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misby's Trust Fund and Poor Sexual Decisions [TEXT ADVENTURE] (now with STD timer!)

joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class TraitorSmoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
edited November 2010 in Social Entropy++
You are misbehavin. You are wealthy beyond most people's wildest dreams. You are in the car on your way to meet your friend with benefits, who lives to the north. Your bank is to the west. You rubbed out your easy one earlier in the evening.

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Broventory

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  • CampionCampion Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    INVENTORY

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You have:

    0 condoms
    5 no-limit platinum credit cards
    1 trust fund
    1 pocket lint
    1 erection
    2 giant bags of money labeled with a $
    1 monocle

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  • BugBoyBugBoy boy.EXE has stopped functioning. only bugs remainRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    put erection into a bag of money while wearing the monocle

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    PUT ON MONOCLE

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Equip monocle.

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    NO WAIT

    PUT MONOCLE ON ERECTION

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    BugBoy wrote: »
    put erection into a bag of money while wearing the monocle

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Pop the glass out of the monocle and use the monocle frame with the erection

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    okay nobody throw away the pocket lint, this is totally going to be "one of those" games

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Snowbeat wrote: »
    throw away the pocket lint

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You don your monocle and proceed to thrust your relatively small erection into your giant bag of money labeled with a $. It hurts a little but knowing that you have enough cash to fuck helps. You save the rest for your friend with benefits.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    deadlyrhetoric!!!

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Put pocket lint in erection for safe keeping.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You throw your pocket lint out the window. Surely there was no obscure future use for this item.

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  • SnowbeatSnowbeat i need something to kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    we are FUCKED now, friends

    everyone say thank you to rhetoric

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Fold some money into a hat to look classy.

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  • deadlyrhetoricdeadlyrhetoric "We could be two straight lines in a crooked world."__BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    Can't we blame that troll guy? TwZtDSistr? What's his name?

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Liiya wrote: »
    Fold some money into a hat to look classy.

    Yes, this!

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You try to stuff one of the gold coins from a giant bag of money labeled with a $ into the brim of your hat, but it does not work. You stick one of your no-limit platinum credit cards in there instead. Now your friend with benefits is definitely going to want you to give her a (very) little taste of heaven!

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh, I thought it was paper money. Darn it.

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  • SeriouslySeriously Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Déjà vu

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Paper money is so passé

    Misbehavin wipes his ass with paper money

    Gold coins and credit cards is where it's at

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    We don't have a cane?

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  • IsoldaeIsoldae Hats Off To JigglypuffRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Do strippers accept gold coins and credit cards as currency?

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    That's just what he's got in his pockets and in his hands!

    You have to look for things to add to his inventory

    He doesn't have deep pockets for nothing

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  • TossrockTossrock too weird to live too rare to dieRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    it's no Teth's magical pussy adventure, I tell you what

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Make a wise investment in some golden pirate doubloons.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • NeoTomaNeoToma Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Find some proles and beat them to death with your sack of gold coins.

    Capitalism

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You don't see any proles here. You see a trunk.

    Exits are north and west.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Buy a cane!

    We need to look classy when we strut.

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  • MaceraMacera UGH GODDAMMIT STOP ENJOYING THINGSRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Investigate West

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Go worth by worst-nest

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    talk about how much money you make on the internet

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  • Caveman PawsCaveman Paws Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I look to the NW what do I see?

    Also: Lets pay someone to piggy-back us around town instead of walking using our own legs like jerks.

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  • joshofalltradesjoshofalltrades Class Traitor Smoke-filled roomRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    You go West.

    You arrive at your local bank. You practically own the place. Out front there are various plebs, serfs and peasants waiting in line to use the ATM. There is a crazy dirty beggar on the street corner sitting in a puddle of mud.

    Exits are West and East.

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  • LiiyaLiiya Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    VisionOfClarity wrote: »
    Buy a cane!

    We need to look classy when we strut.

    Search West for a cane shop. Search for a cane with a diamond on top of it.

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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kick the beggar

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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Use erection on beggar

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  • SLyMSLyM Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Spit on the beggar, then give him one of your credit cards. Once you're out of sight, call the company and report it as stolen.

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    My friend is working on a roguelike game you can play if you want to. (It has free demo)
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