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  • ZombiemamboZombiemambo Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beyond Thunderdome...

    "It's ok, guys! This hulking man, who has killed countless people and knows how to fight has the mind of a child! He is absolved of anything he's done wrong!"

    Like, ok, I get that you don't want to kill him, but he's not an innocent little fairy.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    i can't decide which couple is hotter: dan savage and his dude, or anderson cooper and his dud

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Fuck. The world is going cyberpunk and I'm programming in .net!

    The issue with you going cyberpunk is that that makes me YT and you don't want that because then your dick gets shredded when you put it in me : (

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Res wrote: »
    Abd do you get a choice in what you do in your military

    Like can you get it guaranteed to you before you actually go in

    no, but I can like say where I want to go

    but they can really throw me wherever

    I'm not signing up, I'm just asking them if they would be so kind as to demand I go

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Why haven't I heard about this Stuxnet thing.

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  • GooeyGooey (\/)┌¶─¶┐(\/) pinch pinchRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Beyond Thunderdome...

    "It's ok, guys! This hulking man, who has killed countless people and knows how to fight has the mind of a child! He is absolved of anything he's done wrong!"

    Like, ok, I get that you don't want to kill him, but he's not an innocent little fairy.

    he had serious retard strength

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    James wrote: »
    Preacher wrote: »
    James wrote: »
    So, I guess I'll just leech my fiancee's wifi as I wait outside because I beat her home.

    Now I get this image of james being a stalker all waiting for her to show up "I made this for you, its all my toenail clipping melted into a heart shape."

    You disgust me.

    I made a heart out of her toenail clippings.

    I always flush mine down the toilet, well when I'm not leaving them in peoples luggage at pax.

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    I think I'm becoming a... What's the German equivalent of Anglophile?

    i thought you were the resident sinophile

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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Fuck. The world is going cyberpunk and I'm programming in .net!

    The issue with you going cyberpunk is that that makes me YT and you don't want that because then your dick gets shredded when you put it in me : (

    YT's dentata didn't shred penises. It injected penises with drugs and the sting is meant to be painless so as to not arouse suspicion before the drugs take effect.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Germans make the best music

    this is a fact

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Germans make the best music

    this is a fact

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQWvnvAv5aY

    Arivia on
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  • SarksusSarksus ATTACK AND DETHRONE GODRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Pizza's here! That was fast and the tracker appeared accurate.

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  • Regina FongRegina Fong Allons-y, Alonso Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    So the brownish trinagle things on the bottom of the heatsink is pre-installed thermal paste/tape right?

    I've not seen it be brown, usually it's grey, but yeah probably. For normal purposes the stuff already there should be fine but you could do a better job yourself.

    Probably not, I'm sure I already botched the heatsink/fan installation and probably ruined the motherboard when I put it into the case but I'm just praying that it's the dunning-kruger effect at work and I'm doing a better job than I think.

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  • Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    man I could so go for a pizza but I don't want to drive and delivery is expensive

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  • PreacherPreacher Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Pizza's here! That was fast and the tracker appeared accurate.

    What did you get?

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    I would like some money because these are artisanal nuggets of wisdom philistine.

    pleasepaypreacher.net
  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Sarksus wrote: »
    Arivia wrote: »
    Fuck. The world is going cyberpunk and I'm programming in .net!

    The issue with you going cyberpunk is that that makes me YT and you don't want that because then your dick gets shredded when you put it in me : (

    YT's dentata didn't shred penises. It injected penises with drugs and the sting is meant to be painless so as to not arouse suspicion before the drugs take effect.

    Generally I only feel sleepy afterwards.

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    aahahahahahahahahahaha

    unlimited ammo fuel rod gun is the. best. thing.

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I think I'm becoming a... What's the German equivalent of Anglophile?

    i thought you were the resident sinophile

    Well it's like... Look, I know a lot of people died under Mao's rule, even more than under Hitler, but that was mostly a matter of him being a colossal fuckup. Hitler had a goddamn plan, and he took over Europe before flipping out completely.

    So the Germans have that going for them.

    They also came the closest to making communism actually work, which just blows my fucking mind. The Chinese, uh, mostly just starved to death.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Germans make the best music

    this is a fact

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvgUdrzGNys

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • evilbobevilbob RADELAIDERegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Germans make the best music

    this is a fact

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGKhV6WsNrA&feature=fvst

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am so godamn horny and it's all because of a dream

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    What time is it? If you guessed International Black Film Festival time then you get a cookie! All my cookies! So.. you'll have to wait until I bake some.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    Germans make the best music

    this is a fact
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x76CeJBbJs8

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  • ElkiElki get busy Moderator, ClubPA Mod Emeritus
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I am so godamn horny and it's all because of a dream

    I'm horny because I don't know any other way to be.

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  • ElldrenElldren Is a woman dammit ceterum censeoRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elki wrote: »
    What time is it? If you guessed International Black Film Festival time then you get a cookie! All my cookies! So.. you'll have to wait until I bake some.

    You're never baking cookies, are you?

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    fuck gendered marketing
  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I am horny because I am a goat

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  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Neal Stephenson writes a pretty good sex scene.

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Organichu wrote: »
    I think I'm becoming a... What's the German equivalent of Anglophile?

    i thought you were the resident sinophile

    Well it's like... Look, I know a lot of people died under Mao's rule, even more than under Hitler, but that was mostly a matter of him being a colossal fuckup. Hitler had a goddamn plan, and he took over Europe before flipping out completely.

    So the Germans have that going for them.

    They also came the closest to making communism actually work, which just blows my fucking mind. The Chinese, uh, mostly just starved to death.

    next are you gonna be obsessed with the north koreans and the congolese?

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elldren wrote: »
    Elki wrote: »
    What time is it? If you guessed International Black Film Festival time then you get a cookie! All my cookies! So.. you'll have to wait until I bake some.

    You're never baking cookies, are you?

    In a way, we're all baking cookies.

    All of us. All the time. Everywhere.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • Silas BrownSilas Brown That's hobo style. Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am horny because I am a goat

    I am horny because you are a goat.

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  • ElendilElendil Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Neal Stephenson writes a pretty good sex scene.
    isn't he a sci-fi writer

    I bet it's all

    and then he put his donger in her butt

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  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I am so godamn horny and it's all because of a dream

    You have no idea. On the scale of horniness, you're probably like a tenth of where I am right now.

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  • FeralFeral MEMETICHARIZARD interior crocodile alligator ⇔ ǝɹʇɐǝɥʇ ǝᴉʌoɯ ʇǝloɹʌǝɥɔ ɐ ǝʌᴉɹp ᴉRegistered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Elendil wrote: »
    I am horny because I am a goat

    I am horny because you are a goat.

    This quote tree really gets my goat.

    Feral on
    every person who doesn't like an acquired taste always seems to think everyone who likes it is faking it. it should be an official fallacy.

    the "no true scotch man" fallacy.
  • AriviaArivia I Like A Challenge Earth-1Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Neal Stephenson writes a pretty good sex scene.

    Have you read Neal Stephenson?

    omg omg omg ilu <3<3<3

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  • AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    I'm not usually "so godamn" horny

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  • OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    I am so godamn horny and it's all because of a dream

    You have no idea. On the scale of horniness, you're probably like a tenth of where I am right now.

    uh excuse me women only use sex as a commodity to skew the power dynamic in a relationship, or to barter for material goods

    they have no libido and i don't understand this charade you're orchestrating

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  • Loren MichaelLoren Michael Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    You guys are like school on Saturday.
    NO CLASS.

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  • NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited September 2010
    Abhydius "So Goddamn" Horny vs. the Reigning Champ

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  • Unearthly StewUnearthly Stew Registered User regular
    edited September 2010
    Arivia wrote: »
    Neal Stephenson writes a pretty good sex scene.

    Have you read Neal Stephenson?

    omg omg omg ilu <3<3<3

    Is there anyone in D&D who hasn't read snow crash?

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