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Things You Are Ashamed To Wank To
Kusuguttai
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We all have our secret shame. It could be that TMNT 2 poster you had as a kid. Maybe it was a crude drawing of a girl with just some big ol' rude titties.
Maybe you're fucking weird and you have jerked it to Keanu Reeves in Point Break (you know the scene)
Since it would be rude of me to kick this off and not open up and tell you what my secret wank off was too, here we go:
I once wanked it to an episode of Arrested Development. "My Mother, the Car"
GOB throws a pretty fucking hot chick off the yacht and when she re-appears in a wet teddy, well.
I didn't have any porn.
Also just recently, a picture of TFS wherein he looks like a girl but you can't see his face
This does not make me gay.
Alright SE++
Let's see what makes you ashamed
Maybe you're fucking weird and you have jerked it to Keanu Reeves in Point Break (you know the scene)
Since it would be rude of me to kick this off and not open up and tell you what my secret wank off was too, here we go:
I once wanked it to an episode of Arrested Development. "My Mother, the Car"
GOB throws a pretty fucking hot chick off the yacht and when she re-appears in a wet teddy, well.
I didn't have any porn.
Also just recently, a picture of TFS wherein he looks like a girl but you can't see his face
This does not make me gay.
Alright SE++
Let's see what makes you ashamed
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That scene in Goldeneye where Xenia fucks that dude to death
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lesbians...yes...lesbians...that's as wierd as i get
jesus christ what the hell man, just get some fucking porn
the mirror.
does he know
hmmm
i once fapped to basic instinct
but that's like
c'mon
Dude I am so totally not ashamed of that.
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American Psycho style
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and i whispered
"do you like my orgasm tfs"
so fucking get some more
i mean
you can get a picture of tits and cooters from GIS
ain't no call to punch your pud all watching a goddamned network sitcom
you are probably the least skilled masturbater i have ever heard of
haha, I've definitely done pretty much that exact same thing in the mirror while having sex. Patrick Bateman is my hero.
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What kind of nazi school do you go to, jesus
It's not over yet.
I can't say I've jacked it to anything particularly shameful.
Maybe a hetero anal sex scene...but i pretended it was a vagina.
Secret Satan
a god damned christian school
my parents made me come here
FUCKING PARENTS
Your parents chose where you go to uni?
Hahahhahaa, loser
i hear it helps with skin
tell your mom and dad you want to stop masturbating to a tv show and want to masturbate to real porn
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But certainly plenty of stuff I'd never cop to in front of you savages.
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So yeah
if I wanted them to help pay I had to go here
He might be the MOST skilled, right? I mean, beating off to TFS? That's not something that my level of masturbatory skill could handle!
you have no idea how much joy I am taking from this series of posts, in knowing that I had a hand in it