, enjoyed. And what is that activity, you ask?

Masturbation.

I know you enjoy it. Or if you don't enjoy that, you certainly enjoy sex, don't you?

But you see, I have a challenge. That challenge is stated simply: Don't. Who amongst you can keep from flogging the bishop the longest? Or, y'know, otherwise reaching orgasm.

So sign ups for this contest begin. It'll start sometime next week. Here are the rules:

1. No orgasms, no reaching the heightened point of sexual activity in any way shape or form. Blue ball yourself all you want, but you can't ejaculate. And you ladies can't, I dunno, curl your toes and scream. Whatever it is you do.

2. If you do end up disqualifying yourself (or being forcibly disqualified by another), you should tell us how. I mean, you don't have to, but oftentimes there are good stories associated with this business.

3. Don't sit around talking about porn in this thread. It's irritating and fills everything up far too quickly.

4. I'm not handling any sort of PMing lists this time. Don't send shit to people who don't ask for it, and don't ask for shit in the thread. But if someone's open to it, fuckin' fire away. Remember that sending unwanted sexual images, either porn or shock images, is kinda verboten here.

5. Don't lie. It's boring and fucks everything over. There's no prize to win here anyways, other than bragging rights, and even those aren't the greatest of bragging rights.

I'll write more rules as the need for them arises. But now, I shall begin a list of entrants. The contest itself will start sometime next week, with however many people we have by then.

Entrants:
1. Straightzi
2. Squall