Options

game over man

1161719212232

Posts

  • Options
    RaneadosRaneados police apologist you shouldn't have been there, obviouslyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    listen at this point if you know what sex is and you have a computer capable of internet you should know what guro is

    come on

    Raneados on
  • Options
    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was playing with Villain last night and shooting him (entirely accidentally!) when he pointed out that this iteration of the engine meant that a Diablo/TQ/Torchlight-style slasher wasn't far off

    The idea of running around smashing things aside with a huge sword and firing magic at places kind of appeals, especially with phys objects and other clever shit

    Edcrab on
    cBY55.gifbmJsl.png
  • Options
    SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    listen at this point if you know what sex is and you have a computer capable of internet you should know what guro is

    come on

    Thats that fucking wrap I get from the greek shop right?

    With the meat and the feta and shit?

    Spacehog on
  • Options
    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Spacehog wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    listen at this point if you know what sex is and you have a computer capable of internet you should know what guro is

    come on

    Thats that fucking wrap I get from the greek shop right?

    With the meat and the feta and shit?

    nah I think it's a character in mortal kombat or something

    Squall on
  • Options
    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Raneados wrote: »
    listen at this point if you know what sex is and you have a computer capable of internet you should know what guro is

    come on

    psh

    like you gotta be a categorical font of porno knowledge simply for having a tool at hand

    shit, people being torn apart as depicted in art for sexual arousal on the internet isn't something that makes the rounds all that often

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • Options
    SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    Raneados wrote: »
    listen at this point if you know what sex is and you have a computer capable of internet you should know what guro is

    come on

    psh

    like you gotta be a categorical font of porno knowledge simply for having a tool at hand

    shit, people being torn apart as depicted in art for sexual arousal on the internet isn't something that makes the rounds all that often

    Everyone else dancing around it.

    Anjin just lays it right the fuck out there.

    Spacehog on
  • Options
    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the world at large still isn't ready for creepy bewilderment yet

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • Options
    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    lays it out? it was there

    but man it's not like one has that shit at the ready in they brain

    hell, there are a lot of parts of americana i bet ain't exposed to asian sex drawing things

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • Options
    SpacehogSpacehog Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Anjin-San wrote: »
    lays it out? it was there

    but man it's not like one has that shit at the ready in they brain

    hell, there are a lot of parts of americana i bet ain't exposed to asian sex drawing things

    Guro tour 2010?

    Spacehog on
  • Options
    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    naw

    it's always existed! as long as human brains existed people have thought of fucked up things or did socially unacceptable sex acts

    it's just level of exposure that changes. people had dicks back in the days of ww2 and even before that, therefore it stands to reason they nutted

    for the moral mutants that hate on the institution of porn, when do ya'll ever whine about human traffickin' or street sluts and their connection? cats don't, weird contradiction

    but exposure, everyone throws their hands in the air and freaks out. sure, if somebody gets his jollies from looking at imagined dead things, i can't say i won't have some blinders that make me go "yeah what the fuck" but hey he ain't ate nobody to my knowledge. you probably meet four or five people into some fucked up shit your whole day

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • Options
    L|amaL|ama Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was thinking the other day

    at birth we should get TV screens implanted in our heads that display the thought we least want known by everyone else

    mostly so that in congressional hearings about DADT you just have all the republicans with "IM GAY!!!" marquee scrolling above them

    L|ama on
  • Options
    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Vivixenne wrote: »
    Borommakot wrote: »
    You burn through heals as a medic way quicker than I thought you would have in this game.

    yeah, i'm not sure how to deal with this though

    2 medics works pretty good on hard/insane, since one can hold his medigun in reserve until the other runs out

    1) Don't friendly-fire your teammates
    2) Don't heal everyone to full, just heal them when they are at yellow-to-critical health
    3) Don't get infested; the dude on point should wear the electric armor just in case
    4) Don't take damage yourself; use the tesla cannon on shit closing in on you and let your teammates kill them, or power fist your way to freedom
    5) Consider bringing a heal beacon in addition to your medigun... you will have no attack but the idea here is that everyone stays close and you only have to do shit if people slip past your rearguard and you have to punch them in the face; this is REALLY good in any situation where you have to defend a point; position all teammates close together so that they can cover their respective areas, then drop a pack to cover them all, and you melee shit that comes into the circle
    6) Stay near group defenses like Tesla Coils, Sentry Guns, mines, etc
    7) Yell abuse at your teammates when they get infested because they really should not be doing that

    Hey, I bet you played the original. How different is this gonna be for me?

    I mean, if it ever works on my computer one day in the far space future.

    It is super different, but just enjoyable.

    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
  • Options
    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    there'd be too many pedophile screens man

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • Options
    VivixenneVivixenne Remember your training, and we'll get through this just fine. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is anyone down to play in a little bit?

    Vivixenne on
    XBOX: NOVADELPHINI | DISCORD: NOVADELPHINI #7387 | TWITTER
  • Options
    Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    maybe later today

    i wanna learn how to mess around with the tilesets

    make maps where you get screamed at the whole time

    oh man, or retrofitting left for dead 2 assets in there haphazardly

    Calamity Jane on
    twitter https://twitter.com/mperezwritesirl michelle patreon https://www.patreon.com/thatwronglove michelle's comic book from IMAGE COMICS you can order http://a.co/dn5YeUD
  • Options
    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    anjin let's play this tonite at like 12:30 Central Time

    Sars_Boy on
  • Options
    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how did I live before chainsaws

    Beasteh on
  • Options
    SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    what level are chainsaws

    Squall on
  • Options
    M.D.M.D. and then what happens? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i want to play this but the power is out in select areas of my house :(

    M.D. on
  • Options
    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Somewhere in the late twenties I think.

    Is it really that good? I was doing fine with just punching the shit out of everything.

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Options
    BeastehBeasteh THAT WOULD NOT KILL DRACULARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Squall wrote: »
    what level are chainsaws
    Jim_Carrey_in_The_Number_23_Wallpaper_1_800.jpg

    Beasteh on
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I am absurdly good at being the only person on a team who doesn't wander around like an idiot or fails to kill anything on public servers

    Always up there with the top kills and all I've unlocked is extra armor and a shotgun

    shades

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fandyien is the only player to unlock the Cool Shades accessory at level 2

    He's that good

    ...dammit why isn't that a real accessory.

    Edcrab on
    cBY55.gifbmJsl.png
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There actually are some accessories that let you see things in thermal vision and shit right

    P.S. Laser Mines: Way more awesome then you think

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    AneurhythmiaAneurhythmia Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Did the game get patched yet?

    Aneurhythmia on
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm only level 2 because people on public servers just love to shoot each other, not carry ammo kits or med kits, and they're particularly fond of dying of infection

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    Drew-BDrew-B Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This game is rad but I wish there was a bit more clarification on what a lot of the stats/items mean.

    I mean, they explain stuff, but it's still not entirely clear a lot of the time, in a tangible way.

    Drew-B on
  • Options
    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I don't think there's been any patches yet

    Mod wise, I'd rather like to see a system where you can make custom characters, even if they still have to comply to the four existing classes

    Edcrab on
    cBY55.gifbmJsl.png
  • Options
    DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited July 2010
    they need to patch this game to improve the anti-Arthur technology

    Druhim on
    belruelotterav-1.jpg
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    So is there a better version of the initial Assault Rifle somewhere along the line? It's admirably reliable and I like the alt fire but the damage suuuuucks.

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    Houk the NamebringerHouk the Namebringer Nipples The EchidnaRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    I'm only level 2 because people on public servers just love to shoot each other, not carry ammo kits or med kits, and they're particularly fond of dying of infection
    dang that sucks. i've done a bunch of pub games and only had like 2-3 total fuckwits

    my biggest gripe is not connecting after choosing a game

    Houk the Namebringer on
  • Options
    FandyienFandyien But Otto, what about us? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I'm about to go to a quick doctor's appointment for my insanity but everyone friend Fandyien right now and we'll play when I return

    Fandyien on
    reposig.jpg
  • Options
    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    So is there a better version of the initial Assault Rifle somewhere along the line? It's admirably reliable and I like the alt fire but the damage suuuuucks.

    There are twin uzzis, which are kinda like it, but no grenade launcher.

    TheStig on
    bnet: TheStig#1787 Steam: TheStig
  • Options
    FerrusFerrus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Fandyien wrote: »
    There actually are some accessories that let you see things in thermal vision and shit right

    P.S. Laser Mines: Way more awesome then you think

    Yea mines are way underestimated, especially if you can throw down 3 at once.

    The napalm ones are bullshit on pub games though because some WILL try to walk through the fire.

    Edit: There are some pretty interesting ways to fuck with console commands!

    Ferrus on
    I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
    My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
    And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
  • Options
    joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I have two brothers and one sister and we totally play this game

    It's like 4 player coop was meant for my family

    My sister isn't allowed to not be a medic though

    Can't be letting her think thoughts or anything

    joshofalltrades on
  • Options
    SirToastySirToasty Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The medgun is so damn good. My friend often rolls true TF2 medic with a chainsaw and medgun. He gets a surprisingly large amount of kills. Occasionally he screws up switching weapons though. It's kind of fun watching him get chased down by aliens while he fires a pink beam at them uselessly or calling for health in a safe spot and then realizing you are being cut in half.

    SirToasty on
  • Options
    MeldingMelding Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hey, anyone want to play this game right now, with me?

    Melding on
  • Options
    Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Alien Swarm

    Fixed weapon switch key in the 360 controller config
    XP and level are stored in the Steam Cloud
    Fixed duplicate rows in the "Find Public Games" screen
    Reduced screen shake when you have high ping
    Fixed dedicated server always starting in LAN mode
    Fixed custom item button binds not displaying properly on HUD
    Fixed full network updates causing duplicate client ragdolls to spawn
    Added console commands to change game access on the fly (make_game_public and make_game_friends_only)
    Fixed welding icon sometimes getting stuck above player's head
    Fixed HUD elements being cut off in ultra wide resolutions
    Removed cheat flag from a number of cosmetic console commands
    Now firing, meleeing, or reloading while welding will break you out of the weld
    Fixed spectators earning achievements
    Fixed infinite ammo exploit
    Fixed XP exploit

    Dr.Funkenstein on
    TERRORSQUADSIG.gif
  • Options
    Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    how the fuck do I LAN this game oh my god

    Sars_Boy on
  • Options
    Josiah_9Josiah_9 Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Melding wrote: »
    hey, anyone want to play this game right now, with me?

    I get home in like 2.5 hours. Then it is on, like some kind of giant primate.

    Josiah_9 on
    Saturate.jpg
Sign In or Register to comment.