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bullet belts?

long_live_lollipopslong_live_lollipops __BANNED USERS regular
edited July 2010 in Social Entropy++
are they tacky? what about this one:

my butt

would you ever wear that?

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  • Ramen NoodleRamen Noodle whoa, god has a picture of me! Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yes, they're extremely fucking tacky.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is that glow in the dark?

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  • Ol' SparkyOl' Sparky Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    A classic from the day the first kid strapped military ammo on his or her waist to make the ultimate statement. "Your bullets can't kill me, they can only make me look better!"

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah I think it glows in the dark. Why would anyone want that?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah

    not digging that color

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  • DrZiplockDrZiplock Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    A past thread and OP that had a link and was edited by Knob seems to indicate that this is just a site whore doing their thing.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Wear that and you'll be the coolest kid in middle school.

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    $89.04 seems like a nice round price point.

    the extra 4 cents to pay the OP for his trouble

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Wear that and you'll be the coolest kid in middle school.

    And by "cool" you mean the kid that is beaten the most, right?

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    what belt loops could even contain this monster?

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Wear that and you'll be the coolest kid in middle school.

    And by "cool" you mean the kid that is beaten the most, right?

    you'll be the centre of attention that's for sure.

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  • KhavallKhavall British ColumbiaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    From the product page for the Neon green glow in the dark belt
    These are the authentic US Army standards for M16 rifles

    For some reason I don't believe that.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    buyin' that belt

    gonna be the most fabulous bandito ever

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    wait is that like an actual belt that you wear around your waist

    i have never seen that before and i hate it
    if its to wear around your shoulder like in an old action movie then i guess ive seen that before

    hate it

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this looks like something someone on PeopleofWalmart.com would wear

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Eww it is green.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I like how the OP's main purpose in life is to alert us to these products

    And even then, they find time to express how impressed they are with Weaver's exploits

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  • autono-wally, erotibot300autono-wally, erotibot300 love machine Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    you know something is main stream when it is available in all neon colors

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Khavall wrote: »
    From the product page for the Neon green glow in the dark belt
    These are the authentic US Army standards for M16 rifles

    For some reason I don't believe that.
    All rounds are INERT, and prepared with a "DEMIL" (demilitarization) machine exclusively for ROCKWORLDEAST to allow their legal import and trade in Canada, U.S.A. & Europe. All bullets are spent and incapable of being used under any circumstances.

    in all likelihood they're just cheapy wolf or bear ammo

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Air wrote: »
    wait is that like an actual belt that you wear around your waist

    i have never seen that before and i hate it
    if its to wear around your shoulder like in an old action movie then i guess ive seen that before

    hate it

    That's a bandolier, dude. Way more badass than a bullet belt though.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i had a bullet belt when i was younger but it was just like, a flat silverish colour

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  • Muse Among MenMuse Among Men Suburban Bunny Princess? Its time for a new shtick Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So I guess this is the fashion thread now? Off to a terrible start.

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    a belt for me to put all my bullets in/on?

    sweet!

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  • JasconiusJasconius sword criminal mad onlineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    come to think of it I DO have issues with bullet storage

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'd just get a belt for shotgun shells. And a shotgun.

    In case of zombies and raptors, y'see.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Finally a place to store my ammunition that fits my sense of fashion.

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    I'd just get a belt for shotgun shells. And a shotgun.

    In case of zombies and raptors, y'see.

    Randall Munroe? Is that you?

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  • DoobhDoobh She/Her, Ace Pan/Bisexual 8-) What's up, bootlickers?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    if the belt wasn't icky green and glowed in the dark, and was to be worn around the hip, I'd say it'd work if the rest of the outfit was metal enough

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  • PwnanObrienPwnanObrien He's right, life sucks. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I would say it's only a fashionable choice when you're going to the airport, attending a funeral of a head of state, or making an appearance in court.

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  • crwthcrwth THAT'S IT Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i'm wearing three bullet belts right now

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    but if i start wearing ammunition for a belt, where will i wear the extension cord?

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  • Dead LegendDead Legend Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the biggest problem with anything that actually holds real ammo is that inevitably bullets start to slip out and fall all over the place

    when bird hunting, i used to keep my shells on the loops on your chest, but every time i'd bend over to pick up a bird, a handful of shells would fall out!

    this is aggravating to the extreme

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  • TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey guys, I'm looking for a new pair of casual shoes just to wear around school and stuff.
    Suggestions?

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  • ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    let's bring glow-in-dark back into fashion

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  • FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Ferrus wrote: »
    I'd just get a belt for shotgun shells. And a shotgun.

    In case of zombies and raptors, y'see.

    Randall Munroe? Is that you?

    I had to look up who that is.
    The xkcd guy? Hell no.

    I simply believe a man has to be prepared.

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    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm wearing three bullet belts right now

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  • KnobKnob TURN THE BEAT BACK InternetModerator mod
    edited July 2010
    i have a belt buckle that is a bunch of 5.56 NATO with the MGS4 logo over it

    it's a bullet belt and a metal gear belt

    fuck yeah

    Knob on
  • long_live_lollipopslong_live_lollipops __BANNED USERS regular
    edited July 2010
    you can get plain copper ones that actually look like bullets but these ones are the powder coated ones. i always see scene kids wearing them.

    i'd like a copper one, personally.

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  • A duck!A duck! Moderator, ClubPA mod
    edited July 2010
    crwth wrote: »
    i'm wearing three bullet belts right now

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    D...dad?

    A duck! on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Knob wrote: »
    i have a belt buckle that is a bunch of 5.56 NATO with the MGS4 logo over it

    it's a bullet belt and a metal gear belt

    fuck yeah

    the most metal nerd

    Centipede Damascus on
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