Hounddog

klok

So there is this movie coming out called Hounddog.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hounddog

Dakota Fanning is in it, apparently she gets brutally raped:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/436553p-367837c.html

So there is reason to see this movie even if you don't like her.

Let's add

a few more spaces to this first post.

Ok there.

Metzger Meister

I'd say it's more of a reason to see this movie because you don't like her, but, hey. They could have just beat her with kendo sticks or a sock filled with pennies for an hour and a half, but this works too.

dush

Metzger Meister wrote:

I'd say it's more of a reason to see this movie because you don't like her, but, hey. They could have just beat her with kendo sticks or a sock filled with a brick for an hour and a half, but this works too.

klok

Why the Dakota Fanning hate I thought she was a well respected actress.

trentsteel

dush wrote:

Metzger Meister wrote:

I'd say it's more of a reason to see this movie because you don't like her, but, hey. They could have just beat her with kendo sticks or a sock filled with a brick for an hour and a half, but this works too.

Metzger Meister

You thought wrong. There's a thing she doesn't have: talent. Besides, she looks like a fucking chihuahua. Like she should be shivering in Paris Hilton's 3,000 dollar purse.

Raijin Quickfoot

trentsteel

I don't think that people hate her. I think it's just that they pulled the old "Shove her down our throat thing."

Just like Lindsay Lohan. I heard that SNL chick's script for Mean Girls was actually pretty good. I thought, hey that new girl in there looks interesting and attractive, maybe I will go---

OH YEAH? YOU LIKE HER? YEAH? LET'S SHOVE HER DOWN YOUR GODDAMN THROAT THEN, HERE YOU GO, MORE AND MORE UNTIL SHE'S ON THE COVER OF FUCKING EVERYTHING!

And just like that, I hate something I might have liked.

Dido Dane Cook.

klok

Hey man what you mean she don't got talent didn't you see charlotte's web.

Oprah was a goose

Metzger Meister

I hate Oprah too. I'm not sure why I hate her... but, no, Dakota Fanning is not talented, at all. She could be one day if she, y'know, had to actually try to get a fucking movie part instead of having them thrown at her like so much panties at a Tom Jones show.

klok

Well can you really blame her I mean how many 12 year olds are smart enough to act.

I mean do you hate Sam Jackson cuz he gets all the black movie parts.

Metzger Meister

No, I know Sam Jackson can act. See: Pulp Fiction, and every fucking movie he's ever made. Trust me, I'm an actor, albeit an amateur stage actor, and Dakota Fanning has less talent then even the local child actors I've been in plays with. Granted, she has a brilliant fucking agent/marketing, but that doesn't change the fact that she sucks.





And you will know, my name is the lord!


Edit: You racist.

klok

Maybe this movie will change all that.

mully

Dakota Fanning is amazing for her age.
I heard her talking on a radio station once and was blown away.
She's an eloquent speaker.
I don't think it's cool to be pro-brutal rape upon a 12 year old,
even in a movie. !

PS Sam Jackson is like. What. 92 now or sometihng?
Dakota Fanning has 80 years to hone her skills to where Sams' are.

lostwords

Why is the word underpants quoted in the wikipedia entry? Also, if your parents and agent are watching you film a brutal rape scene, I don't think it makes it any better.

EDIT: Also, this clip where Dakota Fanning is dealing with a crazy Japanese fan shows her to be a seemingly nice, grounded person. Although she looks totally creeped out in the later parts of the interview.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7wwXYU4aE1Q

Metzger Meister

Maybe. Like I said, she could be a great actor if she were more selective with her rolls. She's been in some GREAT films, Man on Fire being one of them, with some great actors. I just think she needs time to mature as an actor to become as good as she can be. Also: I'm leery of the new Charlotte's Web. Does it have singing? If it doesn't, no way I'm seeing it. I need Templeton singing songs about the garbage at the fair.

Edit: Mully, it's hard to imagine you taking pleasure in anyone being hurt/victimized. It's like you're made of sunshine and lollipops. Just shootin' from the hip, here.

Grandaddy Delicious

That scene sounds uncomfortable.

Plus, all the fapping noise in the movie theater will be so deafening it can be heard from space.

Metzger Meister

Grandaddy Delicious wrote:

That scene sounds uncomfortable.

Plus, all the fapping noise in the movie theater will be so deafening it can be heard from space.

Will the faps be well timed, I wonder? As if the pedo's were fapping as one entity? Or will it be scattered, like applause? "FAP FAP FAP FAP" or "fapfapfapfappityfapplefaptyfap"

Air

hey metzger telling people that you are an actor especially an amateur stage actor whose entire audience is made up of schoolkids who are forced to be there is not a good way to add weight to your opinions

mully

Metzger Meister wrote:

Edit: Mully, it's hard to imagine you taking pleasure in anyone being hurt/victimized. It's like you're made of sunshine and lollipops. Just shootin' from the hip, here.

if only you knew

Whippy

every girl I've ever known ever has had serious submissive tendencies in the bedroom

Silmaril

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

every girl I've ever known ever has had serious submissive tendencies in the bedroom

you need to get out more.

klok

mom joke

Hunter

Silmaril wrote:

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

every girl I've ever known ever has had serious submissive tendencies in the bedroom

you need to get out more.

Yeah, finding a woman who is the aggressive one in the bedroom is an experience all men should have.

klok

i dont want no ho that likes to be smacked cause then how would i teach her not to do things

Whippy

Silmaril wrote:

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

every girl I've ever known ever has had serious submissive tendencies in the bedroom

you need to get out more.

I get out just fine, I don't know if you'd call it bad luck or coincidence or whatever, it's just how I've come to realize things

also I would seriously like nothing more than a dom to fuck me because I am about the biggest sub ever and don't get to ever exactly play it

why am I sharing this

Whippy

what a fantastic top of the page

Silmaril

klok wrote:

i dont want no ho that likes to be smacked cause then how would i teach her not to do things

With a bat.

duh

Hunter

klok wrote:

i dont want no ho that likes to be smacked cause then how would i teach her not to do things

Shock collar

lostwords

Air wrote:

hey metzger telling people that you are an actor especially an amateur stage actor whose entire audience is made up of schoolkids who are forced to be there is not a good way to add weight to your opinions

I bet he's like a street actor in one of those anti-smoking ads or in D.A.R.E. performances, working for a free lunch and the chance to hit on underage girls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXg6C4EWj3g

Silmaril

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

what a fantastic top of the page

I have to agree.

Darth Waiter

Silmaril wrote:

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

every girl I've ever known ever has had serious submissive tendencies in the bedroom

you need to get out more.

This is unkind, Silmaril. Whippy just has selective taste. Sexy, selective taste.

Hunter

lostwords wrote:

Air wrote:

hey metzger telling people that you are an actor especially an amateur stage actor whose entire audience is made up of schoolkids who are forced to be there is not a good way to add weight to your opinions

I bet he's like a street actor in one of those anti-smoking ads or in D.A.R.E. performances, working for a free lunch and the chance to hit on underage girls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXg6C4EWj3g

I bet he has a bachelors degree in Theatre (with the r-e, not e-r).

Grandaddy Delicious

If you aren't expecting it it's kind of surprising. It's like:

*kisses*
*kisses*
*whisper-"Pull my hair"*

WHAT?

Hunter

Grandaddy Delicious wrote:

If you aren't expecting it it's kind of surprising. It's like:

*kisses*
*kisses*
*whisper-"Pull my hair"*

WHAT?

What do you want to do?

No, you pick

OK, reverse cowgirl and stick a finger in my ass.

:shock:

Grandaddy Delicious

Hunter wrote:

Grandaddy Delicious wrote:

If you aren't expecting it it's kind of surprising. It's like:

*kisses*
*kisses*
*whisper-"Pull my hair"*

WHAT?

What do you want to do?

No, you pick

OK, reverse cowgirl and stick a finger in my ass.

:shock:

There is a lot of crying.

It's not her.

Hunter

Grandaddy Delicious wrote:

Hunter wrote:

Grandaddy Delicious wrote:

If you aren't expecting it it's kind of surprising. It's like:

*kisses*
*kisses*
*whisper-"Pull my hair"*

WHAT?

What do you want to do?

No, you pick

OK, reverse cowgirl and stick a finger in my ass.

:shock:

There is a lot of crying.

It's not her.

Then you wake up to realize she's left and she doesn't call you for days.

Darth Waiter

Hunter wrote:

Then you wake up to realize she's left and she doesn't call you for days.

I don't ask for much in a relationship, just that they close the car door when they storm out after taking the money off of the dashboard. Call me sappy, call me sentimental, call me a pussy; I don't care. I just think that when you cum in a woman's hair, you share a certain bond.

Metzger Meister

Hunter wrote:

lostwords wrote:

Air wrote:

hey metzger telling people that you are an actor especially an amateur stage actor whose entire audience is made up of schoolkids who are forced to be there is not a good way to add weight to your opinions

I bet he's like a street actor in one of those anti-smoking ads or in D.A.R.E. performances, working for a free lunch and the chance to hit on underage girls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXg6C4EWj3g

I bet he has a bachelors degree in Theatre (with the r-e, not e-r).

I'm not even out of high-school yet... Anyway... no DMV videos yet, unfortunately. I have my fingers crossed, but I don't think I'll ever get to be "Wrong Crowd Kid #1"

Grandaddy Delicious

Metzger Meister wrote:

Hunter wrote:

lostwords wrote:

Air wrote:

hey metzger telling people that you are an actor especially an amateur stage actor whose entire audience is made up of schoolkids who are forced to be there is not a good way to add weight to your opinions

I bet he's like a street actor in one of those anti-smoking ads or in D.A.R.E. performances, working for a free lunch and the chance to hit on underage girls.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=mXg6C4EWj3g

I bet he has a bachelors degree in Theatre (with the r-e, not e-r).

I'm not even out of high-school yet... Anyway... no DMV videos yet, unfortunately. I have my fingers crossed, but I don't think I'll ever get to be "Wrong Crowd Kid #1"

Oh man

Oh man

Metzger Meister

I just signed my death warrant, didn't I?