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  • DrIanMalcolmDrIanMalcolm Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    don't forget The Brave and the Bold getting canceled

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tlb don't forget that i overheard shoe saying that he was gonna see Eat Pray Love in hopes that the Expendables flops at the box office because of him

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    yeah shoe

    why'd you get the brave and the bold canceled?

    why are you history's greatest monster?

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shoe shot JFK

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    tlb don't forget that i overheard shoe saying that he was gonna see Eat Pray Love in hopes that the Expendables flops at the box office because of him

    more like BEAT SLAY SHOVE

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shoe that was too delayed

    what are you hiding

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shoe shot JFK

    to be fair, it was only so I could make Zombie JFK in City Of Villains 30 years later

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shoe that was too delayed

    what are you hiding

    i told you

    he wants to ruin the Expendables

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    shoe if you don't see the expendables in theaters we can never be bros

    ever

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Expendables comes out the same day as Eat Pray Love

    This is a hard choice

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    gonna punch you in the face pyro

    gonna punch you right in the face while you are on fire

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I will calmly accept it, just like the author of Eat Pray Love did when she found deep spiritual enlightenment in her stay with the noble people of India

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    i'm gonna put this as delicately and kindly as i can

    if The Expendables is not #1 at the box office

    and if i find out any of you are responsible

    i'm nuking your trousers

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    But that is not kind or delicate at all! You aren't even trying!

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    kinder, more delicate, and nicer than saying i'm gonna bomb your ass

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is a banner year for action films, I tell you what.

    No that was 2008
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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    boooooooo straightzi

    booooo

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This is a banner year for action films, I tell you what.

    they had to make up for the drought in 2009

    man 2009 sucked for action movies

    There were a lot of action films in 2009, it's just that most of them weren't too good

    I consider it a drought if they suck

    there were only 4 good ones

    Give 'Em Hell Malone
    Taken
    Black Dynamite
    Crank 2

    that is not a good outpouring at all

    Wait, was Give 'Em Hell Malone actually good?

    I always see it available for buying at Blockbuster but I'm just not sure.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    but 2008 was indeed radical

    it had

    Iron Man
    Punisher: War Zone
    The Incredible Hulk
    Hellboy 2
    Rambo
    RocknRolla
    In Bruges
    The Forbidden Kingdom
    Death Race

    and Tropic Thunder kinda counts

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    This is a banner year for action films, I tell you what.

    they had to make up for the drought in 2009

    man 2009 sucked for action movies

    There were a lot of action films in 2009, it's just that most of them weren't too good

    I consider it a drought if they suck

    there were only 4 good ones

    Give 'Em Hell Malone
    Taken
    Black Dynamite
    Crank 2

    that is not a good outpouring at all

    Wait, was Give 'Em Hell Malone actually good?

    I always see it available for buying at Blockbuster but I'm just not sure.

    Give 'Em Hell Malone is radical and idiotic as hell and really entertaining

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Morgan Freeman's getting up there in years, but he's still awesome.


    If you want to see him in full-on psychopath mode, see Wanted or Lucky # Slevin.

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    well, hopefully they'll make a good movie with him being crazy in it some day

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  • StraightziStraightzi Here we may reign secure, and in my choice, To reign is worth ambition though in HellRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Straightzi wrote: »
    This is a banner year for action films, I tell you what.

    they had to make up for the drought in 2009

    man 2009 sucked for action movies

    There were a lot of action films in 2009, it's just that most of them weren't too good

    I consider it a drought if they suck

    there were only 4 good ones

    Give 'Em Hell Malone
    Taken
    Black Dynamite
    Crank 2

    that is not a good outpouring at all

    Wait, was Give 'Em Hell Malone actually good?

    I always see it available for buying at Blockbuster but I'm just not sure.

    Give 'Em Hell Malone is radical and idiotic as hell and really entertaining

    Alright I'll pick it up probably then

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    an other movie about a bunch of crack ex-agents waging war on their ex-agency? jesus.

    at least this has bruce willis in it

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    wren you hush up

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  • undeinPiratundeinPirat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    criticizing an action movie for its plot is like criticizing a forest for the trees

    asking me to make an analogy is like trying to ask a beaver to drive a car

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    this movie looks rad as hell

    warren ellis seems very smitten with it

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    but I don't care what warren ellis thinks ever

    unless he thinks it is a good idea to give me a lot of money

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB Warren Ellis is a pretty cool dude also how are you.

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  • TonkkaTonkka Some one in the club tonight Has stolen my ideas.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I finally saw Crank: High Voltage last night.

    That was

    just

    wow

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Warren Ellis is not a pretty cool dude at all sars!

    He has just written some good and some not good comics and wants the internet to fellate him at all times

    Also I am radical sars

    How are things in sucksville, wa?

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  • Sars_BoySars_Boy Rest, You Are The Lightning. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I wouldn't know! I've been in MN for the past 2 months but now I'm going back to the ATL for the summer.

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    that is the acceptable answer

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    TLB you are not gonna believe this

    Nicholas Cage in Drive Angry 3D

    basically it's a movie

    where Nicholas Cage breaks out of Hell to find the guy who killed his daughter

    he winds up saving Amber Heard from living the life of a trailer park whore and she decides to help him find his daughter's killer

    it's an homage to '70s exploitation films

    he shoots people with a 6-barrel gun while driving around in a Dodge Charger with a bumper sticker that says "I brake for pussy"

    and to top it off at some point in the movie he says
    I am going to kill you and then I'm going to defile your corpse

    basically this can't come out fast enough

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    when I think of a badass I think nicholas cage registers just under a bag of weevils and just after a puppy

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  • pyromaniac221pyromaniac221 this just might be an interestin YTRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Jesus shit, its like a cornucopia of everything that I ever found entertaining ever

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  • jaziekjaziek Bad at everything And mad about it.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    well, hopefully they'll make a good movie with him being crazy in it some day

    I enjoyed wanted. I mean, I know it wasn't very good, but I think it was well worth the ticket price.

    That scene where he smashed the keyboard off of the guy's face was pure gold.

    Also morgan freeman was pretty great in it. (Is he ever not great in anything?)

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  • cj iwakuracj iwakura The Rhythm Regent Bears The Name FreedomRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He was the reason to see Wanted, just like Liam Neeson was the reason to see Taken.

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  • WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    nicholas cage should stick with his national treasure films.

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    There was no reason to see Wanted

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