I like the part where the two dudes are carrying the chick out of the water who basically has her midsection missing. they pull her apart by mistake and she just kind of throws her hands up in the air like, "oh noes"
Well has anyone reported it?
edit: well, I didn't see it until just now but he got an infraction for it. But yeah, I would have thought they'd take the video out too.
after SOAP I don't see too much reason to see any more movies like this because they will never be as good. Besides, seeing people brutally killed is not conductive to getting a boner even if they happen to be naked. unless you're into that kind of stuff.
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edited July 2010
Snakes on a Plane wasn't very good though. I mean sure, it had its moments, like the snake biting the guy's dick or the karate guy kicking a snake, or of course the transcendent moment of terror when all the snakes drop down from the overhead compartment instead of oxygen masks.
But let's get real here. That movie was hard to sit through.
it was alright, but once again, the internet pumped up my expectations for it to ridiculous amounts and was kind of a letdown in theaters. i rewatched it later and enjoyed it more. the lesson learned is never listen to the internet about anything
It's done by the dude who did My Bloody Valentine 3-D
It will be a shlocky, shitty, ridiculous movie about KILLER PIRANHAS
It has Elisabeth Shue and Richard Dreyfuss
It is pretty much every crappy 80's slasher movie that you'd see Joe Bob Briggs play on USA
And it will be in theaters
Uh, I remember My Bloody Valentine to be surprisingly decent, story-wise plus the deaths were funny. This looked more like "How much deaths can we fit into one scence" with their creativity running out after the first third.
Edit: Also the ocean is gross because whales have sex in it. And some people wonder why the water tastes salty.
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I would like to pause for a moment, to talk about my penis.
My penis is like a toddler. A toddler—who is a perfectly normal size for his age—on a long road trip to what he thinks is Disney World. My penis is excited because he hasn’t been to Disney World in a long, long time, but remembers a time when he used to go every day. So now the penis toddler is constantly fidgeting, whining “Are we there yet? Are we there yet? How about now? Now? How about... now?”
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQImotdVzpk
I've been waiting for this movie for fucking months now
eli roth has a cameo, he judges a wet t shirt contest, BUT THATS NOT THE ONLY REASON I WANNA SEE IT I SWEAR
brb pre-ordering tickets
PSN: Robo_Wizard1
edit: well, I didn't see it until just now but he got an infraction for it. But yeah, I would have thought they'd take the video out too.
well, It's more of a public service message on the dangers of lake swimming, so the nudity is necessary to really hammer the message home.
that is the worst group ever
There have been plenty of ridiculous and over the top horror movies that were fabulous afterwards
THE GUY'S NAME IS HUD
I KNOW
But let's get real here. That movie was hard to sit through.
I found it easy to sit through, but everything else is right
And yes I own it
I saw it again on video and couldn't make it more than halfway through.
So basically the opposite of this guy above me.
Whatever man, I been stoked on this movie for months.
I have regained faith that there are some people with taste
It gots titties, dumb bitches gettin ganked by fish, bad cg and no damn plot to follow
What's not to love
just because it has Richard Dreyfuss
but i don't expect it to be anything more than campy trash
campy trashy fun maybe
but still campy trash
Steam
Oh no boobies and a sombrero cam of a rad ass bad movie waaaaaaah
this is just between me and you
smashed hat
we know the score
Uh, I remember My Bloody Valentine to be surprisingly decent, story-wise plus the deaths were funny. This looked more like "How much deaths can we fit into one scence" with their creativity running out after the first third.
Edit: Also the ocean is gross because whales have sex in it. And some people wonder why the water tastes salty.
And Disney World is nowhere in sight.
every 80's slasher movie started off with some horrific event before the actual story kicked in
it is going to be shocking and bloody and over the top
and trashy and campy and maybe semi-fun
Steam
but the movie will totally be campy and trashy and hells of fun
but real answer: My Bloody Valentine 3-D
e: aw SHIT
Entirely premised upon throwing that pickaxe at the screen, I'm sure.
I still love it so much
that and the Friday the 13th reboot