Gone but Not Forgotten (Tribute to Trolls)

Callius

Can I be your second, Rank?

Also, I really look forward to playing Warhammer and D&D with you. I'll come over in a lycra full-body suit to protect your furniture.

Faricazy

SeñorAmor wrote:

Also, there was the uber troll who changed his name and is now a mod.

You know who you are.

tube? :P

Bogey

Rankenphile wrote:

alt

god I can't remember who, though

someone showed the "mod view" revealing users from the same IP

god I fucking hated kneejerk

he was my first PA nemesis

Not entirely true.

Pb

bagelbite wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

bagelbite wrote:

the funny thing is i didnt even register for this thread it is just fate i am here





also im not sure what the rules are about me existing but id like to say i was just checking up and going to play some wow im not here for trouble i am a grown man now i got a wife and kids

Honestly, how did this go in your head?

Did it go well or did I ban you?

honestly i didn't think i'd be banned seeing as how i haven't registered in years and i'm just making posts, how's it going tube

and yeah whoever i asked i think i was 12 or 13 and ill be 19 on valentines

So you've been on the forums for 7 years?

Amazing.

Callius

bagelbite wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

bagelbite wrote:

the funny thing is i didnt even register for this thread it is just fate i am here





also im not sure what the rules are about me existing but id like to say i was just checking up and going to play some wow im not here for trouble i am a grown man now i got a wife and kids

Honestly, how did this go in your head?

Did it go well or did I ban you?

honestly i didn't think i'd be banned seeing as how i haven't registered in years and i'm just making posts, how's it going tube

and yeah whoever i asked i think i was 12 or 13 and ill be 19 on valentines

You have Kids by the age of 19? Multiple children?

Why?

Starfuck

not really a troll
but reign cracked me up
all angry and shit

Futt Bucker

Aj

Pony

i hated knee jerk not so much because he was a blatant troll

but because for some reason the mods all thought it was really funny to let him troll the forum as much as he wanted.

i never cared for that.

then one day he vanished, and i'm not sure if he got banned or what

it was during one of those few month stretches where i don't really post or even lurk.

BigDes

I feel that theSAVED could have lasted longer.

bent

uhh I'm not exactly a veteran, but I do miss koba

bagelbite

Callius wrote:

bagelbite wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

bagelbite wrote:

the funny thing is i didnt even register for this thread it is just fate i am here





also im not sure what the rules are about me existing but id like to say i was just checking up and going to play some wow im not here for trouble i am a grown man now i got a wife and kids

Honestly, how did this go in your head?

Did it go well or did I ban you?

honestly i didn't think i'd be banned seeing as how i haven't registered in years and i'm just making posts, how's it going tube

and yeah whoever i asked i think i was 12 or 13 and ill be 19 on valentines

You have Kids by the age of 19? Multiple children?

Why?

yeah reign was funny i remember he used to live with spookymikal but now they are enemies and hate each other

something about how he always made mikal cook him spaghetti and wouldnt clean up, and i'm honestly not joking


and i was kidding about the wife and kids part, and also yeah i would guess about 7 years though i think this is my first time posting in 2-3 years or so it feels like

Pony

BigDes wrote:

I feel that theSAVED could have lasted longer.

the problem with theSAVED is that whoever was behind him was trying too hard. They were like trying to make the "perfect" troll with the maximum allowable amount of annoying qualities to piss off the largest section of forumers possible.

The whole thing reeked of alt and i don't think anyone really took it seriously

at least i hope not

Rankenphile

Bogey wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

alt

god I can't remember who, though

someone showed the "mod view" revealing users from the same IP

god I fucking hated kneejerk

he was my first PA nemesis

Not entirely true.

which part?

oh and callius, you're way too late to be my second nemesis. And how could I hate a cock like that?

Pb

bagelbite wrote:

Callius wrote:

bagelbite wrote:

Cardboard Tube wrote:

bagelbite wrote:

the funny thing is i didnt even register for this thread it is just fate i am here





also im not sure what the rules are about me existing but id like to say i was just checking up and going to play some wow im not here for trouble i am a grown man now i got a wife and kids

Honestly, how did this go in your head?

Did it go well or did I ban you?

honestly i didn't think i'd be banned seeing as how i haven't registered in years and i'm just making posts, how's it going tube

and yeah whoever i asked i think i was 12 or 13 and ill be 19 on valentines

You have Kids by the age of 19? Multiple children?

Why?

yeah reign was funny i remember he used to live with spookymikal but now they are enemies and hate each other

something about how he always made mikal cook him spaghetti and wouldnt clean up, and i'm honestly not joking


and i was kidding about the wife and kids part, and also yeah i would guess about 7 years though i think this is my first time posting in 2-3 years or so it feels like

Okay, considering that the forums as they are have only been around for 5 years I find this to be unlikely.

naporeon

Rank was the first forumer I genuinely disliked. Couldn't call him a nemesis or anything, but man, I hated that fucker.

True story.

ascot

Cronyx, and that guy who came in here accusing PA of being the most homophobic place on the internet ahahahah

Aneurhythmia

Pony wrote:

BigDes wrote:

I feel that theSAVED could have lasted longer.

the problem with theSAVED is that whoever was behind him was trying too hard. They were like trying to make the "perfect" troll with the maximum allowable amount of annoying qualities to piss off the largest section of forumers possible.

The whole thing reeked of alt and i don't think anyone really took it seriously

at least i hope not

Well, behavior that overt either marks bad acting or idiocy, and as such people tend to disregard it. It's insipid subtlety that really works people up.

Faricazy

hey pony

were you the one who posted the thread full of male models in G&T?

for some reason I'm thinking it was you

i thought that was a dick thing to do back then

funny now

gosh se++

bagelbite

Pb wrote:

Okay, considering that the forums as they are have only been around for 5 years I find this to be unlikely.

i wasn't trying to brag or anything so i don't really mind if i was wrong, and i'm pretty sure the 'old forums' were way before 5 years ago

also im completely amazed somebody still had that hamburglaress picture that i am somewhat responsible for, what ever happened to that guy DSS who did the photoshop?

i bet somewhere piotyr is still in the world thinking about how much he hates me

Rankenphile

naporeon wrote:

Rank was the first forumer I genuinely disliked. Couldn't call him a nemesis or anything, but man, I hated that fucker.

True story.

I remember when you first told me this, and I was genuinely blown away

like, I couldn't even fathom it

now, I'm just kinda proud

BigDes

Pony wrote:

BigDes wrote:

I feel that theSAVED could have lasted longer.

the problem with theSAVED is that whoever was behind him was trying too hard. They were like trying to make the "perfect" troll with the maximum allowable amount of annoying qualities to piss off the largest section of forumers possible.

The whole thing reeked of alt and i don't think anyone really took it seriously

at least i hope not

I guess. He did have class though. Some of his comments were ball breakingly hilarious.

Tube

Knee Jerk wasn't an alt. I can safely say that and not ruin the fun because no one will believe me. He really wasn't.

Pony

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Callius

Rankenphile wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

alt

god I can't remember who, though

someone showed the "mod view" revealing users from the same IP

god I fucking hated kneejerk

he was my first PA nemesis

Not entirely true.

which part?

oh and callius, you're way too late to be my second nemesis. And how could I hate a cock like that?

Well, okay, but what army do you have for Warhammer? Have you checkd out the new edition of the rules?

I'm just sayin'... I hope to have my army painted by then. I'm green-stuffing fire onto my fanatics' balls.

Callius

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Number Geebs or Other Geebs?

naporeon

Rankenphile wrote:

naporeon wrote:

Rank was the first forumer I genuinely disliked. Couldn't call him a nemesis or anything, but man, I hated that fucker.

True story.

I remember when you first told me this, and I was genuinely blown away

like, I couldn't even fathom it

now, I'm just kinda proud

You know, I actually hated you more or less right up until I met you at PAX.

Then I was like, "How can I hate Alan Rickman?"

PiptheFair

Callius wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

Bogey wrote:

Rankenphile wrote:

alt

god I can't remember who, though

someone showed the "mod view" revealing users from the same IP

god I fucking hated kneejerk

he was my first PA nemesis

Not entirely true.

which part?

oh and callius, you're way too late to be my second nemesis. And how could I hate a cock like that?

Well, okay, but what army do you have for Warhammer? Have you checkd out the new edition of the rules?

I'm just sayin'... I hope to have my army painted by then. I'm green-stuffing fire onto my fanatics' balls.

I can't believe you didn't catch that as soon as you wrote that.

BigDes

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Knee Jerk wasn't an alt. I can safely say that and not ruin the fun because no one will believe me. He really wasn't.

Was he a social experiment?

Pony

Callius wrote:

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Number Geebs or Other Geebs?

other geebs

i don't know number geebs enough.

but other geebs seems like a decent guy who i'd hang out with.

Aneurhythmia

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

He's a pozzer too?

LobsterFuhrer

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Awww, thanks Pony!

I'm flattered.

*Bows*

Seph

I only don't hate callius i hate the sin

the sin is being a hippy

Pb

bagelbite wrote:

Pb wrote:

Okay, considering that the forums as they are have only been around for 5 years I find this to be unlikely.

i wasn't trying to brag or anything so i don't really mind if i was wrong, and i'm pretty sure the 'old forums' were way before 5 years ago

also im completely amazed somebody still had that hamburglaress picture that i am somewhat responsible for, what ever happened to that guy DSS who did the photoshop?

i bet somewhere piotyr is still in the world thinking about how much he hates me

This iteration of the forums was started in early 2002. Before that they were some horribly ugly board that didn't have actual user accounts.

Faricazy

Pony wrote:

Callius wrote:

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Number Geebs or Other Geebs?

other geebs

i don't know number geebs enough.

but other geebs seems like a decent guy who i'd hang out with.

number geebs registered first but thought that someone else must have geebs already and didn't even try it

and then other geebs registered

man those guys

Seph

LobsterFuhrer wrote:

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Awww, thanks Pony!

I'm flattered.

*Bows*

What makes you think this is basic training and if you *just* make it over that wall you'll earn the respect of your peers and fit in and go off on grand adventures.

You get over the wall and then we all beat the shit out of you and leave you to suffocate in the mud.

Defender

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Knee Jerk wasn't an alt. I can safely say that and not ruin the fun because no one will believe me. He really wasn't.

Why did the mods ignore his deliberate and overt trolling?

I liked bloodshots and...um...DeadAir667, that was it. Those were good. Those were 150cc alts, right?

I don't like how my fucking internet connection drops every few minutes. That's bullshit.

koba was boring and stupid, his whole gimmick was just garbage-spamming the forum with almost-sentences.

Pony

LobsterFuhrer wrote:

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Awww, thanks Pony!

I'm flattered.

*Bows*

see, this is the sort of thing that's the problem.

some people can be funny and entertaining to others around them when they are trolling.

nobody's entertained by you, though.

you're just a waste of semen.

Faricazy

pony pony

Faricazy wrote:

hey pony

were you the one who posted the thread full of male models in G&T?

for some reason I'm thinking it was you

i thought that was a dick thing to do back then

funny now

gosh se++

LobsterFuhrer

Pony wrote:

LobsterFuhrer wrote:

Pony wrote:

you know guys

i honestly think lobsterfuhrer is the only person i've ever encountered on an internet forum where i've actually thought "you know, i'd probably just punch that guy in the face if i ran into him at PAX or something"

i've never really had that attitude about anyone on the internet

there's just something about that dude.

i dunno.

i think it's all the "joke" claims about rape and giving people STDs on purpose.

part of me believes those are true, but part of me believes he's lying but still basically a shit bag for wanting people to believe that.

so really i think i'd just deck him and go chill with geebs or something.

Awww, thanks Pony!

I'm flattered.

*Bows*

see, this is the sort of thing that's the problem.

some people can be funny and entertaining to others around them when they are trolling.

nobody's entertained by you, though.

you're just a waste of semen.

Just a warning:

In a fight I go right for the balls and/or eyes.

Haha.

Defender

Oh man I just cracked my neck so hard right at the base and it felt AWESOME.