i would like to nominate my friend feebsicle for doing a good deed every day, which is: not killing her cat
her cat is a jerk
a huge jerk
a cat that is scared of its own poop
who will urinate in your shoe if there is ANYTHING in its litterbox
who swipes and hisses at guests
one time i jerked off at my great grandma's place
the dry erase marker my oldest brother used on his whiteboard for class notes has been up my ass all of twice
i broke my ex-best friend's bottom row of teeth full well knowing his insurance couldn't cover it
i threw boiling cooking oil all over a meticulously collected bag of mcdonalds happy meal toys that belonged to my cousin, who hoped that one day he could sell them when they rose in value
i would like to nominate my friend feebsicle for doing a good deed every day, which is: not killing her cat
her cat is a jerk
a huge jerk
a cat that is scared of its own poop
who will urinate in your shoe if there is ANYTHING in its litterbox
who swipes and hisses at guests
huge jerk of a cat
I am surprised you said this.
Knowing how you feel about my cat, I would expect you to think killing her would be the the good deed!
Also, she has competition with my new cat Hubert, who fails to realize that skin isn't something you should be hanging from with one claw.
I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.
I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.
I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.
I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.
He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile heart every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy
I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.
I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.
He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy
Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.
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i give up my seat on the bus by driving a car
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I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.
I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.
He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy
Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.
i would like to nominate my friend feebsicle for doing a good deed every day, which is: not killing her cat
her cat is a jerk
a huge jerk
a cat that is scared of its own poop
who will urinate in your shoe if there is ANYTHING in its litterbox
who swipes and hisses at guests
huge jerk of a cat
I am surprised you said this.
Knowing how you feel about my cat, I would expect you to think killing her would be the the good deed!
Also, she has competition with my new cat Hubert, who fails to realize that skin isn't something you should be hanging from with one claw.
hey what you can't make these posts without posting pictures feebs
I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.
I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.
He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy
Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.
It was worth a shot
Pip you are both a stone cold killer and a smooth operator.
How d you do it?
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I allow an old war veteran to talk at me once a week when he comes into my shop, I cannot understand a word he says but it makes him happy that I listen.
I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.
He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile life every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy
Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.
It was worth a shot
Pip you are both a stone cold killer and a smooth operator.
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Then you get a threesome out of it.
That's how that works, right?
Coran Attack!
At least she should let him watch.
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If it doesn't work that way then the world is not right.
It's too bad, kittens are 110% cuddly fun, there are absolutely no cons to having one.
Unless God has determined that you should be genetically banned from interacting with them.
also uh
idk
doodling kittens
my friend fosters kittens before they're ready for adoption and i play with them all the time
until i stop breathing
her cat is a jerk
a huge jerk
a cat that is scared of its own poop
who will urinate in your shoe if there is ANYTHING in its litterbox
who swipes and hisses at guests
huge jerk of a cat
no cons huh
hope you don't have new furniture.
put a homeless guy up in a hotel for a night and gave him a ride to an interview the next morning
helped an old lady carry her groceries half a mile to the nursing home
hung out with a bum in S.F. and got him a meal at a restaurant
rehabbed a mangy flea-ridden mutt into a healthy (well, getting there) dog.
the dry erase marker my oldest brother used on his whiteboard for class notes has been up my ass all of twice
i broke my ex-best friend's bottom row of teeth full well knowing his insurance couldn't cover it
i threw boiling cooking oil all over a meticulously collected bag of mcdonalds happy meal toys that belonged to my cousin, who hoped that one day he could sell them when they rose in value
I am surprised you said this.
Knowing how you feel about my cat, I would expect you to think killing her would be the the good deed!
Also, she has competition with my new cat Hubert, who fails to realize that skin isn't something you should be hanging from with one claw.
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I murder dozens of animals every year.
I then sear, boil and feast on their flesh.
My girlfriends younger brother used to throw cats at peoples backs and yank them down by the tail.
It was a cat-flail.
I also help old people to their car with things they can't carry and give up my seat on the bus.
He's probably asking you to a nice dinner because he's so lonely and you just nod and make polite noises and break his fragile heart every week like clockwork. I hope you're happy
Well he did kiss me on the cheek without permission once.
It was worth a shot
I gave a distraught looking guy bus fare.
I let an old woman talk to me about "the lord" and give me a flier after some jackasses knocked them all out of her hand.
I saved a turtles life when it was on the side of the road, and returned it to a nearby nature preserve.
I try to be a good dude.
Urgh!
Only once though.
hey what you can't make these posts without posting pictures feebs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ViK8TauOVDM
Pip you are both a stone cold killer and a smooth operator.
How d you do it?
I'm afraid to click that spoiler. I'm not sure I want to know. I'll just keep trying to fuck everything. -- trentsteel
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc
Me? I can't, I need to see Toy Story 3 first.
it's not a suggestion