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BIDOOF IS THE TOUGHEST POKéMON

Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplaceShe crawled right inRegistered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
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Bidoof is a Normal-type Pokémon. It evolves into Bibarel at level 15. Bidoof are small brown rodent-like creatures with large front teeth which they use for gnawing on wood. They have round tufts of fur on their tails and a ring of them on their faces. Bidoof has a red nose, a black snout and a paler-colored underside. They also have black, slightly webbed paws. In the anime, it is shown that they can run on two legs like humans. The tail of a male Bidoof consists of five tufts of fur, while the tail of a female only has three.
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BIDOOF'S BASE STATS

HP: 59
Attack: 45
Defense: 40
Sp.Atk: 35
Sp.Def: 40
Speed: 31

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DESIGN YOUR OWN BIDOOF

Here is my custom Bidoof. Maybe you should try making your own!

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NEAT BIDOOF FACTS
  • Did you know Bidoof can learn Superpower, Aqua Tail, Curse, Super Fang, and other rad moves?
  • Did you know Bidoof's front teeth grow at the same pace as Rattata's?
  • Did you know that Bidoof can only be discovered in Johto or Kanto if you are using the Sinnoh Sound radio program?
  • Did you know Bidoof can drive a car?

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WHAT IF EVERYTHING WAS BIDOOF???

what, indeed

In conclusion, Bidoof rules, use it every day. Thanks to Bulbapedia, Deviantart, Pokébeach, and Google Image Search, who I relentlessly pilfered images from.




Did you know that there's some new Pokémon games coming out soon? This september in GLORIOUS NIPPON, Pokémon Black and White will be released, featuring a new region, new Pokémon, new features like 3 vs 3 battles with strategic positioning of your Pokémon, and all kinds of other neat stuff. Like version-exclusive areas! Underneath this spoiler are some pictures of rad new Pokémon, some buildings, and a lot of Japanese scribbling that I don't understand.
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Here is some crap about Heart Gold and Soul Silver that I copied from the last thread.

EV TRAINING SPOTS FOR MUNKUSES
Atk is the lake west of mahogany (seaking/goldeen)
SpA is the pond north of goldenrod (psy/golduck)
Def is the grass south of Pallet (tangela, not mr mime), or if you prefer, the grass south of blackthorn (not teddiursa, yes graveler/geodude/skarmory)
SpD is surfing directly south of olivine (all you get are tentacools/cruels)
HP is slowpoke well (SURF for only slowpokes)
Speed is dark cave (SURF for only magikarps)

HOW TO WASTE YOUR TIME PLAYING VOLTORB FLIP
Anything that adds up to 5 = dead section (nothing)

Don't get it? Basically, any marker whose numbers add up to five, whether it be four Voltorbs and one coin or two Voltorbs and three coins, only has one-coin cards in it, therefore, there is nothing of value in that row and it should not be touched. Don't believe me? Let's test it out then.

[] [] [] [] [] [3/2]

There are three coins in this row, and two Voltorbs. There's only one way this could possibly go.

[1] [1] [1] [V] [V] [3/2]

In any particular order, of course. Try it with any two numbers whose sum is five, you'll get the same result; there will never be a card with more than one coin in any section of the sort.

Now that I have you convinced, here's the whole thing.

Anything that adds up to 5 = nothing. Do not flip this section at all.
Anything that adds up to 6 = [one 2]. Once that card is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 7 = [two 2s] OR [one 3]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 8 = [three 2s] OR [one 3 and one 2]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 9 = [two 3s] OR [one 3 and two 2s] OR [four 2s]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 10 = [two 3s and one 2] OR [one 3 and three 2s]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 11 = [two 2s and two 3s] OR [three 3s]. Once one of those combinations is uncovered, do not flip any more cards in this section.
Anything that adds up to 13 = [four 3s] OR...

I haven't figured out higher sums yet, mainly because I haven't been paying attention; but I'll add them in as I go. But, those are the only possible combinations for each sum of numbers on a marker. Feel free to contribute more. Using this as a guideline, you'll be able to more easily weed out sections that you should not flip using your own logic. Good luck.

SE++ GYM LEADERS WHO NOBODY HAS BATTLED IN MONTHS

Dichotomy - Poison
Speed Racer - Normal
Unintentional - Fighting
Munkus Beaver - Steel
Faynor - Psychic
Worthless Lurker - Electric
Beasteh - Dark
Kuribo's Shoe - Bug
Sir Red-Water

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  • M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this op makes me want to have a bidoof on my team

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So, does anybody want to battle? It's been a minute since I have.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is a work of art

    Didgeridoo on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I thought this was a drowzee thread

    BugBoy on
  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Not surprised at all

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So, does anybody want to battle? It's been a minute since I have.

    Yeah, I'll fight ya if you like!

    Didgeridoo on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Macera wrote: »
    Not surprised at all

    just be glad I didn't put "im dying squirtle" in the OP, jerk.

    Didge, let me grab my ds and i'll be on in a few

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bidoof
    bidoof
    bidoof is on fire

    BugBoy on
  • Phil316Phil316 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    first time i played diamond i fucking hated my bidoof

    he was the team cutup, blamed for every one of my failures

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    bidoof
    bidoof
    bidoof is on fire
    let that pokey man burn

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Good work Cloudman.

    This is the best OP a poke-thread could ask for.

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tempted to make the next one all about Mr. Mime

    the invisible pc box thread

    BugBoy on
  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    No OP about Bidoof is complete without this.

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    Adus on
  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was trying to avoid lame memes but thanks for ruining the thread, butthole.

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  • AdusAdus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    You're welcome.

    Adus on
  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But that one is a funny meme!

    Didgeridoo on
  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    bidoof has become a meme itself

    BugBoy on
  • PureauthorPureauthor Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    DOOF DOOF DOOF

    Breeding Gengars now.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    okay this is like my most terrible battle ever, so far

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  • PreciousBodilyFluidsPreciousBodilyFluids Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Oh my god.

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I mega lucked out that your water guy was up first

    Didgeridoo on
  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Shit yes bitches, Brobarel forev--
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    oh my god

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I like that the fifth gen has a pokemon that's very similar to bidoof

    he returns

    BugBoy on
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Based on the entry for Bidoof, the first picture is a lady :winky:

    Fiz on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you are welcome speed racer

    i did it...for you...

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    Based on the entry for Bidoof, the first picture is a lady :winky:

    FIZ

    i require the url to your image in which all the pokemon sprites are edited to resemble bidoof

    this is important

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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    That wasn't my image D:

    But I assume you mean something like this?

    http://sixfortyfive.com/pkmn/bidoooooof.png

    Fiz on
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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you are welcome speed racer

    i did it...for you...

    Take me now

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fiz wrote: »
    That wasn't my image D:

    But I assume you mean something like this?

    http://sixfortyfive.com/pkmn/bidoooooof.png

    that is in fact precisely what i meant

    thank you fiz

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bidoof huh
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  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Adus wrote: »
    No OP about Bidoof is complete without this.

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    Bidoof.png

    Fiz on
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Well that goes to show how well my stalling tactics work. Good match didge!

    edit: if you want to do another one, i'm down. i'll just need to swap out some pokes

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  • DidgeridooDidgeridoo Flighty Dame Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Good game, Clint! I should have been hitting myself with the confusion business, I don't know what was up with that

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Man I really got an itch to play this dang game

    I wish Nintendo Wifi didn't suck so much!

    I'm gonna strangle a puppy if BW doesn't support WPA encryption on the DSi

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    in the immortal words of sonic the hedgehog, "YOU'RE TOO SLOW"

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  • Synthetic OrangeSynthetic Orange Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    It doesnt deserve to go in a link, it must be image tagged!

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  • Speed RacerSpeed Racer Scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratch scritch scratchRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    in the immortal words of sonic the hedgehog, "YOU'RE TOO SLOW"

    Left and right on the D-pad while playing Sonic was alone enough to justify the purchase of SSBB.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yaaay bidoof
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    yaaay

    Macera on
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  • DodgeBlanDodgeBlan PSN: dodgeblanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    good work mr eastdoof

    you have bidoofed my day

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