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it's not bourbon, and it's way too corny and sweet
See, this one is funny because the poster is notorious for demonstrating his superior taste in booze by putting down other people's. Demonstration of superiority through disparaging comments is a common nerd behavior.
This chat thread is funny because it was the second chat thread in a row with the same name but was about a different subject entirely. While this might have been obvious to neurotypical people, people with Asperger's such as the common D&D forumer expect consistency.
Will asked for a thread about politeness. Dear Abby is the name of a famous newspaper column on etiquette. Abby is also the name of a character on the TV show NCIS who is a hyperactive goth scientist, exactly the type of fantasy woman who is the subject of masturbatory fantasies by undersexed nerds like the one who started this thread.
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don't tell Will that there are animes
I might get in trouble
This one is funny because even though Will doesn't like anime, there's no reason to suspect that the poster would get in trouble for it, as the anime-lovers not only outnumber Will by several orders of magnitude, but are almost universally two weight classes heavier than him, meaning that in any substantive attempt to stop anime from getting into the chat thread, Will would undoubtedly be crushed to death by the immediate dogpile.
The woman is holding an obvious phallic symbol. In addition, "ancient Chinese secret" is a phrase that's commonly used to describe sexual techniques that Chinese women are rumored to use during intercourse to increase pleasure for their partners. This chat thread is demonstrating the sexual frustration of the poster as well as revealing his secret fetish for Asian women.