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Screwing around with Terrorists......

ApolloLocoApolloLoco Registered User regular
edited August 2010 in Social Entropy++
Good evening SE++!

Tonight I would like to send out a request to my fellows...

I work at a bank and this morning I was helping an elderly customer who was, and still is, being harassed by some crazy Iranian fradusters. They are telling him that he has a loan that he must have forgotten about, that he is late on said loan, and that if he doesn't make some sort of payment soon he will be thrown into jail after a very speedy courtroom trial on Monday. This is obviously retarded fake...

What I am here to ask from you my brothers of the interwebs is this....

The phone number of these wonderful individuals is (818) 584-7339....

Please feel very free to do as I have done. Call them incessantly, every 15 min or so, and drive them crazy! I have already been sworn at, told to shut up, yelled at in Iranian, you name it... I have called and breathed heavily into the phone, yelled at them in "gringo" spanish, been a big super powered black attorney, a dawdling old man, a mentally slow southerner... and tomorrow I plan to purcahse a blowhorn, for maximum annoyance.

Consider this a gift from me to you! And please...... enjoy!

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This thread is a winner.

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    These days people have caller id, so I'm not going to do that.

    Hoz on
  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Turrists

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  • LoathingLoathing Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    4Chan was at the left turn.

    You went the wrong way.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited August 2010
    The user and all related content has been deleted.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    heh

    see, brown people

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    DEY SCRUIN' WIT' AMURRIKUH! :x

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Far Side wrote: »
    what does iran have to do with terrorism again??? would like an answer, op.

    Obviously a person of middle-eastern decent that is up to something dubious is a terrorist.

    Also lol @ "yelled at in iranian"

    How do you even know they are Iranian anyway

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    countering "terrorists" with illegal assholery.

    GO AMERICA!

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Far Side wrote: »
    what does iran have to do with terrorism again??? would like an answer, op.

    i hope he sincerely tries to answer this

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Persians are actually super nice people in general.

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  • jaziekjaziek Bad at everything And mad about it.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think you need to look up a definition of the word terrorist.

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  • KetBraKetBra Dressed Ridiculously Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Defenestrator wrote: »
    Persians are actually super nice people in general.

    Yeah, I work with one. He's a pretty chill dude.

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  • fightinfilipinofightinfilipino Angry as Hell #BLMRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Persian girls are SUPER hot.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    what's a fraduster?

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I know a couple of Persian dudes and they are okay I guess.

    Then again I have no idea if they are actually from Iran.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    ^5

    Farsi is a very pretty language.

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  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    Oh...

    Come on...

    Don't be like that...

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  • ApolloLocoApolloLoco Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This isn't ment to be a politicaly charged post.... I redact that statement and replace it with "Shitfaced Motherfuckers".....

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There's a bunch in my building. Pretty friendly folks, actually. There's one guy here who has taken to giving me a cup of coffee on my way out the door to work every morning... my god does that man make a wonderful cup of coffee. And not to mention he is phenomenally handsome. oh my god it would only be better if he gave it to me naked. :D

    I guess terrorist can have a different meaning than exploding shit... it can also mean they are terrorizing an old man. It did have a meaning before 9/11, you know.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • JarsJars Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I'm so glad this person registered to impart this urgent information

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ApolloLoco wrote: »
    This isn't ment to be a politicaly charged post.... I redact that statement and replace it with "Shitfaced Motherfuckers".....

    Yeah, phone harassment is TOTALLY OKAY.

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Baidol wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    ^5

    Farsi is a very pretty language.
    We should talk about the ugly languages.

    Hoz on
  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    One time my aunt used the word "tuburbans" and I made fun her for it endlessly.

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hoz wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    ^5

    Farsi is a very pretty language.
    We should talk about the ugly languages.

    Portuguese. Fucking Portuguese.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • FirmSkaterFirmSkater Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    One thing I do know is that Iranians (at least the like three I've met) don't like Persian being called 'Farsi' because that is just the bastardized Arabic name for the language.

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    fightinfilipino wrote: »
    countering "terrorists" with illegal assholery.

    GO AMERICA!

    Well, we have a precedent set already.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My mother is terribly racist.

    She thinks we should build a wall at the Mexican border.

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Hoz wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    ^5

    Farsi is a very pretty language.
    We should talk about the ugly languages.

    Portu-greek. Fucking Portu-greek.

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  • CG FaggotryCG Faggotry BristolRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think I'll just drink tea instead.

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  • BaidolBaidol I will hold him off Escape while you canRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    FirmSkater wrote: »
    One thing I do know is that Iranians (at least the like three I've met) don't like Persian being called 'Farsi' because that is just the bastardized Arabic name for the language.

    My Persian friend calls it Farsi, but she was born in America, so that might be the difference.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tea is wonderful CGF.

    What kind of tea?

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  • bombardierbombardier Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Jordyn wrote: »
    One time my aunt used the word "tuburbans" and I made fun her for it endlessly.

    Is that an SUV?

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Hoz wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    ^5

    Farsi is a very pretty language.
    We should talk about the ugly languages.

    Portu-greek. Fucking Portu-greek.

    German is like having a weedwhacker shoved directly into your ear

    YaYa on
  • Romanian My EscutcheonRomanian My Escutcheon Two of Forks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ApolloLoco wrote: »
    This isn't ment to be a politicaly charged post.... I redact that statement and replace it with "Shitfaced Motherfuckers".....

    Think you can pull your head completely out of your ass? Or is it too late for that?

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  • CogliostroCogliostro Marginal Opinions Spring, TXRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Bad-Beat wrote: »
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Hoz wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    ^5

    Farsi is a very pretty language.
    We should talk about the ugly languages.

    Portu-greek. Fucking Portu-greek.

    Just awful.

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    Langly wrote: »
    it makes a choo choo sound when you shoot it

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  • HozHoz Cool Cat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Cogliostro wrote: »
    Hoz wrote: »
    Baidol wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    who else innately knew that this would be an awful thread from the unnecessary ellipses in the title

    ^5

    Farsi is a very pretty language.
    We should talk about the ugly languages.

    Portuguese. Fucking Portuguese.
    No.

    That is the best language. I never want to learn that language. I don't want its beauty to be dulled by knowing.

    Hoz on
  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What about Thai? Thai is ugly as shit.

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  • ApolloLocoApolloLoco Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Is it worth trying?

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