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motherfuckers find me a job

BroloBrolo BroseidonLord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
Okay, new job thread.

Mully wrote:
It's a new job thread! Hooray!

Let's all talk about the jobs we want

The jobs we have

The jobs we might get

The jobs we know we won't get

The skills that companies may want

Resumes!

Cover letters!

golly

And, remember to list your Area, Skills and desired title/job industry so that JoeUser & Nogs can hook you up when they have the time.


I am a graphic designer and illustrator looking for work in the Toronto area. Here is my website: http://www.japong.net

Hey Satan!
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  • SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Someone find me a job that pays reasonably, isn't soul destroying and has the least amount of human contact possible.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    jizz mopper

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    fuck jobs

    im gonna win the lottery

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    jizz mopper

    that's quite a bit of human contact

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    we got such a surplus of jizz moppers these days

    im gonna go straight to production

    someones gotta keep these dudes employed

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    redfenix wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    jizz mopper

    that's quite a bit of human contact

    Potential humans, but you don't even have to see the guy.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    redfenix wrote: »
    The Lovely Bastard wrote: »
    jizz mopper

    that's quite a bit of human contact

    them's not humans

    them's failed humans

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  • Jacques L'HommeJacques L'Homme BAH! He was a rank amateur compared to, DR. COLOSSUS!Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I work in a doctor's office, but that's only until I can pay for schoolin'.

    Then I want to teach.

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  • redfenixredfenix Aka'd as rfix Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Kovak wrote: »
    we got such a surplus of jizz moppers these days

    im gonna go straight to production

    someones gotta keep these dudes employed

    specializing in shipping/receiving

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    the jizz runner

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  • BlueDestinyBlueDestiny Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I got fired from a Kmart when I was 16 and now can never work in a sears brand store.

    Stupid teenager me ruining errything.

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    BlueDestiny wrote: »
    I got fired from a Kmart when I was 16 and now can never work in a sears brand store.

    Stupid teenager me ruining errything.

    Wear a mustache and change your name to RedFate.

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  • BarcardiBarcardi All the Wizards Under A Rock: AfganistanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Okay, new job thread.

    Mully wrote:
    It's a new job thread! Hooray!

    Let's all talk about the jobs we want

    The jobs we have

    The jobs we might get

    The jobs we know we won't get

    The skills that companies may want

    Resumes!

    Cover letters!

    golly

    And, remember to list your Area, Skills and desired title/job industry so that JoeUser & Nogs can hook you up when they have the time.


    I am a graphic designer and illustrator looking for work in the Toronto area. Here is my website: http://www.japong.net

    I mentioned this in the last thread, autodesk was hiring for graphic designers in toronto, but i cannot direct link to the specific job as its some wierd job server database once you enter their site.

    Nearest link here

    http://autodesk.taleo.net/careersection/adsk_gen/jobsearch.ftl?lang=en

    search for "junior graphic designer" in toronto

    its a taleo job search website, which makes it an evil place.

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  • mullymully Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i get my heightened cubicle walls tomorrow!! YES.

    mully on
  • JavenJaven Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think the recruiter liked me today, after talking to her for a while she immediately had me take a second interview. The second guy was a little more harsh, totally grilling me about grapes and vintages and shit after hearing that I knew a little bit about wine. The place is nice, but hardly "everyone who works there is a sommelier" which he seemed to presume

    Javen on
  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i get my heightened cubicle walls tomorrow!! YES.

    They are slowly going to box you in and than flood the cubicle.

    The last thing you will hear before sinking deep below is, "I don't know about north and south, I'm not really into that."

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    fuck jobs

    im gonna win the lottery

    I don't need employees! I won the lottery too!

    WE BOTH WON THE LOTTERY

    The State Lottery. Where everybody wins.

    #pipe on
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  • StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    my job still blows

    I deserve more money

    despite the fact that you could pay a monkey in bananas to do my job

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    it turns out the firms doing on campus interviews this fall are not interested in anyone who isn't in the top 10% of the class

    which is disappointing because I am only top 40 :(

    I need to hit the ball out of the park next year but I'm not sure how keen employers will be on me if I don't take a part time and focus on my classes

    it doesn't help that I am getting better grades in my crim/constitutional law classes when really I want to do business law

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  • AphostileAphostile San Francisco, CARegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    mully wrote: »
    i get my heightened cubicle walls tomorrow!! YES.

    You could do what one of my co-workers did and put up a ridiculous looking wall-screen in front of your cube entrance.

    Also cough really loudly whenever anyone makes so much as a peep near you.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Barcardi wrote: »
    Rolo wrote: »
    Okay, new job thread.

    Mully wrote:
    It's a new job thread! Hooray!

    Let's all talk about the jobs we want

    The jobs we have

    The jobs we might get

    The jobs we know we won't get

    The skills that companies may want

    Resumes!

    Cover letters!

    golly

    And, remember to list your Area, Skills and desired title/job industry so that JoeUser & Nogs can hook you up when they have the time.


    I am a graphic designer and illustrator looking for work in the Toronto area. Here is my website: http://www.japong.net

    I mentioned this in the last thread, autodesk was hiring for graphic designers in toronto, but i cannot direct link to the specific job as its some wierd job server database once you enter their site.

    Nearest link here

    http://autodesk.taleo.net/careersection/adsk_gen/jobsearch.ftl?lang=en

    search for "junior graphic designer" in toronto

    its a taleo job search website, which makes it an evil place.

    thanks dude!

    Brolo on
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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    managed to hand dvds to two customers with the safety locks still in and check in one that had a blank disc in it instead of the movie

    DURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this is what I do at my job

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    #pipe on
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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    hey, i found you a job thread, Rolo!



    that'll be $500 please.

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  • JoonJoon Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    fuck jobs

    im gonna win the lottery

    I don't need employees! I won the lottery too!

    WE BOTH WON THE LOTTERY

    The State Lottery. Where everybody wins.

    Actual odds of winning 1/380,000,000

    Also, boy, there's a dang flower in my glass. How the hell do you not notice something like that?

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    this is what I do at my job

    34582_468340370872_553435872_6492606_2058864_n.jpg

    Uuuugh I can't post photos of what I do because copyright

    D:

    EDIT: Okay here is a photo of someone doing what I do where I do it

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    (I know every person in that photo, too)

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  • nukanuka What are circles? Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I just applied for Pizza Hut as a server.

    I stopped searching for jobs for a while, I got depressed but now I'm getting better. Not much is hiring here though and the applications I sent in a while ago haven't expired.

    There is always work study at Everett Community College.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Hey Sheri how come nobody taught me about High Pass Filter Sharpening?

    it is a godsend

    #pipe on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    #pipe wrote: »
    Hey Sheri how come nobody taught me about High Pass Filter Sharpening?

    it is a godsend

    Because you touch yourself at night.

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    OH YEAH!

    #pipe on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Also: re: photo of someone doing what I do where I do it

    I did it there today

    Only I was not taking photos of an adorable couple, instead it was a goddamn 8 month old and the brattiest 2 year old ever >.<

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Sheri wrote: »
    I did it there today

    tee hee hee

    #pipe on
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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Figured one of you pervs would get a kick out of it <3

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  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I was gonna make a "oh they let you and Javen in there after hours?" joke but I figured it wasn't necessary.

    #pipe on
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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
    So once college comes to an end I am going to probably become very scared. I'll go from a salary job of $13 per hour to maybe nothing... Oh God!!!

    Maybe I'll take my brother up on his offer and work in the HR department of a prison.

    Eh?

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  • BusterKBusterK Negativity is Boring Cynicism is Cowardice Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I think you would do very well in prison

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
    I think I am what prisons want in high demand.

    Philosophy graduates with high levels of experience in artist expression.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i think you'd look good in all orange zonugal

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  • RAGE.RAGE. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nuka wrote: »
    There is always work study at Everett Community College.

    You'd have to go to Everett for that.

    Which is never the right answer.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
    GeoMitch wrote: »
    i think you'd look good in all orange zonugal

    I would run the greatest all prisoner musical ever...

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