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It's the Weapon of Choice

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    no matter how bad my life may get at least I'll be able to say I've never done a lightsabre video and put it on youtube

    The original video involved a knife, and was about the 21 foot rule of bladed weapons.

    This video is a parody.

    There the joke has been dissected. It is dead.

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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I just watched half a dozen of his videos. I don't get it. Plus, the 21 foot rule is silly.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Anime swords ughghghghhg

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    i have all of these in my collection

    so you may want to show some respect, baka

    or you'll what? try to lure me under it and drop it on me?

    you... are you sure you want to say this to me? this impudence?

    i am nearing...my... LIMIT BREAK...

    BEWARE GAIJIN:twisted:

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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh wait a minute, I know where this is going.

    Hold on, let me get the hairspray

    You're gonna need it.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I just watched half a dozen of his videos. I don't get it. Plus, the 21 foot rule is silly.

    I agree, I just thought the one with the light saber was funny...

    I HAVE A BAD SENSE OF HUMOR.


    Hey pieman, about the middle Egyptian in my title, it is from a song by Darkest of the Hillside Thickets.

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think I was called Gaijin once

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    No hairspray, just 30 episodes or so.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    my buddy who is in the army often explains to me the effectiveness of a blade versus a firearm at close proximity

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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Never get caught bringing a knife to gun fight.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9BXy_8rb6_w&feature=player_embedded

    EDIT: I keep waiting for him to blow his thumb off.

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Franko wrote: »
    my buddy who is in the army often explains to me the effectiveness of a blade versus a firearm at close proximity

    In the military, for up close operations I believe they usually put a blade on the END of their gun.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh wait a minute, I know where this is going.

    Hold on, let me get the hairspray

    You're gonna need it.

    that's it asshole

    send me your address and I will come to your house and I will personally Omni-Slash your ass

    or maybe I'll just summon my bahamut to your house

    either way you shouldn't have fucked with

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    this guy

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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    my buddy who is in the army often explains to me the effectiveness of a blade versus a firearm at close proximity

    In the military, for up close operations I believe they usually put a blade on the END of their gun.

    I don't think a lot of modern guns have bayonets

    They have a combat knife specifically placed in an area for quick removal and stabbing

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now you've gone too far Rolo

    This will escalate into something far beyond your control

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    iamthepiemaniamthepieman Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    oh wait a minute, I know where this is going.

    Hold on, let me get the hairspray

    You're gonna need it.

    that's it asshole

    send me your address and I will come to your house and I will personally Omni-Slash your ass

    or maybe I'll just summon my bahamut to your house

    either way you shouldn't have fucked with

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    this guy

    The dude on the right is just cracking up.

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    my buddy who is in the army often explains to me the effectiveness of a blade versus a firearm at close proximity

    In the military, for up close operations I believe they usually put a blade on the END of their gun.

    I don't think a lot of modern guns have bayonets

    They have a combat knife specifically placed in an area for quick removal and stabbing

    Most modern combat rifles still have a bayonet lug and bayonet. They get used very rarely, but something as useful as the bayonet isn't going to just fade away.

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    FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    even the two dudes in the background know whats up

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    oh wait a minute, I know where this is going.

    Hold on, let me get the hairspray

    You're gonna need it.

    that's it asshole

    send me your address and I will come to your house and I will personally Omni-Slash your ass

    or maybe I'll just summon my bahamut to your house

    either way you shouldn't have fucked with

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    this guy
    Saw this guy are PAX 06 as well.

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    my buddy who is in the army often explains to me the effectiveness of a blade versus a firearm at close proximity

    In the military, for up close operations I believe they usually put a blade on the END of their gun.

    I don't think a lot of modern guns have bayonets

    They have a combat knife specifically placed in an area for quick removal and stabbing

    remember, switching to a melee attack (B) is faster than reloading your gun (A).

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    ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    bayonets are for pussies


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    Chainsaws are for REAL men
    retarded men

    Forumite on
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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    my buddy who is in the army often explains to me the effectiveness of a blade versus a firearm at close proximity

    In the military, for up close operations I believe they usually put a blade on the END of their gun.

    I don't think a lot of modern guns have bayonets

    They have a combat knife specifically placed in an area for quick removal and stabbing

    Most modern combat rifles still have a bayonet lug and bayonet. They get used very rarely, but something as useful as the bayonet isn't going to just fade away.

    I don't really see them putting a bayonet lug on say a SMG, much shorter gun, much more likely they carry a tactical combat knife.

    Personally though gimme this any day:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOZ5gLSefhY

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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Now you've gone too far Rolo

    This will escalate into something far beyond your control

    pathetic unbeliever there is nothing beyond the powers of

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    SHIN-SEPHIROTH

    Brolo on
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    Zen VulgarityZen Vulgarity What a lovely day for tea Secret British ThreadRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Uriel wrote: »
    Franko wrote: »
    my buddy who is in the army often explains to me the effectiveness of a blade versus a firearm at close proximity

    In the military, for up close operations I believe they usually put a blade on the END of their gun.

    I don't think a lot of modern guns have bayonets

    They have a combat knife specifically placed in an area for quick removal and stabbing

    Most modern combat rifles still have a bayonet lug and bayonet. They get used very rarely, but something as useful as the bayonet isn't going to just fade away.

    The more you know!

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Rolo wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Now you've gone too far Rolo

    This will escalate into something far beyond your control

    pathetic unbeliever there is nothing beyond the powers of

    2_007_NR.JPG

    SHIN-SEPHIROTH

    I can't see no shins

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    TallahasseerielTallahasseeriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Sure do FORsee some cankles.

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    Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    is that a man or a woman

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    ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    Battleships are cool


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    BLAM BLAM BLAM
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    BLAMMO
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    anyway dudes we have reached page 100

    congrats all

    the answer is that choice was always the weapon

    your ability to choose

    I want everybody to stop and let that sink in

    also check out them fucking battleships

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I still maintain that indestructible super tanks would be the best weapon, not choice

    Or maybe telekinetics

    Then they get shot by the telekinetics with guns

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    ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    no the right answer is nuke-guns

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    ButtcleftButtcleft Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Battleships are awesome.

    i wish we still used them.

    then again with railgun technology rolling out in the near future for navy destroyers we might not need them.

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    Kane Red RobeKane Red Robe Master of Magic ArcanusRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    As far as ancient weaponry goes, I'm pretty fond of the unassuming spear. Cheap, easy to mass produce, and capable of fucking up a heavily armored knight on horse when wielded by a group of illiterate, pox-ridden, peasants. The spear is an excellent force equalizer. Used even into the gunpowder age as pikes to protect the arquibusiers or musketmen as the reloaded. Eventually some wise guy came up with the idea of sticking a spear on the end of the gun and the bayonet was invented. Quite handy really.

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    ForumiteForumite Registered User, __BANNED USERS regular
    edited August 2010
    also this picture which is neat


    Superhuge
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    BroloBrolo Broseidon Lord of the BroceanRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    As far as ancient weaponry goes, I'm pretty fond of the unassuming spear. Cheap, easy to mass produce, and capable of fucking up a heavily armored knight on horse when wielded by a group of illiterate, pox-ridden, peasants. The spear is an excellent force equalizer. Used even into the gunpowder age as pikes to protect the arquibusiers or musketmen as the reloaded. Eventually some wise guy came up with the idea of sticking a spear on the end of the gun and the bayonet was invented. Quite handy really.

    the first of the phallic weapons, and still the greatest

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Nah the first of the phallic weapons was an actual phallus.

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Buttcleft wrote: »
    Battleships are awesome.

    i wish we still used them.

    then again with railgun technology rolling out in the near future for navy destroyers we might not need them.

    They're still great as mobile artillery that's next to invulnerable.

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    WrenWren ninja_bird Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I think battleship guns should have bayonets too

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    TheStigTheStig Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They should put one of those old school ramming points on the front.

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    EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    COME ON THUNDDDERRRRCHILD

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    SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Wren wrote: »
    I think battleship guns should have bayonets too

    Giant knives on giant guns to protect us from
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