As was foretold, we've added advertisements to the forums! If you have questions, or if you encounter any bugs, please visit this thread: https://forums.penny-arcade.com/discussion/240191/forum-advertisement-faq-and-reports-thread/
Options
"hi is Angelina there" "no, she died" *click* JERSEY SHORE
Zephyr
Registered User regular
Registered User regular
SEASON 2
WHAT IS JERSEY SHORE?
jersey shore as the bards sing the tale is the story of guidos (gwee-doze) from new jersey and their exploits of debauchery, hair gel, and bronze skin
WHO ARE THE MAIN PEOPLE ON JERSEY SHORE
Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like, multiple growth hormones...that's the type I'm attracted to.
Jenni "JWoww" Farley is a graphic designer and club promoter
Everybody loves me, babies, dogs, ya know, hot girls, cougars. I just have unbelievable mass appeal.
Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino is an assistant manager at a fitness center
You look at me you think I'm like a stuck-up bitch, but yet, like, veterinarian, like that's my soul, like I fuckin' like, save animals, like that's what I do.
Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi doesn't really do anything but is an aspiring veterinarian, but is still the biggest focus of the show
I was born and raised a guido. It's just a lifestyle; it's being Italian, it's representing, family, friends, tanning, gel, everything.
Paul "DJ Pauly D" DelVecchio is of course a DJ, he also spends 25 minutes on his hair, which is slightly more than me
there is also Ronny, Sammi, Vinny, and Angelina, and soon to be Deena, but they don't have nearly as hilarious nicknames
why the fuck should i bother watching this shit?
it's hilarious.
Zephyr on
0
Posts
hahahahahahaha
hahahaha
ha
hahahahhahahaha just kiddin not even i would do that
2) The main focus for the whole season so far has been Sammi and Ronny, which continues to piss me off.
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
Kinda like watching people scraping dead bodies off of highways.
or at least this particular brand of untouchbles
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
there are four (4) fist pumps in the first image
PS I count six fist pumps.
Not enough.
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
or is that a myth
I tried to like it ironically but I couldn't. They're all so goddamn irritating.
Yeah, was vacationing in New York, but went through New Jersey at one point. Guy at the gas station wouldn't let me put gas in my car, because he had to do it. He even did the credit card part, which kinda scared me.
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
this is the only thing I know about Jersey Shore
When I drove up to Boston last year, my friends and I paid around $45 in tolls going through Jersey and all that. Also it smells like old gym socks soaked in hot dog water.
MVP
then i hear these stories and see this show...
Man I'm from Oregon and we have bullshit full service but there is no tipping. What the fuck is that? Tipping the guy who pumps my gas? Your not making sure my food is perfect here. I don't need my gas well done. Also it's automatically added to your bill? Madness. Madness!
Origin ID: Discgolfer27
Untappd ID: Discgolfer1981
People always post this and I really don't get why. Its not like people who watch it 'ironically' aren't being entertained?
let the Jersey Shore people get rich all that makes is opportunity for more expensive hi-jinx and more entertainment
I just don't think it really translates well. If I'm being entertained then the entertainer gets some money OH GOD
3DS: 2981-5304-3227
Also, people will never learn what the word "irony" means. I've come to accept this.
I made a TD for iphone and windows phone!