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Name my hockey team
mooshoepork
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I've posted before about having just started ice hockey. We've actually got enough people in the group to form a team which is awesome.
It's the lowest division but it's a fairly non-competitive and fun league. We do have to however, decide on a name for the team. I'm not entirely creative, but I've seen the name my band/cat/child threads here and there are some pretty awesome names that come out of them.
I like puns, but anything goes really. The team is in Melbourne, so that could be part of it. It can't be "Melbourne ice" though.
Any ideas?
It's the lowest division but it's a fairly non-competitive and fun league. We do have to however, decide on a name for the team. I'm not entirely creative, but I've seen the name my band/cat/child threads here and there are some pretty awesome names that come out of them.
I like puns, but anything goes really. The team is in Melbourne, so that could be part of it. It can't be "Melbourne ice" though.
Any ideas?
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ICI_House
I'm sorry for that.
My little brother's basketball team is called God's Chosen Few. They are all under 6 foot with some as short as 5'6"
I like this one
genius
AU Gilded
THE DROPBEERS
Deez Nuts
Mike Hunt and the Moustache Riders.
Sir Carcass has already come up with the best name that involves Melbourne I think.
Little Puckers
Giant Puckers.
and have a picture of Tonya Harding on your jerseys.
Confuse them with awesome.
buy warhams
Melbourne ultimatum is great, but here we say "Melben" almost. But it's still pretty awesome.
To be honest, all these are great. Writing them all down
Generally, if you're going to name your team after an animal, go for a carnivore.
If you're going to get jerseys, call yourself after the team whose jerseys you're buying.
If you're going to go for silly/funny, then just start spitting out ideas.
HOWEVER: Let the team captain and maybe one or two others make the decision. Voting leads to discussion and debate, and then it takes forever for everyone to decide, and it just turns into a big pain in the ass. Put somebody in charge of it, let them decide, and then roast them at the stake when half the team thinks it's a bad name.
How do you think I wound up on the Caribou?
Speaking of which, here is a list of names of teams I have been on. Feel free to steal, or use them for a jumping off point:
Bluedevils
Bladerunners
Yahoo! (corporate team)
Avengers
Albondigas
Quicksilver
Them
Team America World Police (this may not work for you, but it's a fun trip down memory lane for me)
Runs with Scissors
Caribou
Dirty Martinis
The Dying Swans
Jabberhockey
Best Pals Forever
Those Diving Bastards
Gentlemen on Ice
Jurassic puck is another I found :P
iceoholics
blue steel
ice pirates
Yes?
You have giant hawks holding golden keys in their talons.
Do it.
Alternatively, mustache malfunction is my favorite name for anything ever, including band names (mustache malkfunktion), with the logo being a man who's mustache is on fire.
Dammit.
xbl - HowYouGetAnts
steam - WeAreAllGeth
Or
Blades of Motherfucking Steel
Prison Break
The 35ers (Melbourne established in 1835)
The Deadly Spitting Butterflies
Melbourne Frost, or the polar bears.
Frost is annoying at worst, and polar bears just seems eh.
Meeting on Wednesday to discuss.
Your hockey team will be named Club Seals.
You are welcome.
Satans..... hints.....
hahahahahaha yes.
At least one person in the team seems to want something fairly generic unfortunately
It's only funny when you stop and think about it which is what makes it so clever.
I had told my mother about our hockey team for about two years and she didn't get it until I explained it to her. And even then she didn't get, she then asked me if it was some kind of "sex thing".
Satans..... hints.....
I think she just thought I was retarded :P
Walrus are taken. Maybe a beluga whale with a top hat and monocle?
EDIT: Do NOT go to that website, and look at the pictures under the roster, especially, ESPECIALLY of the mascot
Seriously, it's good. That, and the Fighting Mongooses.