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The ShamWow guy made a movie?

myownsummermyownsummer Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
There's an ad in this month's Maxim for "Underground Comedy 2010 - written, directed and starring Vince the ShamWow guy". Anyone seen it?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    who buys print smut anymore

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  • myownsummermyownsummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Saw it in a dentist's office. Which, ironically, is the most current issue of a magazine I've EVER seen in a dentist's office.

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  • Solid BonesSolid Bones Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Did Vince officially change his last name to "the ShamWow Guy"?

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  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    did you get an erection?

    if yes: neat

    if no: why not

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  • babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    He made a movie a long time ago. It's been called the worst movie ever made. I have no idea what the title is.

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  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    underground comedy movie or something?

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  • Viscount IslandsViscount Islands [INSERT SoKo HERE] ...it was the summer of my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    The Room?

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  • Calamity JaneCalamity Jane That Wrong Love Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    underground comedy movie was this shitty movie they advertised a few year ago with supermodels shitting on toilets, and michael clarke duncan being gay or something

    gonna go out on a limb and say this is in step with their bar for quality

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    OH DEAR GOD MY EYES

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  • RentRent I'm always right Fuckin' deal with itRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Zonugal you are a fucking treasure

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
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    I Know.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    right click save as

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I thought the whole pitchman thing was working out pretty well for him, all things considered

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Apparently ShamWow Vince hates Scientology and is on a crusade to destroy it. That's what I've heard.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Vince seems like a pretty ok guy.
    Minus the beatings of the prostitute.

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    Vince seems like a pretty ok guy.
    Minus the beatings of the prostitute.

    SHE BIT HIS TONGUE. IM BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO BITES MY TONGUE

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This just in: Margarazzi condones the beating of women.

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    This thread just makes me miss Billy Mays.

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  • GeoMitchGeoMitch Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://vince-offer.ytmnd.com/

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWRyj5cHIQA

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    Vince seems like a pretty ok guy.
    Minus the beatings of the prostitute.

    SHE BIT HIS TONGUE. IM BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF ANYONE WHO BITES MY TONGUE

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AHPdKJb0A0&feature=related

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Yeah

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    COCAINE

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  • ThreeCubedThreeCubed Grandma Winky's fat ankles Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    B.C. wrote: »
    This just in: Margarazzi condones the beating of women.

    It doesn't take knowing me long to figure out that I hate women.

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  • ZonugalZonugal (He/Him) The Holiday Armadillo I'm Santa's representative for all the southern states. And Mexico!Registered User, Transition Team regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi, we're going to get along just fine.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Relevant! http://forums.penny-arcade.com/showthread.php?t=86513

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  • TheySlashThemTheySlashThem Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    damn it simperson

    now some fuckstick is going to end up bumping that thread

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  • myownsummermyownsummer Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    This thread just makes me miss Billy Mays.

    Rule 1: Cardio.

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  • ASimPersonASimPerson Cold... ... and hard.Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    damn it simperson

    now some fuckstick is going to end up bumping that thread

    I couldn't help it, I just remembered the thread title making that quip about the ShamWow guy.

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  • WiseManTobesWiseManTobes Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I would like to point out I'm using all my willpower to avoid being a fuckstick and bumping that thread just cause!
    Must...resist!

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ASimPerson wrote: »
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    damn it simperson

    now some fuckstick is going to end up bumping that thread

    I couldn't help it, I just remembered the thread title making that quip about the ShamWow guy.

    That thread title is solid gold and Cass is a national treasure.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    is a prostitute gonna beat the shit out of him in this movie?

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    is a prostitute gonna beat the shit out of him in this movie?

    If that happens, I predict an Oscar.

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    ThatDudeOverThere wrote: »
    damn it simperson

    now some fuckstick is going to end up bumping that thread

    Look at them fuckin' titties!

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  • IpseDixitIpseDixit Treat me like a pirate And give me that bootyRegistered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Margarazzi wrote: »
    B.C. wrote: »
    This just in: Margarazzi condones the beating of women.

    It doesn't take knowing me long to figure out that I hate women.

    Margarazzi for forumer of the year 2010

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    Why let your women buy mascara when they can wear a black eye for free?

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  • Wrench N RocketsWrench N Rockets Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    IMDb says Vince plays the following parts- Batman / Fetus Salesman / JJ Cool / Flirty Harry / Vincenzo Bulafungu

    Now I need to see this, and Arnold's Hercules movie.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    I saw Hercules in New York years ago, and I don't remember it well, but I recall that I was entertained (mostly by how silly it was).

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  • GravesGraves Registered User regular
    edited July 2010
    wikipedia wrote:
    Offer "Vince" Shlomi (born April 25, 1964 in Haifa, Israel), known as Vince Offer or the ShamWow! Guy

    lol

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