"Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you."
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"Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you."
Dwight Yoakam is a national treasure.
Gonna write a buddy cop movie where him and Clint Howard ride around laying the smack down on handsome criminals, beating them down to their level. Call it Beat with an Ugly Nightstick
geebs were you expecting it to be as good as your favorite movie, Wanted
I was expecting it to be better than wanted because it was pretty obviously not going to take something as ludicrous as a loom of fate extremely seriously and that turned out to be true
but then I'm not big on the whole...tone? style? of crank so when he's flipping the camera off at the end I was like "well damn, it's specifically me he's flipping off, right? the guy that didn't get it? dang."
Alright, TLB, I'm with you on that, but I think he should be real handsome, then he reveals a gross third nipple or webbed feet or a super-ballsack (a ballsack that is above the penis) and he gives the speech.
He's obviously holding a custom made knife at this point, as well. All curved and pointless, completely impossible to put into any sort of sheath.
Danny Trejo could be their Mexican cartel informant. He'd be like Huggy Bear but not black and far less obviously a pimp.
You could call he Abrazo de Oso.
Speaking of Danny Trejo and cartels
I watched Predators last week, and the whole time, all I could think was "This movie would be so much better if it was just Danny Trejo and Walton Goggins." And then I started thinking about what that movie would be like.
Like, Danny represents a Columbian drug cartel, Goggins represents the American gang purchasing the stuff. When the shipment goes missing, the two know that they're both well and truly fucked if they don't get it back. They know they can't call on their respective factions for help, so the two have no choice but to team up and get their shit back.
It'd be a reverse buddy cop movie. Or Easy Rider with explosions. God would it be good.
Which just made me even more irritated that instead of watching that, I was watching Predators.
"Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you."
Dwight Yoakam is a national treasure.
Gonna write a buddy cop movie where him and Clint Howard ride around laying the smack down on handsome criminals, beating them down to their level. Call it Beat with an Ugly Nightstick
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This looks much more fun.
YOU DO NOTHING, YOU ARE NOTHING, YOU SIT HERE ALL DAY AND PLAY THAT SICK, REPULSIVE ELECTRIC TWANGER!
To be fair, Crank 2 is like five great action movies squished into one ultra-action movie
So your list should be like
Give 'Em Hell Malone
Taken
Black Dynamite
Crank 2
Crank 2
Crank 2
Crank 2
Crank 2
I really like Crank 2, is I guess what I'm getting at here
because it was also a great comedy
That's fair. I can live with that.
Fuck you, Chelios!
"Chev, I'm a certified heart surgeon. Well, I was. Lost my license after I fucked up my ex-wife's vaginal rejuvenation procedure in our basement. That's irrelevant right now. The point is if you get hold of your heart, I'm reasonably sure I can put it back in for you."
Dwight Yoakam is a national treasure.
Gonna write a buddy cop movie where him and Clint Howard ride around laying the smack down on handsome criminals, beating them down to their level. Call it Beat with an Ugly Nightstick
Or Ugly as Sin
who will play the stupid chief?
Tom Petty, obviously
I was expecting it to be better than wanted because it was pretty obviously not going to take something as ludicrous as a loom of fate extremely seriously and that turned out to be true
but then I'm not big on the whole...tone? style? of crank so when he's flipping the camera off at the end I was like "well damn, it's specifically me he's flipping off, right? the guy that didn't get it? dang."
Danny Trejo
Man you guys are bad at this
we just making sure you are on the ball
or we might have to kick you out of the force
You can't even follow your own premise!
That's the twist! Jeez! Keep up!
he needs to be ugly so they can have the "We're not so different, you and I" moment
He's obviously holding a custom made knife at this point, as well. All curved and pointless, completely impossible to put into any sort of sheath.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks this
You could call he Abrazo de Oso.
Speaking of Danny Trejo and cartels
I watched Predators last week, and the whole time, all I could think was "This movie would be so much better if it was just Danny Trejo and Walton Goggins." And then I started thinking about what that movie would be like.
Like, Danny represents a Columbian drug cartel, Goggins represents the American gang purchasing the stuff. When the shipment goes missing, the two know that they're both well and truly fucked if they don't get it back. They know they can't call on their respective factions for help, so the two have no choice but to team up and get their shit back.
It'd be a reverse buddy cop movie. Or Easy Rider with explosions. God would it be good.
Which just made me even more irritated that instead of watching that, I was watching Predators.
Cameo by Michael Shannon as the sassy diner manager!
Oh my god
They'd better not actually do that, because I'd never watch anything else ever again
also Pooro are you still here I wanna talk to you about something
God I would watch the hell out of this movie
THE HELL
I am doing it with my brain powers