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fighting fellas

AxionDudeAxionDude Registered User regular
edited March 2007 in Social Entropy++
im a great fighter but i like to hear about other fisticuffsx so please answer the following

how many fights have you won and/or lost

do you fight lots

are you good at fighting

if yes how good

how often do you fight

if yes elaborate

do you like fighting

if yes why

is fighting a chore or hobby

why do you fight

do you like war

if yes why

are your fists like ham

if yes how long did it take to achieve said status

how many fights have you tied

and

what is your prime hitting spot

please respond kindly

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wait for it....

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    miguel-sanchezmiguel-sanchez Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
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    NewtronNewtron Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    no one talks about Fight Club

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ive only been in one fight.. and i got jumped.

    five guys beat the absolute fuck out of me, i ended up in the hospital..

    but i did get ONE hit in and apparantly knocked out two of the guys teeth..

    thanks for bringing back bad memories..

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have never been in a fight.

    I have never lost my temper.


    I'm scared what would happen if both happened at once. I'm not really a 97lb weakling.

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    WE REQUIRE MORE VESPIENE GAS

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    xeroismygodxeroismygod Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AxionDude wrote:
    im a great fighter but i like to hear about other fisticuffsx so please answer the following

    how many fights have you won and/or lost

    do you fight lots

    are you good at fighting

    if yes how good

    how often do you fight

    if yes elaborate

    do you like fighting

    if yes why

    is fighting a chore or hobby

    why do you fight

    do you like war

    if yes why

    are your fists like ham

    if yes how long did it take to achieve said status

    how many fights have you tied

    and

    what is your prime hitting spot

    please respond kindly

    Dude, I fight in mma & sport matches but the kind of thing you are asking about is just stupid. Street fighting is always bad and people do get seriously hurt. It is not a cool thing to talk about. :?

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Im fighting the urge to not shit in this thread.

    Im losing.

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    AxionDudeAxionDude Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    whoa whoa hey who said about what kind of fighting

    i like to leave my posts open to interpretation but that was wrong WHOA

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    chubschubs Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I think I got in a fight in third grade

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    guys i don't want to post in this thread people will think i am being an internet bad-ass

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    Zombies Tossed My Salad!Zombies Tossed My Salad! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    guys i don't want to post in this thread people will think i am being an internet bad-ass
    post

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    Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    One time this guy was givin me so some sass so I kicked his goddamn legs off.

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    ZeroZero wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    guys i don't want to post in this thread people will think i am being an internet bad-ass
    post

    FUCK

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    Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    With my left ear.

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    With my left ear.

    you ruined my life you know that?

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    PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    tugga06 wrote:
    With my left ear.

    you ruined my life you know that?

    are

    are you fucking sassing him

    didn't you fucking learn

    christ

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    Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My left ear is twitching.

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

    And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

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    AxionDudeAxionDude Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

    And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

    yeah right i highly doubt that

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

    And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog
    That's just mean. I bet he was looking forward to that hot dog.

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    LanglyLangly Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

    I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

    Is poo money still legal tender?

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    RedeemerRedeemer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AxionDude wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

    And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

    yeah right i highly doubt that

    Man you wanna fucking throw down right now I will fucking throw down right now

    Don't mess with me man I'm like a wall of pure fucking muscle

    also i'll eat your dog and/or loved one

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    AxionDudeAxionDude Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Redeemer wrote:
    AxionDude wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

    And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

    yeah right i highly doubt that

    Man you wanna fucking throw down right now I will fucking throw down right now

    Don't mess with me man I'm like a wall of pure fucking muscle

    also i'll eat your dog and/or loved one

    okay

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Langly wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

    I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

    Is poo money still legal tender?
    If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.

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    BigDesBigDes Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

    I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

    Is poo money still legal tender?
    If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.
    Sweaty ass crack money is worth twice as much.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    BigDes wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

    I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

    Is poo money still legal tender?
    If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.
    Sweaty ass crack money is worth twice as much.

    Wallet chains FTW.

    on topic: I've always been bigger than everyone else, but always pretty much a nice guy. So people always just assumed that beating me up would be easy and it would somehow prove something. Neither of these are true so I ended up kicking many an ass in my youth. I hate when people try to impose rules in random fights though. I ended a fight once by just kicking a kid in the face as son as it started and running my ass the other way. I know when I could potentially get my ass kicked and I'll do what I can to make sure that doesn't happen.
    When I was real young, I used to go for long periods of time just taking all the verbal punishment people would hand out since I was the big friendly weirdo, but once a month or so I would just snap and beat the hell out of large groups of kids until I was restrained and shipped to the principal's office. Always reminded me of Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride, you know, specializing in groups and all that.

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i got beat up by poser skinheads


    wait is this about fights that you win

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    tuggatugga Makin' movies Makin' songsRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AxionDude wrote:
    Redeemer wrote:
    I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

    And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

    yeah right i highly doubt that

    post of the night.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    BigDes wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    Langly wrote:
    Filler wrote:
    My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

    I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

    Is poo money still legal tender?
    If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.
    Sweaty ass crack money is worth twice as much.
    If that were true I'd have 40 dollars on me instead of 20.

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    SilmarilSilmaril Mr Ha Ha Hapless. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wallet chains are fucking retarded.

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    Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    wallet chains are fucking retarded.
    no way man, theyre the coolest thing since jnco pants.

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    Creative_EvilCreative_Evil Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    The_Cheese wrote:
    i got beat up by poser skinheads


    wait is this about fights that you win
    I demand a hilarious anecdote, this anecdote must contain three of the five following items; a thirty centimeter length of string, a half empty jar of peanut butter, a plastic spork, a gold ingot, and/or one of those silly Canadian coins thats one metal on the inside and another on the outside.

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Silmaril wrote:
    wallet chains are fucking retarded.

    you can say that but I've never dropped my wallet in a toilet. Not only that but I started wearing one a long long time ago for looks, but when I tried to stop I lost my wallet 3 times in one week, so I just went back to it. So yeah, I'm a retard who can't keep track of shit unless its attached to my person somehow, what of it?

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i just sent a bajillion job applications

    i doubt ill get a reply from any

    there are several that really interest me so I'll call them on monday and bother them

    go me

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i love the kids at my school who wear bondage pants and industrial strength wallet chains


    those must weigh like ten pounds.

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    FaricazyFaricazy Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    shit guys

    how can you lose your wallet

    its sitting there

    in your back pocket

    that has an opening on the top

    it can't fall out

    i also have a habit of touching my ass every now and then to make sure my wallet is there, but thats more because of pickpocketers i think

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    The CheeseThe Cheese Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    i also check for my wallet several times a day. i've never lost it though it has fallen out of my pocket when i was hanging upside down once. but i noticed it had fallen

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    Captain CthulhuCaptain Cthulhu Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I would take it out and leave it on counters at stores or at atms. Also, I will often take my wallet out of my pocket when driving any sort of distanceso I would just leave it in my car every time I drove anywhere, which just pissed me off more than anything.

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