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Together, we could rule the galaxy as Father and Baby!

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Get sleep now while he's in the hospital and nurses will help. Also the first few weeks all the friends and family will be over.

    After that, it's goodbye to a whole night of sleep for a while. It's worth it though, you have a tax deduction that looks cute in photos. Oh yeah and love and joy and all that stuff.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Dragonicity wrote: »
    Congrats Langly & Tastypastry!

    Glad to hear everything went well with the spawning!

    Now you have to patiently wait until he's old enough to play video games with you.

    They've been trying to keep it a secret, but they actually only had a baby because they are short a healer in their raid group.

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also the first few weeks all the friends and family will be over.

    This doesn't work as well when they are moving out of state.

    Unfortunately, these poor fuckers are stuck with cadmunky, lostwords and myself to help them out.

    This kid is screwed.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Babies are the best thing ever.

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    HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    NotASenator wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also the first few weeks all the friends and family will be over.

    This doesn't work as well when they are moving out of state.

    Unfortunately, these poor fuckers are stuck with cadmunky, lostwords and myself to help them out.

    This kid is screwed.

    You must take the child to Alderan if he is to learn the ways of the Force.

    Also, at least Lostwords is womanly, so it's like having a grandmother around.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Lostwords to be the sassy nanny?

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    cadmunkycadmunky One hand on the bottle, The other a shaking fist.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    NotASenator wrote: »
    Hunter wrote: »
    Also the first few weeks all the friends and family will be over.

    This doesn't work as well when they are moving out of state.

    Unfortunately, these poor fuckers are stuck with cadmunky, lostwords and myself to help them out.

    This kid is screwed.

    babies are a big hit in bars. just sayin'.

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    UsagiUsagi Nah Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    So where do we send the boatloads of baby gifts?

    Totally serious

    If you send me your VA address I will knit Hank a sweet baby hat

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    lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yukira wrote: »
    Lostwords to be the sassy nanny?

    Oh my gosh yes. Currently working on my tight outfits and annoying, piercing laugh as we speak

    The Nanny was such a great show dangit

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    Lostwords to be the sassy nanny?

    Oh my gosh yes. Currently working on my tight outfits and annoying, piercing laugh as we speak

    The Nanny was such a great show dangit

    So in other words, you're just working on your tight outfits?

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Congrats! My wife and I look at each other on nearly a daily basis and ask ourselves why we waited so long to have one of those things (we're both early 30's and we've been together since college). Enjoy him while he's still immobile. Mine started crawling about a month ago and now all we do is chase him around the living room trying to prevent him from smashing his head on things.

    Also, how wildly inappropriate is it that I read this:
    Langly wrote: »
    Tasty is doing fine, she's a little sore but is estatic. Henry is hiccuping like a wino.

    as:
    Langly wrote: »
    Tasty is doing fine, she's a little sore but it's elastic. Henry is hiccuping like a wino.

    :shock:

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well, it's more elastic now thean two days ago, that's for sure

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    Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Well, it's more elastic now thean two days ago, that's for sure

    Blimey, you wasted no time getting to work on baby no. 2.

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    LordaenLordaen Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Well the little guy can't overthrow the galaxy alone.

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    YukiraYukira Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    lostwords wrote: »
    Yukira wrote: »
    Lostwords to be the sassy nanny?

    Oh my gosh yes. Currently working on my tight outfits and annoying, piercing laugh as we speak

    The Nanny was such a great show dangit

    You are one of my favorite posters.

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    PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I am still blown away that you had the option to name him Fate Rambo, and did not

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    ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Pip, give bale your keepers for the fantasy league, shithead.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    congrats on the kids folks

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    babyeatingjesusbabyeatingjesus Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    hooray for babies. I expect I will be making a thread like this in about a year.

    Please talk about how it is super good to be a dad and how your life isn't actually just shitty and over.

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    ShabootyShabooty Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    babies, when they start to do that army crawl, are the cutest thing

    but, I am glad I have a niece and not daughter

    get to enjoy the cute with none of the work

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    TheCanManTheCanMan GT: Gasman122009 JerseyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Shabooty wrote: »
    babies, when they start to do that army crawl, are the cutest thing

    but, I am glad I have a niece and not daughter

    get to enjoy the cute with none of the work

    My son never did the army crawl. He went straight to a standard hands-n-knees crawl about a month ago, and now he's pulling himself up on the couch and walking from one end to the other. He's at a really dangerous stage now where sometimes he forgets that he can't walk yet, but lets go anyway.

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    FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    my kid danced his way right out tha womb

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    My baby sister was too fat to crawl. She was just hands and feet sticking out of a blob of baby. Instead she rolled or scooted on her back.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Shabooty wrote: »
    babies, when they start to do that army crawl, are the cutest thing

    I like when they get mad and poke their upper lip at you.

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Xaquin wrote: »
    Shabooty wrote: »
    babies, when they start to do that army crawl, are the cutest thing

    I like when they get mad and poke their upper lip at you.

    You have to be a cold, cold person to not love the pouty face.

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Congratulations, mang

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    CONGRATS ON THE BABY!

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Now to find out how many raids your baby can wipe.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Ld if you have kids we could start a lil shamblers guild with kyria's kids

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    Lord DaveLord Dave Grief Causer Bitch Free ZoneRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    yesss

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    RadiusRadius Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    bought a pack of those every tuesday.

    they were delivered with Skragg's pizza.

    oh, and congrats, Langly.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh, if this is your first, you may not know this. You will need twice as many diapers as you thought you needed.

    At least.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Tasty wants to do cloth diapers and I am like we'll see

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    get one of those mini diaper washing things



    oh and win the lottery

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    StaleghotiStaleghoti Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Also I just realized a Diaper Genie is not what I thought it was

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    AMP'dAMP'd Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Staleghoti wrote: »
    Also I just realized a Diaper Genie is not what I thought it was


    Three free diaper-related wishes, but you have to be careful of your wording

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    VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Yea, cloth diapers are ambitious. Especially if you plan on putting him in daycare.

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    XaquinXaquin Right behind you!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Langly wrote: »
    Tasty wants to do cloth diapers and I am like we'll see

    They are so much work.

    Better for the environment and eventually better for your wallet. However, at 3am when the baby is crying and you and your wife are tired and he has to be changed before he's fed and you're low on clean ones ....

    I guess maybe just have a few packs of disposables on hand for emergencies.

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    LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    CONGRATULATIONS YOU TWO!

    And what a cute little baby he is, with a lovely name! I'm very pleased for you :D

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    NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I plan on keeping this thread alive with covert pictures over the years of ways I'm corrupting their child.

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