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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Pony wrote: »
    I regret nothing.

    I'm sorry.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm sorry for being a useless piece of shit and playing these games all day.

    Cilla Black on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    geomitch has redeemed this thread

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm sorry for being a useless piece of shit and playing these games all day.

    I'm just sorry for those inconveniently replaced stairs.

    Butler For Life #1 on
  • GafotoGafoto Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    oh my god

    last year I was walking to the mall and this family passed by me and their kid was looking at me and I was like "shit im not gonna get stared down by a kid" and stared back and right before we passed i was like oh shit thats not a kid thats a midget! i accidently stared down a midget without realizing it

    That's a public service. Gotta keep those midgets in line.

    Gafoto on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm sorry for being a useless piece of shit and playing these games all day.

    If you were sincerely contrite, it wouldn't keep happening.

    Aneurhythmia on
  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    One time we had a great performance for our school play and one of the teachers congratulated me so I went in to shook his hand and whoops he didn't have his right forearm

    forgot which grade it was since every school I've been too had at least 1 teacher without an arm

    GeoMitch on
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  • AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    One time we had a great performance for our school play and one of the teachers congratulated me so I went in to shook his hand and whoops he didn't have his right forearm

    forgot which grade it was since every school I've been too had at least 1 teacher without an arm

    Was your school district in or near the Twilight Zone?

    Aneurhythmia on
  • DaricDaric Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm sorry for being fucking awesome all the time and making everyone else look bad

    Daric on
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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    are you suggesting that the universe has made it so that every school I go to has an amputee in a deliberate attempt to make me feel embarrassed and awkward?

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  • celandinecelandine Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So the facilities guy at my conference has one arm. He's always setting up tables and microphones and it must be hard for him.

    So one time I said "Can I give you a hand?"

    I'm so, so sorry.

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  • pillowpillow Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I lost my toenail clippers awhile ago and this shit is getting ridiculous

    pillow on
  • L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Daric wrote: »
    I'm sorry for being fucking awesome all the time and making everyone else look bad

    no need

    L|ama on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    I lost my toenail clippers awhile ago and this shit is getting ridiculous

    I just rip mine off.

    Uriel on
  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    I lost my toenail clippers awhile ago and this shit is getting ridiculous

    so go to wal-mart or a drugstore and get new ones.

    they're like a buck fifty.

    (saying this as a guy who hasn't done the same for his own nails in half a month now)

    Cilla Black on
  • Baroque And RollBaroque And Roll Every spark of friendship and love Will die without a homeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    pillow wrote: »
    I lost my toenail clippers awhile ago and this shit is getting ridiculous

    I got like three of 'em. Want one?

    Baroque And Roll on
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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    like, 6 years ago I just callously dismissed this one girl over the internet. oh man it's been bugging me

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    my grandma has a pair of toenail clippers that are studded with jewels. they're tacky

    GeoMitch on
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I snapped at a coworker today for something really retarded. Makes me feel dumb just thinking about it. Not even in the sense that she needed the apology, which I gave her, just that it was an incredibly lame thing to get pissy about. Ugh, I need to man up more often.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man I have said such terrible shit to people before, it makes me want to cry in hindsight

    GeoMitch on
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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am sorry to snowbeat for casually hitting on him on FB chat before realizing that he is like nearly eight years younger than me

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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    man I have said such terrible shit to people before, it makes me want to cry in hindsight

    Me too, let's cry together and eat ice cream

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    lets get some big buckets of vanilla ice cream, hershey sauce, a blender and make frosties

    GeoMitch on
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Maybe throw some Oreos up in that motherfucker

    Darmak on
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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My brother apparently wants me to apologize to him for a bunch of shit I did to him when we were younger.
    Look, if you have the emotional stability of a schizophrenic on stilts you shouldn't try and be "cool" in front of your friends by trying to pick on me.

    I made him cry like 3 times in front of his friends. Fucker never learned.

    B.C. on
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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nah. let's get those candy coated hershey kisses things.

    GeoMitch on
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  • DarmakDarmak RAGE vympyvvhyc vyctyvyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh shit, that sounds good too. Then we can go into the Minecraft thread and aggravate Meta some more.

    Darmak on
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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man what kids don't need to apologize for shit with our siblings when we were young

    unless it was some serious grade A sociopathic stuff

    but brothers and sisters fight like mad cats sometimes, s'just life. they grow out of it most of the time.

    Cilla Black on
  • thedude_frombaywatchthedude_frombaywatch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Gafoto wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    oh my god

    last year I was walking to the mall and this family passed by me and their kid was looking at me and I was like "shit im not gonna get stared down by a kid" and stared back and right before we passed i was like oh shit thats not a kid thats a midget! i accidently stared down a midget without realizing it

    That's a public service. Gotta keep those midgets in line.

    I once ignored this customer who was standing at the register because I thought it was a kid and it turned out to be a really short woman

    thedude_frombaywatch on
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  • NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Then we can go into the Minecraft thread and aggravate Meta some more.
    recidivism itt

    Nartwak on
  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    man what kids don't need to apologize for shit with our siblings when we were young

    unless it was some serious grade A sociopathic stuff

    but brothers and sisters fight like mad cats sometimes, s'just life. they grow out of it most of the time.

    My brother is apparently carrying a deep grudge.
    I really want to tell him "look, if you want to end this we can either talk like adults or finally slug it out like children."
    Because I'm not apologizing for shit. He always started it, and I made sure to end it.

    B.C. on
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  • NartwakNartwak Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    "sorry about being better than you, brother"
    would that be so hard

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  • Cilla BlackCilla Black Priscilla!!! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My older relatives say that same-sex siblings often have a harder time getting along in later years than otherwise. I've just got a sister and she's one of my better friends now so it's nothing I can personally attest to.

    Cilla Black on
  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My brother is distant as fuck, even though we live in the same fucking house, it drives me nuts.

    OH wells.

    On the other hand, I know he would fall apart without me nearby.

    Uriel on
  • Macro9Macro9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I can see your ego from here.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    No ego, tis true Macro, my brother is really attached to me, but also distant a lot of times.

    Sometimes I think he hates me, but I know it's not true.

    Uriel on
  • HenroidHenroid Mexican kicked from Immigration Thread Centrism is Racism :3Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wait Uriel is back?

    Henroid on
  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Usagi wrote: »
    Tonkka wrote: »
    Jesus, TP, did your mother have any children that lived?

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    Show me your war face!

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    Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!

    Can I bring friends?

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    My older relatives say that same-sex siblings often have a harder time getting along in later years than otherwise. I've just got a sister and she's one of my better friends now so it's nothing I can personally attest to.

    I'm very close to my sister, but a little distant from my brother I guess. I really don't know why that is, just how we grew up.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Nartwak wrote: »
    "sorry about being better than you, brother"
    would that be so hard

    I don't claim to be better than him, because I'm a pretty mediocre human being.
    He just needs to stop being a colossal vagina.

    B.C. on
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