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FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARDalong with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
edited September 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
jack daniels sucks

it's not bourbon, and it's way too corny and sweet

no discussion

discuss

See, this one is funny because the poster is notorious for demonstrating his superior taste in booze by putting down other people's. Demonstration of superiority through disparaging comments is a common nerd behavior.
jeff daniels rocks

it's not afraid of spiders any more, and it's way corny and sweet

no discussion

SPIDERS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmXqp-0p-48

This chat thread is funny because it was the second chat thread in a row with the same name but was about a different subject entirely. While this might have been obvious to neurotypical people, people with Asperger's such as the common D&D forumer expect consistency.

Will asked for a thread about politeness. Dear Abby is the name of a famous newspaper column on etiquette. Abby is also the name of a character on the TV show NCIS who is a hyperactive goth scientist, exactly the type of fantasy woman who is the subject of masturbatory fantasies by undersexed nerds like the one who started this thread.
Post in this thread
NO GRUMPIES
don't tell Will that there are animes
I might get in trouble

This one is funny because even though Will doesn't like anime, there's no reason to suspect that the poster would get in trouble for it, as the anime-lovers not only outnumber Will by several orders of magnitude, but are almost universally two weight classes heavier than him, meaning that in any substantive attempt to stop anime from getting into the chat thread, Will would undoubtedly be crushed to death by the immediate dogpile.

The woman is holding an obvious phallic symbol. In addition, "ancient Chinese secret" is a phrase that's commonly used to describe sexual techniques that Chinese women are rumored to use during intercourse to increase pleasure for their partners. This chat thread is demonstrating the sexual frustration of the poster as well as revealing his secret fetish for Asian women.

every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    this one is pretty great

    feral is feeling something deep inside his gut stir

    Irond Will on
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  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i should now do this to you http://xkcdexplainedexplained.tumblr.com/

    but i wont

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • BogartBogart I Will Cure You Registered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this one is pretty great

    feral is feeling something deep inside his gut stir

    It's a tapeworm.

    Bogart on
  • BobCescaBobCesca Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I shall also complain about the lack of haggis and breakfast packs in this [chat] thread.

    I really need to start remembering to ask people to bring stuff down for us.

    BobCesca on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i agree will. i only wish that feral had explained my chat thread in the OP.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Actually it's gas.

    Also [chat] noir is cool and all but we do that one like every 6 months.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Things I do not like about Civ V

    No religion
    No espionage
    No method of transporting troops across water other than embarkment

    these are all things i love about the new civ, at least so far

    i confess that i still haven't figured out the point at which it is possible for your mans to start embarking across ocean squares though.

    Irond Will on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Bogart wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    this one is pretty great

    feral is feeling something deep inside his gut stir

    It's a tapeworm.

    Its revulsion at the food Bob just mentioned.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Actually it's gas.

    Also [chat] noir is cool and all but we do that one like every 6 months.

    oh... i thought it was fresh and new.

    swat i get for not posting all day every day.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2010
    This is awesome

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    theres another concert i want to go to tonight but my friends who went with me yesterday are now tired or something

    Shazkar Shadowstorm on
    poo
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    Actually it's gas.

    Also [chat] noir is cool and all but we do that one like every 6 months.

    oh... i thought it was fresh and new.

    swat i get for not posting all day every day.

    Way to suck Wally, if only you didn't suck as much as others who suck, you might not be an outlier of suckitude.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    the joke here is that feral is deconstructing the humor in previous [chat] OPs, thereby illustrating the meta nature of humorous criticisms and gently poking fun at his own attempt

    Organichu on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    i would have gone with

    "Will would undoubtedly be crushed to death by the immediate reeking dogpile."

    it is a sin to forego an opportunity to take an oblique shot at nerd hygiene

    Irond Will on
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  • ResRes __BANNED USERS
    edited September 2010
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Things I do not like about Civ V

    No religion
    No espionage
    No method of transporting troops across water other than embarkment

    these are all things i love about the new civ, at least so far

    i confess that i still haven't figured out the point at which it is possible for your mans to start embarking across ocean squares though.

    It's one of the technologies. I think optics.

    But why would you like that? Once you've conquered the continent you start on it's all durrr what do I do now? And your only option is to launch an invasion of snails.

    Res on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    i agree will. i only wish that feral had explained my chat thread in the OP.

    Done.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ah well, go ahead and lock mine. Didn't expect Will to actually be on the ball this time.

    RiemannLives on
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Actually it's gas.

    Also [chat] noir is cool and all but we do that one like every 6 months.

    oh... i thought it was fresh and new.

    swat i get for not posting all day every day.

    Way to suck Wally, if only you didn't suck as much as others who suck, you might not be an outlier of suckitude.

    i'm no statistician, but i think you're a bit mixed up.

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    ah well, go ahead and lock mine. Didn't expect Will to actually be on the ball this time.

    Yeah expecting competence from Irond HUSSEIN will is a rarity I'll admit.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    Actually it's gas.

    Also [chat] noir is cool and all but we do that one like every 6 months.

    oh... i thought it was fresh and new.

    swat i get for not posting all day every day.

    Way to suck Wally, if only you didn't suck as much as others who suck, you might not be an outlier of suckitude.

    i'm no statistician, but i think you're a bit mixed up.

    I can't laugh if this joke is not told in a graph with a female dictating how dumb I am.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • thisisntwallythisisntwally Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    i agree will. i only wish that feral had explained my chat thread in the OP.

    Done.

    sexcellent

    thisisntwally on
    #someshit
  • japanjapan Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral wrote: »
    In addition, "ancient Chinese secret" is a phrase that's commonly used to describe sexual techniques that Chinese women are rumored to use during intercourse to increase pleasure for their partners.

    Well, I learned something today.

    The kind of thing that has you mentally reviewing past conversations.

    japan on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    noirond

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Irond Will wrote: »
    Res wrote: »
    Things I do not like about Civ V

    No religion
    No espionage
    No method of transporting troops across water other than embarkment

    these are all things i love about the new civ, at least so far

    i confess that i still haven't figured out the point at which it is possible for your mans to start embarking across ocean squares though.

    It's one of the technologies. I think optics.

    But why would you like that? Once you've conquered the continent you start on it's all durrr what do I do now? And your only option is to launch an invasion of snails.

    i found having to build and use transports incredibly tedious.

    Irond Will on
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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    my chats were the best

    dont mess with texas and one about chick-fil-a chicken biscuits

    Gooey on
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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Gooey wrote: »
    my chats were the best

    dont mess with texas and one about chick-fil-a chicken biscuits

    I'm sensing a pattern here.

    Preacher on
    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    Http:// pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Holy shit, Feral.

    Holy

    Shit

    Silas Brown on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    japan wrote: »
    Feral wrote: »
    In addition, "ancient Chinese secret" is a phrase that's commonly used to describe sexual techniques that Chinese women are rumored to use during intercourse to increase pleasure for their partners.

    Well, I learned something today.

    The kind of thing that has you mentally reviewing past conversations.

    they don't really need to learn any special secrets

    having sideways vaginas is all the advantage they need

    Irond Will on
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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fetish for Asian women? It's the LearnedHand signal!

    Captain Carrot on
  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    there is a new achewood
    autaux?b=M%5ea11f09b8576e606bcb5038dfdb92fb821&u=http%3A%2F%2Fachewood.com%2Fcomic.php%3Fdate%3D09232010

    Nerdgasmic on
    @nealcm @faynor
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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Ugh. Fuck people who use their Outlook name cache like an address book.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Preacher wrote: »
    Gooey wrote: »
    my chats were the best

    dont mess with texas and one about chick-fil-a chicken biscuits

    I'm sensing a pattern here.

    he's still working in secret on his magnum opus

    it will be a single OP about high school football and executing retards

    Irond Will on
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Having transports in Civ5 would break the stacking rules. Which are great and have been needed since CivFucking1. So good riddance.

    RiemannLives on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    feral has found his new calling i think

    Irond Will on
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  • PantsBPantsB Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Man.

    Dude at my work isn't doing his job. We're supposed to CC his super/manager when they are repeatedly sending stuff to programmers that are wrong, incomplete or their job. I do so when a guy who is completely incompetent doesn't do his job. He CC's me back "Please don't CC <super> and <manager> Thanks"

    I bet it would work with some of the more timid programmers too. With me it just pissed me off and now my manger has that email

    PantsB on
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  • RiemannLivesRiemannLives Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Also, while I'm fine with this chat winning as it took me a while to post, my OP was totally better than this one.

    RiemannLives on
  • OrganichuOrganichu jacobkosh Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    will

    i have conflicting news for you

    the bad thing is that i was rude and you'd be disappointed. i heard my sister was making dinner and i wasn't invited over so i called and pretty much invited myself, which is so unetiquette-y

    the good thing is the reason i did it is i heard she's making a whole chicken with stuffing, mashed potatoes, and asparagus- and i was craving meat, despite arch's best efforts

    so i was rude but for delicious, carnivorous purposes

    Organichu on
  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD along with you if I get drunk well I know I'm gonna be gonna be the man whoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Holy shit, Feral.

    Holy

    Shit

    :?:

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.
    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • GalahadGalahad Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Did...

    Did I just get diagnosed with aspergers?

    Galahad on
  • Irond WillIrond Will WARNING: NO HURTFUL COMMENTS, PLEASE!!!!! Cambridge. MAModerator mod
    edited September 2010
    Having transports in Civ5 would break the stacking rules. Which are great and have been needed since CivFucking1. So good riddance.

    well they could designate them something like noncombat units and make it work

    but they're just not necessary. the game is better without them

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