It's the Weapon of Choice

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I was hoping that Protector thing turned your phone into a Taser. :(

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    it actually turns the sexual predator on the other end's phone into a taser

    and then shocks him

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    so now taser is capitalizing on paranoia outside of the limited "justified police brutality" market

    excellent

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    That tazer thing is a fantastic way to make something intended to be non-lethal into something potentially very, very lethal

    "My eye! Oh God! IT TAZERED MY EYE!"

    The best thing is that it will taze you so that the cop has an easier time running you over in his car.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I wonder how that thing works on metal and electronics.

    like if they could just drive up behind someone they're in pursuit of, rack the car with a row of 24 tazers and just fry the electronics with all of them at their 950,000whatever capacity.

    cars probably don't work like that, but I'm living in an action movie, so

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I remember something about them working on a sort of "car tazer" that basically kills the electrical system in your car. I don't think a human tazer would do it though

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  • Donovan PuppyfuckerDonovan Puppyfucker A dagger in the dark is worth a thousand swords in the morningRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    I wonder how that thing works on metal and electronics.

    like if they could just drive up behind someone they're in pursuit of, rack the car with a row of 24 tazers and just fry the electronics with all of them at their 950,000whatever capacity.

    cars probably don't work like that, but I'm living in an action movie, so

    Most cars use the unibody chassis as an earth return for the electrical systems, so if you pumped enough current into it, you'd kill all the fuses and circuit breakers..

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    anyone know how much current that system puts out? Tazer varies voltage from weapon to weapon

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    anyone know how much current that system puts out? Tazer varies voltage from weapon to weapon

    well I'm no electrician, but I'm pretty sure that tazers don't use very much current at all because that's what kills people. Voltage on the other hand, is pretty high due to the fact that for a given wattage, current is inversely proportional to voltage.

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  • CrossBusterCrossBuster Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tossrock wrote: »
    inappropriate lack of apostraphe

    You don't see that too often.

    It's almost always inappropriate use of an apostrophe. These days, people seem to think you can just toss 'em in wherever you want.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Futore wrote: »
    anyone know how much current that system puts out? Tazer varies voltage from weapon to weapon

    well I'm no electrician, but I'm pretty sure that tazers don't use very much current at all because that's what kills people. Voltage on the other hand, is pretty high due to the fact that for a given wattage, current is inversely proportional to voltage.

    oh right. damn. despite always being pretty good in science, I always get wattage and voltage mixed up

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They should make special police cars with harpoon cannons on the roof so they can harpoon the criminals truck

    bought from acme

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    for all their bad press from TV, acme makes pretty decent soap

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  • AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hang on, someone remind me

    wattage is how much work the electricity can do over time
    current is the rate of flow
    voltage is the amount of power in each electron? or something?

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    AMP'd wrote: »
    hang on, someone remind me

    wattage is how much work the electricity can do over time
    current is the rate of flow
    voltage is the amount of power in each electron? or something?

    almost.

    Voltage is the amount of electromotive force.

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    which one is the one that hurts people and which is the one that does not

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uh, technically it all hurts in high enough doses

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    amperage is the most important one in determining whether or not you're going to die
    .006 amps can kill you

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    interesting. interesting.

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  • BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    haha yeah I was going to talk about their shotgun tazer next. I think that one has one of the highest outputs they make

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that is a taser attached to the bottom of a shotgun that shoots taser bullets

    excellent

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that seems unnecessary

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  • TamTam Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that was really very dramatic
    I couldn't help laughing at it
    it's not that serious, guys

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    that is a taser attached to the bottom of a shotgun that shoots taser bullets

    excellent

    needs a cattle prod bayonet

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  • MetalbourneMetalbourne Inside a cluster b personalityRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I see the rise of a new problem: perpetrators recovering and running away before the cops can reach the person they tased.

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that is a taser attached to the bottom of a shotgun that shoots taser bullets

    excellent

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    it's like a gun, but instead of bullets, it shoots lawsuits!

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    PiptheFair wrote: »
    that seems unnecessary

    the "advantages" are that it can be fired from any shotgun. you don't need to carry extra things, it's "quickly" deployed (you would still have to take the time to load it specifically), and iirc the slug has decent firing range

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    next on the development list: the taser grenade, which shoots a hundred tasers in every direction

    then, the taser grenade launcher

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Looks like something out of Borderlands.

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Taser-propelled taser grenade?

    Shoots electricity backwards to move faster?

    (I am aware that electricity doesn't actually work like this)

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  • NeliNeli Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    more means better

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  • FutoreFutore Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I see the rise of a new problem: perpetrators recovering and running away before the cops can reach the person they tased.

    out in Belle Glade, FL, a problem arose in shooting "urban" youths with tasers. they wore multiple layers of very baggy shirts. the needles would stick in the first shirt, shoot its load, then the dude would just pulled it off all super pissed.


    which reminds me, I think another perk of that shotgun tazer slug is that if anyone tried to touch it after like 30 seconds of it being deployed, it would shock them

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    next on the development list: the taser grenade, which shoots a hundred tasers in every direction

    then, the taser grenade launcher

    I've already developed the 5000lb taser bomb and I'm working on the nuclear taser missile.

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  • Beef AvengerBeef Avenger Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dichotomy wrote: »
    next on the development list: the taser grenade, which shoots a hundred tasers in every direction

    then, the taser grenade launcher

    the tazer flame thrower is still stuck in the conceptual phase

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    that is like 4 lights and 7ish optics attached ot that thing


    it is designed for use by a beholder apparently

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    taser machine gun

    because collateral damage is for pussies

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  • DichotomyDichotomy Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    development on the taser torpedo has been halted

    scientists working on the project were heard to say it was "far too silly"

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  • YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I hope that taser slug goes "bwizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz" as it flies like one of those fire crackers.

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