This is something we did on the quad at night. I went to a smaller private university so we called up campus police and said "Look, we are going to play airsoft tonight so if you see us running around with guns, don't shoot."
I would never eat Turkish delight for fear I was being tricked by the White Witch in disguise. She works at the grocery store, you can tell it's her because her lane is the only one with Turkish delight in the impluse racks.
I thought maybe this was gonna be a thread about guns
I've been kinda digging airsoft lately
Not like, serious business airsoft, just like, the spring pistols
My roommate and I have high pain tolerance, we use them the way most people use their nerf guns
I wish I had a revolver or something though instead of the pistol I have, just for the aesthetic
Do they even make airsoft revolvers?
I have a gas powered airsoft revolver. You load the pellets directly into shells, and the the shells into the cylinder.
When I was a youngin, we used to play Russian roulette with it.
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edited July 2010
I just got an email from my university's financial aid office.
Burrowing cyst spiders. They work their way under your skin when you're asleep and lay egg sacs. When the second cyst appears that means they are almost ready to hatch. You'll know it's happening when your earlobe bursts
In unrelated news, I am getting ready to move to a new apartment at the end of the month. I haven't even started packing. whooooops, I'm fucked
Burrowing cyst spiders. They work their way under your skin when you're asleep and lay egg sacs. When the second cyst appears that means they are almost ready to hatch. You'll know it's happening when your earlobe bursts
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I can't even respond to this moon gibberish
carnie magic, gotta be one of em to get it down right.
on another note, fucking hate shift work.
But I love me some twizzlers
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oh my god, this makes perfect sense! never replacing the oil in my deep fryer ever
you get germans occasionally don't you?
Mostly because of 'I hate Mondays' but I could totally eat some lasagna
I baked 11 dozen ch. chip cookies last night.
mammals i can stand
but fuck big birds
turkeys can go suck a dick
Yes.
Ten why do you like turkish delight
were you abused as a child
starburst jellybeans are my crack
I have been addicted to these mothers ever since they were released, and giving me a bag is a surefire way to make me not hate you
This is a good tip. He should have thanked you for it.
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Africa has hippos
England needs hippos
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a second cyst in my earlobe
how does this even happen
This is something we did on the quad at night. I went to a smaller private university so we called up campus police and said "Look, we are going to play airsoft tonight so if you see us running around with guns, don't shoot."
It was pretty rad.
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Because it's full of Eastern Promise
(That's the one I like the most, which is kinda cheating because it is chocolate covered, but I like the real stuff too)
This is revolutionary
Tzatziki and sriracha is a fucking taste revolution
ben franklin loses 10 cool points for liking turkeys
damn it east coast i thought you let that shit out if your system last week
I wonder what would happen in bizzaro world
where tips would actually be pieces of advice
and when someone gives you poor service you insult him by giving them money
can you imagine what a craven offense that would be in their culture
the look on the valet's face as he clearly thinks
"what sort of man has no folksy wisdom to offer
are you so bereft of wit that currency is your only recourse
how dare you"
It's kind of self-explanatory.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
It's true
I'm an amateur carnie, I'm pretty good at oreos but no way in hell can I make a twinkie taste good
Oh god my love of aesthetic over functionality will be the death of me
Next thing you know all I'll be packing is an airsoft derringer and a plastic boot knife
now I have class in one hour and my asshole is gushing dark liquids like a broken oil pump
I'd keep it on me at all times and always be prepared to make the ladies go aww
And then probably walk away because of my god what kind of nerd does that
If you could modify a Derringer to accept a clip, it'd basically be the world's most deadly Pez dispenser.
I really want to buy this one and figure out how to explain it to my wife later.
Life is good.
I'm gonna modify a Pez dispenser to be an airsoft gun now
Thanks a lot DE?AD
Now I'm gonna be the shitty airsoft Bond
Painted some Warhammer shit.
Gonna play Alien Swarm and get some stuff in Team Fortress 2.
Great day.
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link plz
I have a gas powered airsoft revolver. You load the pellets directly into shells, and the the shells into the cylinder.
When I was a youngin, we used to play Russian roulette with it.
Living off campus this year.
I'm getting $4,436 for first semester.
That's enough to cover the entire year.
I could cry.
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Burrowing cyst spiders. They work their way under your skin when you're asleep and lay egg sacs. When the second cyst appears that means they are almost ready to hatch. You'll know it's happening when your earlobe bursts
In unrelated news, I am getting ready to move to a new apartment at the end of the month. I haven't even started packing. whooooops, I'm fucked