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Confessions of a Straight-ish Man

DynagripDynagrip Break me a million heartsHoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
Why hello, SE++. My forum handle is Dynagrip, and I am a prototypical heterosexual male, and yet...

Today, I bought a magazing just because Matthew Fox was on the cover.

Sometimes I find myself a little angry at gays, not for being gay, but because the fuckers never ever say nice things about me or my body. I need to have my esteem boosted too!.

If someone touched my butt, I would not instantly flip out and kill them, no matter what rumors you may have heard.

So, straighties, what about y'all???

Oh man, I can't wait to read about Mr. Fox! I wonder what his favorite color is...

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    man whatever fag

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Which Dyna are we talking to tonight?

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I'm gonna go look at that cover of Entertainment Weekly with Matthew Fox in a wet t-shirt again

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  • ArcibiArcibi Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Which Dyna are we talking to tonight?

    The gay one, apparently

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  • RubberACRubberAC Sidney BC!Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i am straight but i enjoy touching my male friends and grinding on them while smelling their hair and softly whispering into their ear i love you

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I hope Dyna took his meds tonight.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    I'm gonna go look at that cover of Entertainment Weekly with Matthew Fox in a wet t-shirt again

    I am more of a Daniel Craig kind of guy.


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  • .. Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I would totally grab your butt, Dyna.

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  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I saw a guy at work today and thought to myself, "he looks pretty good with a fresh shave."

    He is usually unshaven, you see.

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  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I got hit on by a gay dude in a grocery store. It was pretty awesome. He was all "I like your shirt, where'd you get it." I had no idea why he was interested until later someone informed me I was getting macked on.

    Apparently I show up on gaydar. Should I be worried or complimented? Them gays have high standards.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Oh my God, MADISON lives with him!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_%28dog%29

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  • OdenOden Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I am a heterosexual male who bought an FHM once because Jessica Alba was on the cover.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    actual straight dudes don't refer to themselves as being VERY Straight.

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I KNEW he was a dog person. I KNEW it.

    Stay cool, Dyna. [spoiler:ab7d7f1d88]Ice cold![/spoiler:ab7d7f1d88]

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    I can't help but wonder how long it will take for him to come down from whatever he's on.

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    jessica alba

    shiiit

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I can't help but wonder how long it will take for him to come down from whatever he's on.

    high on jesus

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dyna is high on life

    EDIT: CLASSY DOG IS CLASSSSSSY

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  • DruhimDruhim Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Man, that is one motherfucking classy dog.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    thats just how he rolls

    you know how he do

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Quick someone post a picture of sexy Christian Bale.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    :whistle: mumble mumble mumble mumble mumble :whistle:

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Rankenphile wrote:
    actual straight dudes don't refer to themselves as being VERY Straight.
    Dude, Straight is not the preferred nomenclature.

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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    <3 wrote:
    Quick someone post a picture of sexy Christian Bale.

    I love blue rangering as much as the next guy, but...

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I can find men attractive.

    Like, "Hey, that dude is in very good shape and is handsome"

    But I would not put it in the pooper or anything.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Ok...who's Matthew???

    http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=151750528

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    my name is matthew...

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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Matthew's Details
    Status: Single
    Here for: Networking, Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends
    Orientation: Straight
    Hometown: Nevada
    Body type: 6' 0" / Athletic
    Ethnicity: White / Caucasian
    Religion: Christian - other
    Zodiac Sign: Aries
    Smoke / Drink: No / Yes
    Children: Someday
    Education: Grad / professional school
    Occupation: Sales
    Income: $75,000 to $100,000

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Druhim wrote:
    I hope Dyna took his meds tonight.
    Whatever. Crazy/Sane Dyna could give a fuck about your flirting, because as pathetic as it is at times, it never crosses the line like Mr. Pkmoutl's shenaginery...

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    And so the crosshairs shift to a newer, slower-moving target.


    (keeses Dyna, glad you stopped all the weird ranting)

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    That is a lot of money though...

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Wait

    Is Dyna gonna hook up with a guy on myspace

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    Wait

    Is Borfase gonna hook up with a guy on craigslist

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  • DynagripDynagrip Break me a million hearts HoustonRegistered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Smart Hero wrote:
    And so the crosshairs shift to a newer, slower-moving target.


    (keeses Dyna, glad you stopped all the weird ranting)
    Man, they have been off you and your crew for a long time. When I had the CRAZY idea that maybe Slungsolow was even skeezier than Sheri...and perhaps actual molestation of women was wrong.

    I'm glad I was all "out" there. I mean, shit, Lord only knows what kind of things I would have gone on ignoring otherwise to pursue a grotesque imitation of a man's petty vendetta just because I had completely shattered my ankle on my Forum Jump to Conclusions Mat.

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  • Draco_AuricDraco_Auric Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Dynagrip wrote:
    Why hello, SE++.
    Sometimes I find myself a little angry at gays, not for being gay, but because the fuckers never ever say nice things about me or my body. I need to have my esteem boosted too!.

    man just post some topless pics :wink: I'm sure someone will be willing to give your "ego" some stroking.

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  • AdimaxAdimax Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Matthew Fox is 90% of the reason why I jack off during new episodes of LOST.

    Kate's titties are the other 10%.

    Go bi?

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  • <3<3 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Adimax wrote:
    Matthew Fox is 90% of the reason why I jack off during new episodes of LOST.

    Kate's titties are the other 10%.

    Go bi?
    You didn't jack it to Sawyer?



    :arrow:

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