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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Oh, apparently the yellow tube line goes through Euston square in one direction and Tower and Westminster in the other direction. This simplifies things significantly. :lol:

    t: Abd, scum or is your company going under?

    Scum. Not one of those were redundancies.

    And that isn't the company total (the company owns thirteen gas stations), that's just from my station

    fifteen people

    out of a place that is staffed by six

    Sounds like you have up to fifteen amusing stories of co-workers doing dismissable stuff.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Oh, apparently the yellow tube line goes through Euston square in one direction and Tower and Westminster in the other direction. This simplifies things significantly. :lol:

    t: Abd, scum or is your company going under?

    Scum. Not one of those were redundancies.

    And that isn't the company total (the company owns thirteen gas stations), that's just from my station

    fifteen people

    out of a place that is staffed by six

    Sounds like you have up to fifteen amusing stories of co-workers doing dismissable stuff.

    well I've only worked there for ~three months

    so only five people have gotten fired

    one of them was the boss who hired me

    funny story: A somalian got fired because they thought he stole money. Turns out it was the boss, who then got fired. The somalian doesn't know he can fuck them over with the legal system if they don't offer him his job back and reparations, so they don't give a shit

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    This job has taught me something wonderful.

    nearly everyone is an asshole.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I booked car for 545 but it was at me by 525 so I went then just cuz

    Had no idea how long it'd take to get to the airport cuz google maps said 15 but 55 in traffic

    So I got here and through security by 600

    I mean better early than late and now I know how easy it is to get here in the morning, but fuck... Now I have till 730 till boarding

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    BobCescaBobCesca Is a girl Birmingham, UKRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I booked car for 545 but it was at me by 525 so I went then just cuz

    Had no idea how long it'd take to get to the airport cuz google maps said 15 but 55 in traffic

    So I got here and through security by 600

    I mean better early than late and now I know how easy it is to get here in the morning, but fuck... Now I have till 730 till boarding

    Lots and lots of coffee. And a paper.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    google maps is really bad at travel time

    or travel route, really

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I booked car for 545 but it was at me by 525 so I went then just cuz

    Had no idea how long it'd take to get to the airport cuz google maps said 15 but 55 in traffic

    So I got here and through security by 600

    I mean better early than late and now I know how easy it is to get here in the morning, but fuck... Now I have till 730 till boarding

    You are in an airport without a book? Go and buy a book.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Naw I got a novella my friend gave me. I'll read that.
    I was telling him how lately I haven't read lots like I used to, too many distractions in life for me to finish big books, so he gave me a novella.

    I'd rather be asleep though. And there's a noisy tv near me. Imma go find a more quiet spot.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I booked car for 545 but it was at me by 525 so I went then just cuz

    Had no idea how long it'd take to get to the airport cuz google maps said 15 but 55 in traffic

    So I got here and through security by 600

    I mean better early than late and now I know how easy it is to get here in the morning, but fuck... Now I have till 730 till boarding

    You are in an airport without a book? Go and get sloshed.

    FTFY

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I booked car for 545 but it was at me by 525 so I went then just cuz

    Had no idea how long it'd take to get to the airport cuz google maps said 15 but 55 in traffic

    So I got here and through security by 600

    I mean better early than late and now I know how easy it is to get here in the morning, but fuck... Now I have till 730 till boarding

    You are in an airport without a book? Go and get sloshed.

    FTFY

    When I was waiting in an airport recently there was a flight to somewhere I'd never heard of run by an airline I'm reasonably confident doesn't exist. Regardless, it had been delayed for something like twenty-four hours, in a piecemeal way. So they were constantly getting messages like "next update in one hour!". So, a group of loud Americans were racing back and forth through the airport, drinking as much as they could (the bar was outside security) and then racing back in to hear about another delay.

    Complicated airport problems are best handled sober rather than being made into a drinking game. I would be amazed if any of those guys made that flight.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I hate it when they write "do not lend" on games

    "don't make illegal copies" is ok but "do not lend" is annoying

    hey buster

    lending is legal

    making a copy for a friend is legal

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It's 630 am!!!
    Ugh I'm too tired to read even.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Mojo_Jojo wrote: »
    I booked car for 545 but it was at me by 525 so I went then just cuz

    Had no idea how long it'd take to get to the airport cuz google maps said 15 but 55 in traffic

    So I got here and through security by 600

    I mean better early than late and now I know how easy it is to get here in the morning, but fuck... Now I have till 730 till boarding

    You are in an airport without a book? Go and get sloshed.

    FTFY

    When I was waiting in an airport recently there was a flight to somewhere I'd never heard of run by an airline I'm reasonably confident doesn't exist. Regardless, it had been delayed for something like twenty-four hours, in a piecemeal way. So they were constantly getting messages like "next update in one hour!". So, a group of loud Americans were racing back and forth through the airport, drinking as much as they could (the bar was outside security) and then racing back in to hear about another delay.

    Complicated airport problems are best handled sober rather than being made into a drinking game. I would be amazed if any of those guys made that flight.

    Who cares! They sure didn't!

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Oh, apparently the yellow tube line goes through Euston square in one direction and Tower and Westminster in the other direction. This simplifies things significantly. :lol:

    t: Abd, scum or is your company going under?

    Scum. Not one of those were redundancies.

    And that isn't the company total (the company owns thirteen gas stations), that's just from my station

    fifteen people

    out of a place that is staffed by six

    Sounds like you have up to fifteen amusing stories of co-workers doing dismissable stuff.

    well I've only worked there for ~three months

    so only five people have gotten fired

    one of them was the boss who hired me

    funny story: A somalian got fired because they thought he stole money. Turns out it was the boss, who then got fired. The somalian doesn't know he can fuck them over with the legal system if they don't offer him his job back and reparations, so they don't give a shit

    Because of 'cism, yeah?

    I'd be tempted to tell him if they screwed you over.

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hmm. One of my friends just "liked" Greenpeace on facebook. That seems like just cause for removal from the list.

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Aldo wrote: »
    Oh, apparently the yellow tube line goes through Euston square in one direction and Tower and Westminster in the other direction. This simplifies things significantly. :lol:

    t: Abd, scum or is your company going under?

    Scum. Not one of those were redundancies.

    And that isn't the company total (the company owns thirteen gas stations), that's just from my station

    fifteen people

    out of a place that is staffed by six

    Sounds like you have up to fifteen amusing stories of co-workers doing dismissable stuff.

    well I've only worked there for ~three months

    so only five people have gotten fired

    one of them was the boss who hired me

    funny story: A somalian got fired because they thought he stole money. Turns out it was the boss, who then got fired. The somalian doesn't know he can fuck them over with the legal system if they don't offer him his job back and reparations, so they don't give a shit

    Because of 'cism, yeah?

    I'd be tempted to tell him if they screwed you over.

    because fuck paying someone who doesn't know he should be getting money, that's why

    they'd do exactly the same to me if they thought I wouldn't know what to do either

    they're equal opportunities assholes

    also, yeah, I'm going to give my union a call, maybe find that guy, sometime after or before I quit

    regardless of whether or not they screw me

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    EchoEcho ski-bap ba-dapModerator mod
    edited October 2010
    The best part of this image is the native American guy.
    WASHINGTON_FINAL.jpg

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Ooo sunrise

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    The best part of this image is the native American guy.
    WASHINGTON_FINAL.jpg

    also washington as moses

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    i had two martinis and two manhattans

    so i have like two and a half ounces of vermouth

    and seven ounces of liquor

    i'm kind of a lightweight

    i feel nice about now

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    Mojo_JojoMojo_Jojo We are only now beginning to understand the full power and ramifications of sexual intercourse Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    The best part of this image is the native American guy.
    WASHINGTON_FINAL.jpg

    That is brilliant

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Echo wrote: »
    The best part of this image is the native American guy.
    WASHINGTON_FINAL.jpg

    Also, where are the black people?

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Chu it's almost 7am

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Chu it's almost 7am

    yeah i know but i was watching baseball

    i started drinking p late

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    NerdgasmicNerdgasmic __BANNED USERS regular
    edited October 2010
    how's the pokemon coming, chu

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    RMS OceanicRMS Oceanic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010

    The red sludge is about to invade the blue danube and leave a purple bruise on the landscape...

    or something.

    NO WAIT, and it'll cause PURPLE RAIN!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rGA_rZxIV0

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    It may almost be 7am after an all-nighter but when I crack a smile after realizing the asshole trick in a math problem, I know I still got it.

    I still got it. I'm awesome.

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    Shazkar ShadowstormShazkar Shadowstorm Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I miss school!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Do I want to quit in december or earlier?

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    DaxonDaxon Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Aldo wrote: »
    Oh, apparently the yellow tube line goes through Euston square in one direction and Tower and Westminster in the other direction. This simplifies things significantly. :lol:

    The Circle (yellow) Line, is a circle.

    Also Euston Square is like right next to my uni. Just sayin'

    Also it's miles away from the Thames.

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    Nerdgasmic wrote: »
    how's the pokemon coming, chu

    squirtle, pidgey, nidoran, pikachu is my team right now

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    Donkey KongDonkey Kong Putting Nintendo out of business with AI nips Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    The trick is always, oh, you could solve it directly... if you were some kind of motherfucking calculus wizard. Or you could just realize that the answer is starting you in the damn face. Just move a couple variables around, note it takes a standard form and read that shit right out of the problem. Done. A million points.

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Do I want to quit in december or earlier?

    Do you have any other prospects lined up that would make quitting sooner okay?

    Will you lose your sanity if you do not quit sooner?

    Can you passively fuck the company over in ways that will help you make it til December?

    Are there at least hot women customers coming around all the time who would like to have sex with you?

    These are all important questions you should ask before taking the plunge.

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    MikeManMikeMan Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
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    Organichu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    not mad

    your complete irrational disdain for them doesn't make me mad... just confused

    haha what

    me not liking some games is irrational?

    they are a group of games that share traits that i do not like
    there are many games i don't like either

    but there are none that would cause me to say something like "chu, just... do me a favor and let's pretend you never talked about this game in chat. ever. that way i can retain my respect for you" like you did with me and starcraft :P

    that's not just disliking a game

    that's... that's something else

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Abdhyius wrote: »
    Do I want to quit in december or earlier?

    Do you have any other prospects lined up that would make quitting sooner okay?

    Will you lose your sanity if you do not quit sooner?

    Can you passively fuck the company over in ways that will help you make it til December?

    Are there at least hot women customers coming around all the time who would like to have sex with you?

    These are all important questions you should ask before taking the plunge.

    1. Drinkin'

    2. Probably

    3. Not really

    4. No but there's a hot woman coworker

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    OrganichuOrganichu poops peesRegistered User, Moderator mod
    edited October 2010
    MikeMan wrote: »
    late post
    Organichu wrote: »
    MikeMan wrote: »
    not mad

    your complete irrational disdain for them doesn't make me mad... just confused

    haha what

    me not liking some games is irrational?

    they are a group of games that share traits that i do not like
    there are many games i don't like either

    but there are none that would cause me to say something like "chu, just... do me a favor and let's pretend you never talked about this game in chat. ever. that way i can retain my respect for you" like you did with me and starcraft :P

    that's not just disliking a game

    that's... that's something else

    well

    the explanation i thought you'd take away from it is 'organichu doesn't feel that strongly about a game he doesn't even play, he's probably kidding'

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    KageraKagera Imitating the worst people. Since 2004Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    chu are you saying you sometimes post in jest and not serious?

    FUCK man and here I thought you really WERE a creeper this whole time!

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    AbdhyiusAbdhyius Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    FUCKING STEAM

    WHO DECIDED THAT THIS GAME SHOULD BE INSTALLED THROUGH STEAM

    I WANT TO SURGICALLY ATTACH YOU TO THE GUY RESPONSIBLE FOR STEAM BEING A BITCH

    THEN SEND DOBERMANS AFTER YOU

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    RyadicRyadic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Kagera wrote: »
    Elldren wrote: »
    Kagera wrote: »
    Ryadic wrote: »
    Chris Armstrong is on AC 360 talking about being attacked by that idiot assistant AG.

    TV is on the other side of the room and muted. I can't read the closed captioning. :(

    Perhaps the interview is online for you to watch?

    Is it online for me to watch?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczh_RMh4Mw&feature=player_embedded

    Apparently!

    Thank you.

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