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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    When was the last time you had the urge to watch a film while having a crap

    I mean honestly

    Well, an episode of a TV show is more suited to that. Unless you've got some serious constipation going on.

    I don't do anything on the toilet except use the toilet

    If I ever got a decent phone with a decent screen and a plan that wasn't terribly overpriced, I might like something like Netflix but eh, I don't own an iPhone and I am broke

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  • FAQFAQ Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    sometimes I play forgotten warrior on my phone in the bathroom

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'd be more excited about netflix on my phone if I didn't have something like six other devices that I can watch netflix on in a more enjoyable way.

    But can you take those 6 other devices in your pocket so you can watch stuff on the can when you're out somewhere?

    why would I be watching movies when I was out doing stuff?

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  • LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    man, it takes me roughly 1 minute to take a shit

    i have never understood the people who take books into the toilet.

    why would you want to just sit in there over your excrement?

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  • LTMLTM Bikes and BeardsRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The Geek wrote: »
    I'd be more excited about netflix on my phone if I didn't have something like six other devices that I can watch netflix on in a more enjoyable way.

    But can you take those 6 other devices in your pocket so you can watch stuff on the can when you're out somewhere?

    why would I be watching movies when I was out doing stuff?

    Because in the future, we consume information at all times. Consuuuuuuuuume meeeeedia.

    LTM on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Even when I spend hours on the train I just wouldn't forsee myself watching a film on a tiny screen

    I guess it's just not for me

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    wow

    sure is a lot of people angry that other people might enjoy watching video when they're not at home in here

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  • The GeekThe Geek Oh-Two Crew, Omeganaut Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited August 2010
    wow

    sure is a lot of people angry that other people might enjoy watching video when they're not at home in here

    srsly

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    I say fuck y'all, I'm going to enjoy this a lot when I've got down-time at school or when I've got a long bus ride or whenever the fuck I feel like it

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What the hell passes for angry on the internet any more

    Now I'm getting angry, look what you've done

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    gonna watch the fuck out of some teevee on the bus

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    also sometimes my job has long stretches where there's nothing to do and you can't get netflix on linux sooooooooo

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    I really wish I woulda put some money in netflix stock some years back

    they're basically going to be the streaming video provider from now on

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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    *watched that one video of david lynch talking about how you can't watch movies on your phone*


    guys!!!

    GYUYS!!!

    ack on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hell I wish I'd invented Netflix

    First Napster gets invented before I think of it, now Netflix

    I need to invent something soon

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ed invent me a way to get rich

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I really wish I woulda put some money in netflix stock some years back

    they're basically going to be the streaming video provider from now on

    did you ever have that conversation with someone, back in the early days of netflix, where the other guy was like "movies by mail, what's the point of that, blockbuster's right there"

    I had that conversation

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hell I wish I'd invented Netflix

    First Napster gets invented before I think of it, now Netflix

    I need to invent something soon

    yeah but the guy who made napster is only indirectly responsible for itunes

    he probably lives in a dumpster now

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  • POKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMANPOKÉMON MASTER WT SHERMAN i can make this march and i will make georgia howlRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    is this wifi only or does it work on 3g too

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    I really wish I woulda put some money in netflix stock some years back

    they're basically going to be the streaming video provider from now on

    did you ever have that conversation with someone, back in the early days of netflix, where the other guy was like "movies by mail, what's the point of that, blockbuster's right there"

    I had that conversation

    No, I was mostly thinking, "That's a goddamn brilliant idea, unlimited selection with no late fees".

    And then they came along and started doing this shit.

    When it hit the xbox, I knew it was game over.

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hell I wish I'd invented Netflix

    First Napster gets invented before I think of it, now Netflix

    I need to invent something soon

    yeah but the guy who made napster is only indirectly responsible for itunes

    he probably lives in a dumpster now

    no, he's actually retard rich

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    im so far behind everyone ever phonewise

    i just got my first text-messaging phone a month ago and i cant even use the internet on it, let alone netflix :[

    weh weh my problems, what kind of phones do you dudes have

    mensch-o-matic on
  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    in fact, everyone invent a way to get me rich

    I don't wanna work no more

    it's for suckers

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  • SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hell I wish I'd invented Netflix

    First Napster gets invented before I think of it, now Netflix

    I need to invent something soon

    Invent a card game

    Spudge on
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    I'm too fuckin' poor to play
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  • ackack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    invent poker its rly big right now

    ack on
  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hell I wish I'd invented Netflix

    First Napster gets invented before I think of it, now Netflix

    I need to invent something soon

    yeah but the guy who made napster is only indirectly responsible for itunes

    he probably lives in a dumpster now

    no, he's actually retard rich

    that's good to know

    people who revolutionize entertainment as we know it deserve to be retard rich

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  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    im so far behind everyone ever phonewise

    i just got my first text-messaging phone a month ago and i cant even use the internet on it, let alone netflix :[

    weh weh my problems, what kind of phones do you dudes have

    I have this thing

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    it's pretty neat

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  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    This is pretty cool stuff. Any way to get my damn instant queue to less than 300 movies and tv shows is fine by me. Dunno why peeps be all angry, starin it the iPhone screen for watching ain't too bad. Just hold it reeeaaaally close. It's like HD!

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  • SpudgeSpudge Witty comments go next to this blue dot thingyRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have an old-ass Blackberry Curve, and I'm fixing to upgrade to an old-ass HTC G1

    Spudge on
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    PSN - MicroChrist

    I'm too fuckin' poor to play
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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    t centi thats a droid right

    so jealous, i was gonna throw down money i didnt really have for an evo but im on my dad's family plan and it wouldnt let me switch!!

    fuck sprint

    mensch-o-matic on
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Ho! Ho! Ho! Drink Coke!Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    it's a "mytouch slide"

    which is an android device, yes

    that evo is a dead sexy device though

    Centipede Damascus on
  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    ed invent me a way to get rich

    Okay I suggest you go into porn

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I got a samsung impression

    it does phone calls and sometimes gets text messages

    I ain't need it to do any more

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Spudge wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Hell I wish I'd invented Netflix

    First Napster gets invented before I think of it, now Netflix

    I need to invent something soon

    Invent a card game

    That reminds me, I played the first game of it the other night and wrote up a turn by turn recap

    I think the rules need streamlining somewhat

    http://augmentos.50.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?f=13&t=76

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    ed invent me a way to get rich

    Okay I suggest you go into porn

    that's not an invention!

    you are terrible at inventing!

    no wonder you will never be rich

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  • StaleStale Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    They release this on the iphone on the very day I switch over to android.

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  • EdcrabEdcrab Actually a hack Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    ed invent me a way to get rich

    Okay I suggest you go into porn

    that's not an invention!

    you are terrible at inventing!

    no wonder you will never be rich

    Invent a new kind of porn

    Before you know it your new kind of porn will top all the search engines

    And you will control the supply

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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    one of those guitars that are like, double guitars, you know

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  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited August 2010
    TLB

    if I invent something awesome to get rich, you wanna be the guy that breaks into people's houses and introduces it to them by waking them up and screaming its name at them while they sleep?

    you know, my street team?

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  • The Lovely BastardThe Lovely Bastard Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Edcrab wrote: »
    Edcrab wrote: »
    ed invent me a way to get rich

    Okay I suggest you go into porn

    that's not an invention!

    you are terrible at inventing!

    no wonder you will never be rich

    Invent a new kind of porn

    Before you know it your new kind of porn will top all the search engines

    And you will control the supply

    I already have a special porn in mind that doesn't exist

    But I need someone to help market it

    it is diabetes porn

    it is naked girls eating bowls of sugar

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