So it looks like Chocobos are real.

Indie Winter

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070123/sc_livescience/terrifyingamericancarnivorewasanearlybird

You'll see, in twenty years time the Japanese are going to come over riding on these things wielding Buster Swords, and then what are ya gonna do?

Anyway, this thread is about posting the odd, the unexplained, and the downright bizzare. Shock images are a big no-no. and GO!

mrpaku

WARK

Whippy

cryptozoology is so awesome but I can't help but wonder how people like that get paid

i mean

who pays for that

how is there money in going in the forest and making casts of bigfoot tracks or funding a trip down the nile looking for whatever the fuck, dinosaurs or something

Rankenphile

grants

ShimSham

Large beaked ostriches.

PiptheFair

it's pretty obvious that this is bullshit because the world did not exist when these things were around

TankHammer

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

cryptozoology is so awesome but I can't help but wonder how people like that get paid

i mean

who pays for that

how is there money in going in the forest and making casts of bigfoot tracks or funding a trip down the nile looking for whatever the fuck, dinosaurs or something

There isn't.
[spoiler:23fbfc2b55]These people have day-jobs.[/spoiler:23fbfc2b55]

IpseDixit

The deep sea is full of all sorts of weird stuff, including furry lobsters


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4785482.stm

Callius

PipTheFair wrote:

it's pretty obvious that this is bullshit because the world did not exist when these things were around

Y'know, that is a pretty solid arguement against the evidence.

I say we teach it in schools.

naporeon

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

cryptozoology is so awesome but I can't help but wonder how people like that get paid

i mean

who pays for that

how is there money in going in the forest and making casts of bigfoot tracks or funding a trip down the nile looking for whatever the fuck, dinosaurs or something

I had an Anthropology professor (Grover Krantz), who was way, WAY into the whole Bigfoot thing.

He essentially subsidized his research with more "legit" work in physical anthropology, a field in which he actually had some pretty great work.

PiptheFair

IpseDixit wrote:

The deep sea is full of all sorts of weird stuff, including furry lobsters


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4785482.stm

that looks like a bigass flea

Whippy

Rankenphile wrote:

grants

yeah but

explain that to me

what, like, college or institute or whatever would pay someone to do this shit

it's like

here you go dude here is fifty thousand dollars now go bag me a jersey devil

I just can't wrap my head around it

dush

if i was rich i'd pay some dudes to catch me a damn yeti

ascot

Callius wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

it's pretty obvious that this is bullshit because the world did not exist when these things were around

Y'know, that is a pretty solid arguement against the evidence.

I say we teach it in schools.

or we could just all get together one day in a designated building at discuss it. How are Sunday mornings for you?

taoistlumberjak

IpseDixit wrote:

The deep sea is full of all sorts of weird stuff, including furry lobsters


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/4785482.stm

oh jesus christ it's spider-lobster again

PiptheFair

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

grants

yeah but

explain that to me

what, like, college or institute or whatever would pay someone to do this shit

it's like

here you go dude here if fifty thousand dollars now go bag me a jersey devil

I just can't wrap my head around it

the coelecanth, mega-mouth and tapir were all considered bogus before they were officially documented

Callius

ascot wrote:

Callius wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

it's pretty obvious that this is bullshit because the world did not exist when these things were around

Y'know, that is a pretty solid arguement against the evidence.

I say we teach it in schools.

or we could just all get together one day in a designated building at discuss it. How are Sunday mornings for you?

Oooh, I dunno dude. Football.

Maybe Saturday morning?

ascot

Callius wrote:

ascot wrote:

Callius wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

it's pretty obvious that this is bullshit because the world did not exist when these things were around

Y'know, that is a pretty solid arguement against the evidence.

I say we teach it in schools.

or we could just all get together one day in a designated building at discuss it. How are Sunday mornings for you?

Oooh, I dunno dude. Football.

Maybe Saturday morning?

meh, i work saturdays.

How about we just go a few times a year on 'special' occassions and make out we go all year long and are totally commited. Or i dunno, just make out.

I'm sure they'd love that.

Rankenphile

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

grants

yeah but

explain that to me

what, like, college or institute or whatever would pay someone to do this shit

it's like

here you go dude here is fifty thousand dollars now go bag me a jersey devil

I just can't wrap my head around it

dude, if they can hand out grants for the seventy-eighth fucking research project to see what happens when you give a bunch of mice cocaine, they can find some grant money to find some chupacabra bones or something

I mean, it's kind of ridiculous the grants they hand out

twelve thousand dollars for research on the recuperative benefits of frisbee golf

twenty-six thousand for research on the results of bludgeoning baby turtles with seven types of hammers

et cetera, et cetera

Weaver

Rankenphile

Indie Winter

:^:

Drez

WhipstitchZombie wrote:

cryptozoology is so awesome but I can't help but wonder how people like that get paid

i mean

who pays for that

how is there money in going in the forest and making casts of bigfoot tracks or funding a trip down the nile looking for whatever the fuck, dinosaurs or something

Cryptozoologists have like 12-digit salaries, dude.

Granted, it's calculated in binary.

Hyuk, hyuk.

Strato

the natural enemy of the ancient chocobo

Captain Fantazmo Laserbee

Oh man. Time to break out the cloning research and the limited edition buster sword replicas, shit's about to hit the FAN.

TankHammer

fact: Robert E. Lee held Gameboys in an exceedingly weird fashion.

Rankenphile

I want a grant on my continuing research toward the causes and effects of yella fever erryday.

Transporter

I love the fact how everyone is glazing over the fact that these Chocobo could eat you.

So, you'd be all "Hey chocobo cool I'm gonna ride you"

And then he's gonna be all "WARK"

And then he's gonna bite your face off.

[spoiler:ed7d89829f]*WARK*[/spoiler:ed7d89829f]

Callius

ascot wrote:

Callius wrote:

ascot wrote:

Callius wrote:

PipTheFair wrote:

it's pretty obvious that this is bullshit because the world did not exist when these things were around

Y'know, that is a pretty solid arguement against the evidence.

I say we teach it in schools.

or we could just all get together one day in a designated building at discuss it. How are Sunday mornings for you?

Oooh, I dunno dude. Football.

Maybe Saturday morning?

meh, i work saturdays.

How about we just go a few times a year on 'special' occassions and make out we go all year long and are totally commited. Or i dunno, just make out.

I'm sure they'd love that.

Man, what the fuck ever.

Come here you big stud man... thing... person.

Is this how gays talk?

PiptheFair

just throw it some gyashl greens duh

Drez

TheJeff wrote:

Oh man. Time to break out the cloning research and the limited edition buster sword replicas, shit's about to hit the FAN.

No, it's time to start farming materia, stockpile ethers and phoenix downs, draw magic, and enlist Mothra once again.

After all, when you go to war with Japan, you never know what they are going to throw at you. Last time it was kamakaze dive bombers. Next time, it'll be chocobo-riding, buster-sword wielding, firaga-casting sky pirates.

TankHammer

Drez wrote:

TheJeff wrote:

Oh man. Time to break out the cloning research and the limited edition buster sword replicas, shit's about to hit the FAN.

No, it's time to start farming materia, stockpile ethers and phoenix downs, draw magic, and enlist Mothra once again.

After all, when you go to war with Japan, you never know what they are going to throw at you. Last time it was kamakaze dive bombers. Next time, it'll be chocobo-riding, buster-sword wielding, firaga-casting sky pirates.

I'm taking out some giant robot insurance personally.

Indie Winter

Drez wrote:

TheJeff wrote:

Oh man. Time to break out the cloning research and the limited edition buster sword replicas, shit's about to hit the FAN.

No, it's time to start farming materia, stockpile ethers and phoenix downs, draw magic, and enlist Mothra once again.

After all, when you go to war with Japan, you never know what they are going to throw at you. Last time it was kamakaze dive bombers. Next time, it'll be chocobo-riding, buster-sword wielding, firaga-casting sky pirates.

Fuck man, we better start working on that Jenova thing ASAP.

Transporter

Drez wrote:

TheJeff wrote:

Oh man. Time to break out the cloning research and the limited edition buster sword replicas, shit's about to hit the FAN.

No, it's time to start farming materia, stockpile ethers and phoenix downs, draw magic, and enlist Mothra once again.

After all, when you go to war with Japan, you never know what they are going to throw at you. Last time it was kamakaze dive bombers. Next time, it'll be Balthier

It's all they need really

ascot

Callius wrote:

[Man, what the fuck ever.

Come here you big stud man... thing... person.

Is this how gays talk?

don't look at me
> >
< <




*hugs 4 u lol*

Callius

ascot wrote:

Callius wrote:

[Man, what the fuck ever.

Come here you big stud man... thing... person.

Is this how gays talk?

don't look at me
> >
< <




*hugs 4 u lol*

*smears ID brand lube over his coarse asshair and props himself on a pillow, ready for your carnal invasion*


Man, I don't know, are we gaytalking right? I don't know how to do this, someone else.

I need a Redeemer.

The Otaku Suppository

Drez wrote:

TheJeff wrote:

Oh man. Time to break out the cloning research and the limited edition buster sword replicas, shit's about to hit the FAN.

No, it's time to start farming materia, stockpile ethers and phoenix downs, draw magic, and enlist Mothra once again.

After all, when you go to war with Japan, you never know what they are going to throw at you. Last time it was kamakaze dive bombers. Next time, it'll be chocobo-riding, buster-sword wielding, firaga-casting sky pirates.

With swords with guns on them that shoot other swords that are on fire.

While riding sharks that are on blue fire.

GOJIRA!

PiptheFair

this is pretty gay

Whippy

I'm always nervous when I have anal sex because of my ass hair and hemorrhoids

Arcibi

PipTheFair wrote:

this is pretty gay

You're pretty gay