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fun with bibliomancy

real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
I have the complete works of emily dickinson right here, and I want to do some bibliomancy. Ask a question, any question, and I'll respond with a line, a stanza, or a complete poem, as you wish.

I'll start:

When will I get laid?

Best Grief is Tongueless — before He'll tell —
Burn Him in the Public Square —
His Ashes — will
Possibly — if they refuse — How then know —
Since a Rack couldn't coax a syllable — now.

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  • [Deleted User][Deleted User] new member
    edited January 2007
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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You...you put a lot of thought into this.

    (Quick, someone post Keith's Wicker Man image!)

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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    [SIGPIC]GIANT ENEMY BEAR[/SIGPIC]
  • FierceDeity666FierceDeity666 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
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    BRIGADOON DOON BRIGADOON DOON DOON

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Will this thread get locked?

    There’s triumph of the finer mind
    When truth, affronted long,
    Advances calm to her supreme,
    Her God her only throng.

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  • MeissnerdMeissnerd Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
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    BRIGADOON DOON BRIGADOON DOON DOON

    Someone should make an epic Wickerman maneuver.

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  • OboroOboro __BANNED USERS regular
    edited January 2007
    whuddamai gonna eat tomarrow

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    words
  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Oboro wrote:
    whuddamai gonna eat tomarrow

    Let my first Knowing be of thee
    With morning's warming Light --
    And my first Fearing, lest Unknowns
    Engulf thee in the night --



    Knowledge and/or fear makes a good breakfast

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Emily Dickinson is like my least favorite poet so far. We are studying her right now and it's just like D:D:D:D:D:

    D:

    here's something that resembles her poems

    hey why do you -- hi
    man my -- dog is dead --
    but it is not really why --
    xylophone

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Yup she is pretty dense and cryptic. Perfect for bibliomancy.

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Actually the poem I just wrote is probably better than half the crap she did. No wonder she only was able to publish 6 of the 1000+ she made.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    matthias00 wrote:
    Actually the poem I just wrote is probably better than half the crap she did. No wonder she only was able to publish 6 of the 1000+ she made.

    Well it turns out she published them all because I have them all in this fucking book right heaaa.

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  • B.C.B.C. is a bee! remember me?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Question:
    When will the zombies come for your body?

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    matthias00 wrote:
    Emily Dickinson is like my least favorite poet so far. We are studying her right now and it's just like D:D:D:D:D:

    D:

    here's something that resembles her poems

    hey why do you -- hi
    man my -- dog is dead --
    but it is not really why --
    xylophone
    Her poems generally have a subject.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    B.C. wrote:
    Question:
    When will the zombies come for your body?

    Love is done when Love's begun,
    Sages say,
    But have Sages known?
    Truth adjourn your Boon
    Without Day.

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  • SheriSheri Resident Fluffer My Living RoomRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys

    What's bibliomancy?

    I'm too lazy to Wiki it, even though I have this little Wiki toolbar right here.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Sheri wrote:
    Guys

    What's bibliomancy?

    I'm too lazy to Wiki it, even though I have this little Wiki toolbar right here.

    predicting the future by picking a random passage from a book

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ok, real_pochacco, I got one...but this one is a stumper. It's a philosophical question:

    What is the thing with feathers?

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I have a question

    how do I feel about Blade Runner?

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    redhead wrote:
    matthias00 wrote:
    Emily Dickinson is like my least favorite poet so far. We are studying her right now and it's just like D:D:D:D:D:

    D:

    here's something that resembles her poems

    hey why do you -- hi
    man my -- dog is dead --
    but it is not really why --
    xylophone
    Her poems generally have a subject.

    Yeah.

    In there, mine is the death of my dog.
    The question at the beginning sets an inquisitive tone, implying that I have been questioning the subject of the death of my dog. The greeting is a play on the false formalities associated with the death of a loved one, such as family pet, and its similarities to the fake way in which we greet everyone we come into contact with cheerfully.
    Line 3 demonstrates the uncertainty prevalent throughout not only the world and its meanings, but also the afterlife.
    Xylophone was just to make it have a word that started with "X" in it.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Ok, real_pochacco, I got one...but this one is a stumper. It's a philosophical question:

    What is the thing with feathers?

    We see -- Comparatively --
    The Thing so towering high
    We could not grasp its segment
    Unaided -- Yesterday --

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    I have a question

    how do I feel about Blade Runner?

    Air has no Residence, no Neighbor,
    No Ear, no Door,
    No Apprehension of Another
    Oh, Happy Air!

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    I have a question

    how do I feel about Blade Runner?

    Air has no Residence, no Neighbor,
    No Ear, no Door,
    No Apprehension of Another
    Oh, Happy Air!

    Indeed.

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Ok, real_pochacco, I got one...but this one is a stumper. It's a philosophical question:

    What is the thing with feathers?

    We see -- Comparatively --
    The Thing so towering high
    We could not grasp its segment
    Unaided -- Yesterday --

    :v: Fail.

    Hope. Hope is the thing with feathers.

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    matthias00 wrote:
    hey why do you -- hi
    man my -- dog is dead --
    but it is not really why --
    xylophone
    This is fucking hilarious. Mainly because it is so true.

    Also, Dorothy Parker's short verse is pretty much the best. Dickinson can suck it.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop?

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie-pop?

    That I did always love
    I bring thee Proof
    That till I loved
    I never lived -- Enough --

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  • AirAir Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    she sounds like a fucking annoying person to be around

    youd be at a bar about to pay saying

    'hey quick do you want another drink theyre about to close'

    and shed be all
    There’s triumph of the finer mind
    When truth, affronted long,
    Advances calm to her supreme,
    Her God her only throng.


    because she probably only speaks in riddles
    and you will be angry and saying 'its a bloody yes or no question you cryptic fucking bitch. how did i not shoot myself in the time i have spent with you here already. and look now they are closed so im getting the fuck out of here before i sober up in your company'

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Air wrote:
    she sounds like a fucking annoying person to be around

    youd be at a bar about to pay saying

    'hey quick do you want another drink theyre about to close'

    and shed be all
    There’s triumph of the finer mind
    When truth, affronted long,
    Advances calm to her supreme,
    Her God her only throng.


    because she probably only speaks in riddles
    and you will be angry and saying 'its a bloody yes or no question you cryptic fucking bitch. how did i not shoot myself in the time i have spent with you here already. and look now they are closed so im getting the fuck out of here before i sober up in your company'

    yeah well she wasn't really arounddd people much, because she was a recluse and spent almost all her time locked in her room

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I guess she was super intense in person

    HEY MAYBE THAT'S WHY SHE NEVER WENT OUTSIDE AND HAD NO FRIENDS

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    matthias00 wrote:
    redhead wrote:
    matthias00 wrote:
    Emily Dickinson is like my least favorite poet so far. We are studying her right now and it's just like D:D:D:D:D:

    D:

    here's something that resembles her poems

    hey why do you -- hi
    man my -- dog is dead --
    but it is not really why --
    xylophone
    Her poems generally have a subject.

    Yeah.

    In there, mine is the death of my dog.
    The question at the beginning sets an inquisitive tone, implying that I have been questioning the subject of the death of my dog. The greeting is a play on the false formalities associated with the death of a loved one, such as family pet, and its similarities to the fake way in which we greet everyone we come into contact with cheerfully.
    Line 3 demonstrates the uncertainty prevalent throughout not only the world and its meanings, but also the afterlife.
    Xylophone was just to make it have a word that started with "X" in it.
    there are enough syllables in this that I will award you an A-

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Air wrote:
    because she probably only speaks in riddles
    and you will be angry and saying 'its a bloody yes or no question you cryptic fucking bitch. how did i not shoot myself in the time i have spent with you here already. and look now they are closed so im getting the fuck out of here before i sober up in your company'

    She only speaks in riddles
    Leave reason at the door
    All her rhymes and silliness
    Will really start to bore,
    Because they have no punchline
    Indeed, they have no core
    And so one could call Dickinson
    A no-good ninny wh-
    xylophone

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  • naporeonnaporeon Seattle, WARegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Drez wrote:
    Air wrote:
    because she probably only speaks in riddles
    and you will be angry and saying 'its a bloody yes or no question you cryptic fucking bitch. how did i not shoot myself in the time i have spent with you here already. and look now they are closed so im getting the fuck out of here before i sober up in your company'

    She only speaks in riddles
    Leave reason at the door
    All her rhymes and silliness
    Will really start to bore,
    Because they have no punchline
    Indeed, they have no core
    And so one could call Dickinson
    A no-good ninny wh-
    xylophone
    Oh ho ho.

    This made me chortle.

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  • matthias00matthias00 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    wait, she was just before her time in terms of personality.

    She should have waited to be born until WoW came out.

    Of course then we would have to deal with crap like:

    my undead rogue is never seen,
    silent -- ganks with blade unlclean
    i need more loot -- my pockets toot --
    raids make no bathroom stops

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  • DrezDrez Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    naporeon wrote:
    Drez wrote:
    Air wrote:
    because she probably only speaks in riddles
    and you will be angry and saying 'its a bloody yes or no question you cryptic fucking bitch. how did i not shoot myself in the time i have spent with you here already. and look now they are closed so im getting the fuck out of here before i sober up in your company'

    She only speaks in riddles
    Leave reason at the door
    All her rhymes and silliness
    Will really start to bore,
    Because they have no punchline
    Indeed, they have no core
    And so one could call Dickinson
    A no-good ninny wh-
    xylophone
    Oh ho ho.

    This made me chortle.
    Best I could do in 10 seconds. And I think it's bed time now.

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    matthias00 wrote:
    wait, she was just before her time in terms of personality.

    She should have waited to be born until WoW came out.

    Of course then we would have to deal with crap like:

    my undead rogue is never seen,
    silent -- ganks with blade unlclean
    i need more loot -- my pockets toot --
    raids make no bathroom stops

    I lol'd.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what killed the dinosaurs?

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    what killed the dinosaurs?

    Than Heaven more remote,
    For Heaven is the root,
    But these the flitted seed,
    More flown indeed
    Than ones that never were,
    Or those that hide, and are.

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  • MAINER 3.0MAINER 3.0 Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    MAINER 3.0 wrote:
    what killed the dinosaurs?

    Than Heaven more remote,
    For Heaven is the root,
    But these the flitted seed,
    More flown indeed
    Than ones that never were,
    Or those that hide, and are.
    :^:

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  • real_pochaccoreal_pochacco Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    yeah, wow, that actually kind of worked

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