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Some major things you did
Canada_jezus
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There comes a point is almost everyone life that they make an impact. Good, bad or ugly most people do something noteworthy.
What kind of fucked up shit are you responsible for you bastards?
I once layed down rap lyrics so furious it started one man on a downward spiral into alcoholism and depression.
When i was a little knucklehead, we had a dude we knew through friends who kept saying he was going to make it big in the rap game, cause his battle skills were so harsh. The bragging went ON AND ON AND ON. Finally a friend said "Go fuck yourself, i could write a better song than you and i've never even tried."
So the game was afoot, the braggart rapper versus my friend and myself. 2 weeks to write a song, to be posted at mignight on an internet forum
We made a fantastic song stealing music from snoop dogg and lacing it with all kinds of pop culture references and samples. Our song was basically a grab bag of se++ esque insults poured into a smooth beat milkshake. we had him raping pigs, dogs, being raped by his father.
He'd made a super serious "Oh man mah skillz so tight" esque thing. Anyway the vote goes to us like 102 versus 2. We win. This was the end for us, we mostly talked about how fun it was to make a silly song.
Queue two years later we hear he quit rapping and started drinking heavily, culmminating in him hitting his girlfriend a bunch untill she called the cops. He tried to commit suicide in cell and was sent to a mental hospital. His current girlfriend (this happened like 6 years ago) weights aboooout 300 pounds.
tl;dr: i rhymed a rhyme so hard i made a man hit his girlfriend and nearly commit suicide.
What kind of fucked up shit are you responsible for you bastards?
I once layed down rap lyrics so furious it started one man on a downward spiral into alcoholism and depression.
When i was a little knucklehead, we had a dude we knew through friends who kept saying he was going to make it big in the rap game, cause his battle skills were so harsh. The bragging went ON AND ON AND ON. Finally a friend said "Go fuck yourself, i could write a better song than you and i've never even tried."
So the game was afoot, the braggart rapper versus my friend and myself. 2 weeks to write a song, to be posted at mignight on an internet forum
We made a fantastic song stealing music from snoop dogg and lacing it with all kinds of pop culture references and samples. Our song was basically a grab bag of se++ esque insults poured into a smooth beat milkshake. we had him raping pigs, dogs, being raped by his father.
He'd made a super serious "Oh man mah skillz so tight" esque thing. Anyway the vote goes to us like 102 versus 2. We win. This was the end for us, we mostly talked about how fun it was to make a silly song.
Queue two years later we hear he quit rapping and started drinking heavily, culmminating in him hitting his girlfriend a bunch untill she called the cops. He tried to commit suicide in cell and was sent to a mental hospital. His current girlfriend (this happened like 6 years ago) weights aboooout 300 pounds.
tl;dr: i rhymed a rhyme so hard i made a man hit his girlfriend and nearly commit suicide.
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too bad your rhymes are old and totally not tight
That's right and then she knit me a sweater and we had tea
I always like to hear about lovely things, post them.
That's probably the most important thing i've ever done/ever will do with my life.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!
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Your dad?
Agreed.
That count?
I helped a little old lady cross the road because she was short sighted, but thats not as dramatic as Karl's which is awesome :^:
i stopped a guy from abusing his wife
i stopped my sister from ODing
and i think there's some more stuff i'm forgetting, but i think i listed the main things
Steam
well I misread this :oops:
well, she is pretty ugly
you are a very nice lady Liiya and I wouldn't insinuate anything ill about you!
also VoC your new av frightens and confuses me
That's even when I'm wearing a paper bag over my head too!
I know you wouldn't Squall
Use those powers for good, Kosh.
I'm watching you and your dirty thoughts.
I was watching the poor bloke walk down the platform. I kept thinking No, he's just looking for a seat it couldn't possibly be how it looks. Look he's found a bench with his stick.....and he's walking past it.......and the next.....and the next.......OH BOLLOCKS RUN KARL NOW
When i caught up with him, it turns out he was looking for the exit to the train station.D:
It's a good job you got there when you did then! Good karma points right there!
It wasn't because of the hug though.
The hug apparently helped a lot.
Satans..... hints.....
Karmic reward thwarted
So it was pretty major and I made a tough guy.
My mom cried when I came out to her
The next day she apologized and said it was alright
worst "blind" guy ever
Steam
I asked my Mum what would happen if i was gay (My family is catholic and Indian).
Her response?:
"YOU CAN STILL ADOPT, WHERE ARE MY GRAND CHILDREN"?
Oh man. I would only barely understand what you were thinking during this.
Like on one hand it's a rejection of who you are. On the other hands it's also oh shit my mother is crying.
Satans..... hints.....
Was she ignorant or bad with money or what?
I'm a certified English teacher, which I guess is something? I made a difference in the schools I taught at, which were in less fortunate districts, so does that count?
I singlehandedly saved the Parent-Teacher Conference
Bugboy, 6 year old superhero