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WIZPIG

WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
edited February 2007 in Games and Technology
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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Hahaha, Diddy Kong Racing thread. :D

    THREAD KEEPS MOVING FORUMS!!!

    Fucking nomads.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Wizpig's name is a portmanteau word combining 'wizard' and 'pig'.

    Gee, thanks Wikipedia.

    I never would've guessed that.

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pozz pigs?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    PolaGo wrote:
    Hahaha, Diddy Kong Racing thread. :D

    You know what? Yes. Let's make this a Diddy Kong Racing thread. Fuckin' A.

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  • PolagoPolago Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PolaGo wrote:
    Hahaha, Diddy Kong Racing thread. :D

    You know what? Yes. Let's make this a Diddy Kong Racing thread. Fuckin' A.

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    Why is Tiptup sporting a rape face?

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    I was a mother fucking tip-tup terror, back in the day. God, I can't wait for this game. Makes me want to fire up the n64, or cross my fingers for a VC release.

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PolaGo wrote:
    PolaGo wrote:
    Hahaha, Diddy Kong Racing thread. :D

    You know what? Yes. Let's make this a Diddy Kong Racing thread. Fuckin' A.

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    Why is Tiptup sporting a rape face?

    Probably in preparation for his imminent rapings

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  • PotUPotU __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    I bought GoldenEye instead of Diddy Kong Racing.

    I think it's better than DKR.

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  • DekuStickDekuStick Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tip Tup is king.

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  • SporkAndrewSporkAndrew Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    The way it said the names was sickeningly cute. I hope they keep it the same for the DS release.

    "Tiiiiimba"

    "Tip-tuuuup"

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    The one about the fucking space hairdresser and the cowboy. He's got a tinfoil pal and a pedal bin
  • ToadTheMushroomToadTheMushroom Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Tip top Tip Tup

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  • trentsteeltrentsteel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have never played this game as I am poor and cannot afford the latest game boy.

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  • AlphaTwoAlphaTwo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I fully expect the new Conker, with guns ablaze, in this game.

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  • RidleySariaRidleySaria AnaheimRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AlphaTwo wrote:
    I fully expect the new Conker, with guns ablaze, in this game.

    Conker and Banjo have been replaced with the two girl Kongs.

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  • plufimplufim Dr Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I loved this game, and I was fucking unbeatable at it. I unlocked TT, and used him to beat every single one of the staff times. DKR is probably my most completed game ever - I did EVERYTHING. There was a time trial competition run by HYPER>> magazine (Aussie gaming rag), and I beat the second best time by over ten seconds. I sent in a tape of me doing that time, just incase they thought I was pulling their leg. Won me waverace 64!

    One trick that was never widely publiscised was the extra power off of boost pads - if you let go of the accelerator just before the boost kicks in, you get a green flame rather then a blue one, which has a little extra kick. Makes beating wizpig a little easier.

    DKR on DS though, it's gonna be fantastic. They've replaced banjo and conker with some of the kongs, but the addition of wifi and a track editor more then make up for that.

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  • UncleSporkyUncleSporky Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Diddy Kong Racing is a racing game for the Nintendo 64 developed by Rareware. It was released in 1997. 800,000 copies were ordered in the two weeks before Christmas 1997, making it the fastest selling video game at the time, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.

    Huh!

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  • LewiePLewieP Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Diddy Kong Racing is a racing game for the Nintendo 64 developed by Rareware. It was released in 1997. 800,000 copies were ordered in the two weeks before Christmas 1997, making it the fastest selling video game at the time, according to the Guinness Book of World Records.

    Huh!
    bloody hell.

    Really?

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ummm...

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    Alternately,

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  • Jam WarriorJam Warrior Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You know I'm going to say it...

    Better battle games than Mario Kart 64. Hovercraft and earning your homing missiles FTW.

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  • Wise_aWise_a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Mario Kart 64 is pretty much the be all and end all in this particular genre.

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  • bobertoboberto Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wise_a wrote:
    Mario Kart 64 is pretty much the be all and end all in this particular genre.

    Nooooo. I liked Diddy Kong better.

    And I don't feel like MK64 was as good as Super Mario Kart, especially battle mode, but that's me.

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  • Manic205Manic205 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wise_a wrote:
    Mario Kart 64 is pretty much the be all and end all in this particular genre.

    Except that the SNES version was the best Mario Kart, and Diddy Kong trumps them all.

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  • SniperGuySniperGuy SniperGuyGaming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ...they're making a DS version?


    FUCK YES!

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  • GraviijaGraviija Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Manic205 wrote:
    Wise_a wrote:
    Mario Kart 64 is pretty much the be all and end all in this particular genre.

    Except that the DS version was the best Mario Kart, and Diddy Kong is also pretty good.

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Posting in a Kneejerk thread.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    What?

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  • SpongeCakeSpongeCake Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What?

    I was just following orders!

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AH'M BANJO.

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  • WhippyWhippy Moderator, Admin Emeritus Admin Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    AH'M BANJO.

    the funny thing is that even though there are all these spectacular reasons, banjo-threeie is what's going to make me buy a 360

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  • racyrefinedrajracyrefinedraj Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Single cart?

    Online?

    If both don't suck I am so in

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  • AlphaTwoAlphaTwo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    And, you can draw your own tracks!

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  • mntorankusumntorankusu I'm not sure how to use this thing.... Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AlphaTwo wrote:
    And, you can draw your own tracks!
    Say what, now?

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  • Dr. Phibbs McAtheyDr. Phibbs McAthey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I played the ever-loving shit out of Diddy Kong Racing. Best kart-based-story mode ever! What? Chase Wizpig off on his lighthouse rocket? Fuck that, I'll chase his ass to wherever the hell he was from and race IN SPACE. That's right, Wizpig! I'm bringing it home to your doorstep!

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  • AlphaTwoAlphaTwo Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AlphaTwo wrote:
    And, you can draw your own tracks!
    Say what, now?
    Wikipedia wrote:
    Create your own tracks (TT's Wish Races)

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  • GlalGlal AiredaleRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AlphaTwo wrote:
    I fully expect the new Conker, with guns ablaze, in this game.
    Conker and Banjo have been replaced with the two girl Kongs.
    Stupid licencing issues... I want Conker. :(

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  • atkbobatkbob Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nintendo Power gave it 7.5 in their latest issue. Uh oh!

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I too rocked TipTup.

    and the Cock... whose name I forget.

    The Cock works just as well.

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  • Dr. Phibbs McAtheyDr. Phibbs McAthey Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ShimSham wrote:
    I too rocked TipTup.

    and the Cock... whose name I forget.

    The Cock works just as well.

    Ummm...Drumstick! Yes!
    T.T. the stopwatch was a little bitch.

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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I prefer Cock

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