fighting fellas

AxionDude

im a great fighter but i like to hear about other fisticuffsx so please answer the following

how many fights have you won and/or lost

do you fight lots

are you good at fighting

if yes how good

how often do you fight

if yes elaborate

do you like fighting

if yes why

is fighting a chore or hobby

why do you fight

do you like war

if yes why

are your fists like ham

if yes how long did it take to achieve said status

how many fights have you tied

and

what is your prime hitting spot

please respond kindly

Langly

wait for it....

miguel-sanchez

Newtron

no one talks about Fight Club

tugga

ive only been in one fight.. and i got jumped.

five guys beat the absolute fuck out of me, i ended up in the hospital..

but i did get ONE hit in and apparantly knocked out two of the guys teeth..

thanks for bringing back bad memories..

Silmaril

I have never been in a fight.

I have never lost my temper.


I'm scared what would happen if both happened at once. I'm not really a 97lb weakling.

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

WE REQUIRE MORE VESPIENE GAS

xeroismygod

AxionDude wrote:

im a great fighter but i like to hear about other fisticuffsx so please answer the following

how many fights have you won and/or lost

do you fight lots

are you good at fighting

if yes how good

how often do you fight

if yes elaborate

do you like fighting

if yes why

is fighting a chore or hobby

why do you fight

do you like war

if yes why

are your fists like ham

if yes how long did it take to achieve said status

how many fights have you tied

and

what is your prime hitting spot

please respond kindly

Dude, I fight in mma & sport matches but the kind of thing you are asking about is just stupid. Street fighting is always bad and people do get seriously hurt. It is not a cool thing to talk about. :?

Filler Inc.

Im fighting the urge to not shit in this thread.

Im losing.

AxionDude

whoa whoa hey who said about what kind of fighting

i like to leave my posts open to interpretation but that was wrong WHOA

chubs

I think I got in a fight in third grade

Pony

guys i don't want to post in this thread people will think i am being an internet bad-ass

Zombies Tossed My Salad!

Pony wrote:

guys i don't want to post in this thread people will think i am being an internet bad-ass

post

Creative_Evil

One time this guy was givin me so some sass so I kicked his goddamn legs off.

Pony

ZeroZero wrote:

Pony wrote:

guys i don't want to post in this thread people will think i am being an internet bad-ass

post

FUCK

Creative_Evil

With my left ear.

tugga

Creative_Evil wrote:

With my left ear.

you ruined my life you know that?

Pony

tugga06 wrote:

Creative_Evil wrote:

With my left ear.

you ruined my life you know that?

are

are you fucking sassing him

didn't you fucking learn

christ

Creative_Evil

My left ear is twitching.

Redeemer

I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

AxionDude

Redeemer wrote:

I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

yeah right i highly doubt that

Filler Inc.

My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

BigDes

Redeemer wrote:

I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

That's just mean. I bet he was looking forward to that hot dog.

Langly

Filler wrote:

My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

Is poo money still legal tender?

Redeemer

AxionDude wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

yeah right i highly doubt that

Man you wanna fucking throw down right now I will fucking throw down right now

Don't mess with me man I'm like a wall of pure fucking muscle

also i'll eat your dog and/or loved one

AxionDude

Redeemer wrote:

AxionDude wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

yeah right i highly doubt that

Man you wanna fucking throw down right now I will fucking throw down right now

Don't mess with me man I'm like a wall of pure fucking muscle

also i'll eat your dog and/or loved one

okay

Filler Inc.

Langly wrote:

Filler wrote:

My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

Is poo money still legal tender?

If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.

BigDes

Filler wrote:

Langly wrote:

Filler wrote:

My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

Is poo money still legal tender?

If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.

Sweaty ass crack money is worth twice as much.

Captain Cthulhu

BigDes wrote:

Filler wrote:

Langly wrote:

Filler wrote:

My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

Is poo money still legal tender?

If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.

Sweaty ass crack money is worth twice as much.

Wallet chains FTW.

on topic: I've always been bigger than everyone else, but always pretty much a nice guy. So people always just assumed that beating me up would be easy and it would somehow prove something. Neither of these are true so I ended up kicking many an ass in my youth. I hate when people try to impose rules in random fights though. I ended a fight once by just kicking a kid in the face as son as it started and running my ass the other way. I know when I could potentially get my ass kicked and I'll do what I can to make sure that doesn't happen.
When I was real young, I used to go for long periods of time just taking all the verbal punishment people would hand out since I was the big friendly weirdo, but once a month or so I would just snap and beat the hell out of large groups of kids until I was restrained and shipped to the principal's office. Always reminded me of Andre the Giant in The Princess Bride, you know, specializing in groups and all that.

The Cheese

i got beat up by poser skinheads


wait is this about fights that you win

tugga

AxionDude wrote:

Redeemer wrote:

I totally beat the shit out of this guy with like ten baseball bats

And then I peed all over his face and ate his dog

yeah right i highly doubt that

post of the night.

Filler Inc.

BigDes wrote:

Filler wrote:

Langly wrote:

Filler wrote:

My biggest fear is that someday, after talking a shit, I will pull up my pants, and my wallet will fall out of my back pocket into the bowl.

I have had this same fear. I thought about it yesterday, actually.

Is poo money still legal tender?

If male strippers can peel ones from there cracks and use it to tip the delivery boy, then money I dipped in the bowl sure as hell better be.

Sweaty ass crack money is worth twice as much.

If that were true I'd have 40 dollars on me instead of 20.

Silmaril

wallet chains are fucking retarded.

Filler Inc.

Silmaril wrote:

wallet chains are fucking retarded.

no way man, theyre the coolest thing since jnco pants.

Creative_Evil

The_Cheese wrote:

i got beat up by poser skinheads


wait is this about fights that you win

I demand a hilarious anecdote, this anecdote must contain three of the five following items; a thirty centimeter length of string, a half empty jar of peanut butter, a plastic spork, a gold ingot, and/or one of those silly Canadian coins thats one metal on the inside and another on the outside.

Captain Cthulhu

Silmaril wrote:

wallet chains are fucking retarded.

you can say that but I've never dropped my wallet in a toilet. Not only that but I started wearing one a long long time ago for looks, but when I tried to stop I lost my wallet 3 times in one week, so I just went back to it. So yeah, I'm a retard who can't keep track of shit unless its attached to my person somehow, what of it?

Faricazy

i just sent a bajillion job applications

i doubt ill get a reply from any

there are several that really interest me so I'll call them on monday and bother them

go me

The Cheese

i love the kids at my school who wear bondage pants and industrial strength wallet chains


those must weigh like ten pounds.

Faricazy

shit guys

how can you lose your wallet

its sitting there

in your back pocket

that has an opening on the top

it can't fall out

i also have a habit of touching my ass every now and then to make sure my wallet is there, but thats more because of pickpocketers i think

The Cheese

i also check for my wallet several times a day. i've never lost it though it has fallen out of my pocket when i was hanging upside down once. but i noticed it had fallen

Captain Cthulhu

I would take it out and leave it on counters at stores or at atms. Also, I will often take my wallet out of my pocket when driving any sort of distanceso I would just leave it in my car every time I drove anywhere, which just pissed me off more than anything.