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G&T State of the Union Thread

Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Games and Technology
Okay, every other fucking forum has a State of the Union Address thread, so we get to have one too.

The only catch is that we have to somehow relate every comment about the address to games and/or technology.




Are you up to the challenge, G&T?

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Live Free or Die Hard is about technological terrorism.

    That's about all I have.

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  • TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • ImranImran Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nancy Pelosi bears a striking resemblance to Wario.

    Agree/disagree

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The CNN stream is delayed by 30 seconds on the Internet due to much demand on the tubes.

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  • AgentflitAgentflit Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Four fortnights and seven days ago, I got a wii.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pelosi is kind of a MILF.


    In a Daisy sort of way.

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If I were president I'd totally have the elite beat agents perform during the speech

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  • Gorilla SaladGorilla Salad Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So were gonna surge troops into Iraq...
    Operation S.U.R.G.E.: Bagging Dad
    We need a duke-nukem like hero securing baghdad.

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Vault is a poor attempt to bring back Surge.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

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    edited January 2007
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  • TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    Right, like Full Spectrum Warrior and the millions of other "Middle Eastern-ish Country" games aren't about it in a sort of quasi-way.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mcdermott wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    It won't. Because in general the Iraq war is boring as all hell.
    You'd have awesome weaponry and squad AI and you'd roll around all gangsta in Humvees and shit.

    But you wouldn't be allowed to shoot anyone and you'd eventually just get carbombed.

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  • NarianNarian Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Whats Bush saying about you guys down there?

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  • Neo RasaNeo Rasa Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    So the United States Congress, I hear it has two branches.

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  • InvisibleInvisible Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    Command and Conquer: Generals is just the first strike.

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  • taliosfalcontaliosfalcon Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i had to google wtf a state of the union address was :oops:

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  • BallmanBallman Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm pretty sure that Condy's power level was over 9000 a few minutes ago?


    /me is booed off the stage.

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  • OrikaeshigitaeOrikaeshigitae Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    this is a good thread to mention that I'm not a G&T mod anymore!

    state of the union: i'm not in it

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think Cheney is actually a robot.

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  • ImranImran Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    mcdermott wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    It won't. Because in general the Iraq war is boring as all hell.
    You'd have awesome weaponry and squad AI and you'd roll around all gangsta in Humvees and shit.

    But you wouldn't be allowed to shoot anyone and you'd eventually just get carbombed.
    There will probably be a great Tetris-like minigame where you stack naked bodies of brown people on top of each other.

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  • UnknownUnknown
    edited January 2007
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  • chaossoldierchaossoldier Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    You know what. For once, I'd like to see a WWII game that let you play as the Nazis and make some kind of alternative history kinda like that episode of Justice League where Savage took over as Fuhrer and changed history

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    taliosfalcon wrote:
    i had to google wtf a state of the union address was :oops:
    it's just some gay crap

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    New AIDS prevention methods in Africa include LED based signs saying "STOP FUCKING" in 7 different languages.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    chaossoldier wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    You know what. For once, I'd like to see a WWII game that let you play as the Nazis and make some kind of alternative history kinda like that episode of Justice League where Savage took over as Fuhrer and changed history

    And then Germany gets pissed and goes on a crusade to destroy all evidence of the game and starts WWIII.

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  • UrianUrian __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    hey i just wanted to let you guys know

    you're all gay

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  • TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Why have we not had White House: Tycoon yet.

    I want to be the president, increase taxes in California to a billion percent and invade Canada.

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  • KreutzKreutz Blackwater Park, IARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Congress casts Sleep3 on John McCain.
    It's super effective!

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Urian wrote:
    hey i just wanted to let you guys know

    you're all gay

    this post brought to you by an overpriced alienware personal computer

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  • thorgotthorgot there is special providence in the fall of a sparrowRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Urian wrote:
    hey i just wanted to let you guys know

    you're all gay
    how did you know

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Urian wrote:
    hey i just wanted to let you guys know

    you're all gay
    When I said "you should take part in this thread" this isn't what I had in mind.



    But I laughed pretty hard though

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  • Der Waffle MousDer Waffle Mous Blame this on the misfortune of your birth. New Yark, New Yark.Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    chaossoldier wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    You know what. For once, I'd like to see a WWII game that let you play as the Nazis and make some kind of alternative history kinda like that episode of Justice League where Savage took over as Fuhrer and changed history
    Silent Storm.

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  • TalonrazorTalonrazor Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Meiz wrote:
    New AIDS prevention methods in Africa include LED based sings saying "STOP FUCKING" in 7 different languages.

    Potentially interesting?

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  • scrivenerjonesscrivenerjones Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    'Bush to Nation: Get on AIM Faggot'

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  • scootchscootch Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    mcdermott wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    It won't. Because in general the Iraq war is boring as all hell.
    hey man.. if they can make a game out of air combat which in reality contains about 99% staring at blank sky flying in formation and 1% sheer terror. yah.. I'm sure they can make bajillion games out of Iraq war.

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  • MeizMeiz Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Talonrazor wrote:
    Meiz wrote:
    New AIDS prevention methods in Africa include LED based sings saying "STOP FUCKING" in 7 different languages.

    Potentially interesting?

    Heh caught it.

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  • ImranImran Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    scrivenerjones wrote:
    'Bush to Nation: Imma chargin my troop surge'

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  • No Great NameNo Great Name FRAUD DETECTED Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    Urian wrote:
    hey i just wanted to let you guys know

    you're all gay

    this post brought to you by an overpriced alienware personal computer
    OH SNAP

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  • CouscousCouscous Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    chaossoldier wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    I can't wait until the Iraq war gets fifty million repetitive games made about it

    You know what. For once, I'd like to see a WWII game that let you play as the Nazis and make some kind of alternative history kinda like that episode of Justice League where Savage took over as Fuhrer and changed history
    I'd like a WWII game where all of the German soldiers who aren't actually spies for the Allies aren't pure evil.

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