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It's like comparing Apples and Buicks

MrMonroeMrMonroe passed outon the floor nowRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Social Entropy++
but it's instructive to watch these videos next to each other, I think:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrMh8MYpdRs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5L5AEefiwgI&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbUtL_0vAJk

I mean, it's not really fair to compare a woman who can't string an entire sentence that someone else wrote together effectively and a man who's life calling is to be alarmist about muslims and nazisocialiberals to one of the most effective orators and proponents of racial equality in recorded history, but that's the easy question. It's obvious who the greater orator is.

The harder question (if you're a queerfucker) is "who is the better Christian?"

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  • Seattle ThreadSeattle Thread Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    President Obama is the better Christian.

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    The real question is actually "Who is the better talk show host"

    Glenn wins by default, suck it King and Palin.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
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  • Kuribo's ShoeKuribo's Shoe Kuribo's Stocking North PoleRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/08/bob-inglis-tea-party-casualty
    I sat down, and they said on the back of your Social Security card, there's a number. That number indicates the bank that bought you when you were born based on a projection of your life's earnings, and you are collateral. We are all collateral for the banks. I have this look like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I'm trying to hide that look and look clueless.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    I actually do it at law school all the time

    they all hate Glenn Beck as much as I hate Michael Moore; it works out pretty well

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    I know a few, but they barely consider themselves aligned with the party anymore.

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    It's me.

    I'm the best Christian.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Clint Eastwood wrote: »
    It's me.

    I'm the best Christian.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Koshian wrote: »
    I'm the best christian bale

    fook yoo

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/08/bob-inglis-tea-party-casualty
    I sat down, and they said on the back of your Social Security card, there's a number. That number indicates the bank that bought you when you were born based on a projection of your life's earnings, and you are collateral. We are all collateral for the banks. I have this look like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I'm trying to hide that look and look clueless.

    "the Ninth Commandment must mean something."

    that is a phrase that I am shocked and enthralled to hear from someone who describes themselves as "conservative."

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  • HunterHunter Chemist with a heart of Au Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Glenn Beck is an act. It has to be.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/08/bob-inglis-tea-party-casualty
    I sat down, and they said on the back of your Social Security card, there's a number. That number indicates the bank that bought you when you were born based on a projection of your life's earnings, and you are collateral. We are all collateral for the banks. I have this look like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I'm trying to hide that look and look clueless.

    "the Ninth Commandment must mean something."

    that is a phrase that I am shocked and enthralled to hear from someone who describes themselves as "conservative."

    Why?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    i cant wait until the republican party just dies completely and the democratic party splits up to make room for a new leftist batshit insane party vs a slightly less worthless opposition

    or two meandering jackass sides

    really ill take anything that isnt this or the clusterfuck that the brits are running with

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Hunter wrote: »
    Glenn Beck is an act. It has to be.

    I think a strong argument could be made about that. He started as a wannabe shock jock comedian, and realized there was an opening in these sort of lunatic radio shows.

    Bill O'Reilly is the sane one now.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    NotASenator wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/08/bob-inglis-tea-party-casualty
    I sat down, and they said on the back of your Social Security card, there's a number. That number indicates the bank that bought you when you were born based on a projection of your life's earnings, and you are collateral. We are all collateral for the banks. I have this look like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I'm trying to hide that look and look clueless.

    "the Ninth Commandment must mean something."

    that is a phrase that I am shocked and enthralled to hear from someone who describes themselves as "conservative."

    Why?

    because it has been disparaged by right wing judicial commentators for ages

    the ninth amendment, in most "conservative" jurisprudence, means almost nothing

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    i cant wait until the republican party just dies completely and the democratic party splits up to make room for a new leftist batshit insane party vs a slightly less worthless opposition

    Well you're gonna be waiting forever.

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  • NotASenatorNotASenator Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    NotASenator wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/08/bob-inglis-tea-party-casualty
    I sat down, and they said on the back of your Social Security card, there's a number. That number indicates the bank that bought you when you were born based on a projection of your life's earnings, and you are collateral. We are all collateral for the banks. I have this look like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I'm trying to hide that look and look clueless.

    "the Ninth Commandment must mean something."

    that is a phrase that I am shocked and enthralled to hear from someone who describes themselves as "conservative."

    Why?

    because it has been disparaged by right wing judicial commentators for ages

    the ninth amendment, in most "conservative" jurisprudence, means almost nothing

    Hmmm.


    You need to read that again.

    Commandment, not amendment.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    I have more photos of Christian Slater holding guns if anybody else wants to try to prove who the better Christian is, fyi.

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    NotASenator wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    NotASenator wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/08/bob-inglis-tea-party-casualty
    I sat down, and they said on the back of your Social Security card, there's a number. That number indicates the bank that bought you when you were born based on a projection of your life's earnings, and you are collateral. We are all collateral for the banks. I have this look like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I'm trying to hide that look and look clueless.

    "the Ninth Commandment must mean something."

    that is a phrase that I am shocked and enthralled to hear from someone who describes themselves as "conservative."

    Why?

    because it has been disparaged by right wing judicial commentators for ages

    the ninth amendment, in most "conservative" jurisprudence, means almost nothing

    Hmmm.


    You need to read that again.

    Commandment, not amendment.

    oh my

    oh

    my

    bad

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Christian Slater is slightly less annoying than Glenn Beck.

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  • FrankoFranko Sometimes I really wish I had four feet so I could dance with myself to the drumbeat Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    thank god I don't live in amurica

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  • Clint EastwoodClint Eastwood My baby's in there someplace She crawled right inRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    What's a Christian Slater?

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    i cant wait until the republican party just dies completely and the democratic party splits up to make room for a new leftist batshit insane party vs a slightly less worthless opposition

    Well you're gonna be waiting forever.

    or until the homofascists invade

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    NotASenator wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    NotASenator wrote: »
    MrMonroe wrote: »
    Smart Hero wrote: »
    Kuribo's Shoe wrote: »
    Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin are such easy targets though

    you should find a respectable, well-read, reasonable republican and have an impassioned but fair debate about your ideals with him or her, with no mud-slinging

    let me know when that happens, as I would like to buy a lottery ticket that day

    http://motherjones.com/politics/2010/08/bob-inglis-tea-party-casualty
    I sat down, and they said on the back of your Social Security card, there's a number. That number indicates the bank that bought you when you were born based on a projection of your life's earnings, and you are collateral. We are all collateral for the banks. I have this look like, "What the heck are you talking about?" I'm trying to hide that look and look clueless.

    "the Ninth Commandment must mean something."

    that is a phrase that I am shocked and enthralled to hear from someone who describes themselves as "conservative."

    Why?

    because it has been disparaged by right wing judicial commentators for ages

    the ninth amendment, in most "conservative" jurisprudence, means almost nothing

    Hmmm.


    You need to read that again.

    Commandment, not amendment.

    oh my

    oh

    my

    bad

    This wouldn't have caused confusion if there were 10 Commandments in our courthorses and Bibles in our Classrooms

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Christian Slater is slightly less annoying than Glenn Beck.

    400px-Kuffs_015.jpg

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    Butters wrote: »
    mensch-o-matic wrote: »
    i cant wait until the republican party just dies completely and the democratic party splits up to make room for a new leftist batshit insane party vs a slightly less worthless opposition

    Well you're gonna be waiting forever.

    or until the homofascists invade

    allahu

    gaybar

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    courthorses?

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    allahu cockbar

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  • ButtersButters A glass of some milks Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Vaya con dios, el fagòt

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  • MrMonroeMrMonroe passed out on the floor nowRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Butters wrote: »
    Vaya con dios, el fagòt

    there's some serious conjugation problems here

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    There is no Glenn, only Beck:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RIrG6xBW5Wk

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  • SticksSticks I'd rather be in bed.Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    That tea party article makes me sad. I want to be conservative (fiscally at least), but nutjobs keep co-opting my stances for their nutjob conspiracies nutjob.

    I do like the imagery of a stampede headed for a cliff though.

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  • FoolproofFoolproof thats what my hearts become in that place you dare not look staring back at youRegistered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Didn't MLK run around on his wife with other women? I look for that in my political/spiritual leaders. A good religious/political leader needs to be able to identify and exploit situations where people believe their lies.

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    oh look

    it's foolproof

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  • UrielUriel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Foolproof wrote: »
    Didn't MLK run around on his wife with other women? I look for that in my political/spiritual leaders. A good religious/political leader needs to be able to identify and exploit situations where people believe their lies.

    If this is true (I don't know much about King's life) does it somehow devalue his message of equality and the civil rights movement?


    I mean I'm sure some people view it that way, basically their only measure of your decency as a person in how 'christian' you are


    S-Mart Hero, are you saying Foolproof is dumb? I will trust your opinion!

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    on the one hand, hes right about mlk's infidelity

    on the other hand hes wrong about everything else, at all, for ever and ever amen

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    even a broken clock is right twice a day

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  • thanimationsthanimations Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    Unless it has no hands.

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  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited August 2010
    to clarify: infidelity is p shitty and i strongly dislike it myself

    but he's done a ton more to make up for it

    pee pee poo poo foolproof's a shitstirring cockbandit

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