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Throw a Party, Get a fine the size of tuition (and other hilarious news stories)
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Wisconsin kids throw a party costing $86,000
Pretty ridiculous, but kind of funny.
Any other hilarious lawsuits in the news lately? We haven't had a humorous news thread in awhile so I thought i'd start it off.
The city of Madison is fining three University of Wisconsin-Madison students for more than $86,000 for a house party.
Travis Ludy, 21, Mitchell Klatt, 20, and Kevin Tracy, 20 face 130 citations for things like dispensing alcohol without a permit, procuring alcohol for an underage person and adult encouraging underage alcohol consumption.
The students also could face university discipline.
Madison police say the men could have faced a smaller fine if they hadn't locked doors and turned off the music and lights when officers arrived Sept. 11.
Ludy says they hope to get the fines reduced, because none of them can afford it.
Tracy, from St. Paul, Minn., had been on MTV's "College Life," in which eight UW-Madison students were given cameras to document their lives.
Pretty ridiculous, but kind of funny.
Any other hilarious lawsuits in the news lately? We haven't had a humorous news thread in awhile so I thought i'd start it off.
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Also that reminds me of a joke:
Me: Knock knock
You: Who is there?
Me: 9/11
You: 9/11 who?
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The guy who defended a break in with a sword was pretty cool
I was living with a couple guys from work a few years back when we heard a commotion outside of our neighbor's house around midnight. We were pretty drunk seeing as how that is all we did back then. Anyway, he goes into his room and comes out with a crossbow and a katana. He hands me the katana and we creep outside to see what the hell is going on. There had been a break-in nearby recently so we weren't completely crazy thinking it could have been another one. So, we slowly cross the lawn, me with katana and him with crossbow.
Turns out it was a big ass stray dog tearing up their trash.
I don't play DnD that much
This was long after my D&D days. I have no idea why he owned the weapons. I wouldn't have pegged him as "that guy".
it is adventure
reminds me of that nurse who ended up killing the hitman hired to killed her
How ironic.
Whatever Bro
Lance and Chet aren't living with them anymore.
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She was 51!!!
No wonder her estranged husband hired a hitman. She is a dangerous broad!
She's an ER nurse; they're a tough bunch!
You should find god, its a sign.
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Hamlet will be Hamlet
An ineffable tragedy of the human spirit that still resonates, even today.
As someone with a pair of nurses in my family, this does not surprise me at all. Don't tick off nurses, people.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/10/07/karen-owen-duke-sex-rati_n_754186.html
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Cop 2: "What about the red cups, the noise complaints from earlier, and the keg in the yard"
Cop 1: "What?"
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I wonder what went through that little hammer-wielding shitsack's head when his "client" turned out to be a large woman who spends her days lifting limp human bodies around.
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"Seriously, I can see the kids peeking through the curtains and there's like three people passed out on the lawn"
"I have no clue what you're talking about. There's no lights or music, therefor no party rookie"
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I've had friends cry and kick and scream to get out of an alcohol ticket when they were 17. One (rich) kid used his family's lawyer to get him out of a drinking ticket. Now that kid is in lawschool
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They basically knew that anyone 21 or older would get wasted at this thing, and that anyone under 21 would either go there drunk or have people buy them booze there. The college was being realistic and proactive. So of course one asshole got all tanked the fuck up and drove his car to the parking lot where the bus was instead of walking the 2 minutes to get there. Naturally, he had to recklessly speed in a 15mph zone, go flying around a tight turn, lose control, and flip his car that only stopped once it hit a light post and the side of a fucking building. He hit a building.
Needless to say he sued the school for promoting alcohol consumption even to underage people. He won. No more free transportation to any event that may have alcohol served from that point on.
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WHAT?!
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Well, I'm sure mommy and daddy blamed all those things and pushed him to sue but still. Way to take responsibility for drinking and driving. Which by the way he didn't get a ticket for because technically the campus roads magically don't count or some bullshit.
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Way to ruin it for everyone.
I'm tired of people not taking responsibility for their actions. The school didn't pour alcohol down his throat then force him to drive.
Fuck him.
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