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Secret Satans 2010 - Buy Shit For Other Souls (Signups CLOSED)

nevilleneville The Worst Gay(Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Singularity Engine++
It's less than a week before Halloween, which means OH FUCK, TIME TO BUY THINGS FOR OTHERS.
Yes... that's right....

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(Mully continues the tradition of making awesome art for this, so thanks a million mully. !)


This is where you do the sign-ups.
There will be another thread later where people can talk about what to get, or what not to get, or go off-topic so delightfully as we tend to do.


Rules:

1. There is no minimum spending amount and no maximum spending amount. Just because you spend $500 on your person, doesn't mean you'll get the same amount spent on you. And some people make handmade shit because they're poor, talented, or some combination.

2. International people are allowed. If you have some super big problem with it, let me know in your sign up email, but I cannot 100% guarantee you will not get someone in Australia, New Zealand, or lesser Uranus. IF YOU CAN'T HANDLE THIS POSSIBILITY, DO NOT SIGN UP. Note: Canada is NOT considered "international."

3. If nobody knows who you are, you probably will not be allowed to sign up. This is to cut down on the number of deadbeat Satans. If you have less than 500 posts and nobody else knows you, YOU WILL NOT BE ALLOWED (Exceptions are known significant others of folks, etc)

4. People who do not send gifts will be banned. Seriously. Not you "might" get banned, you 100% WILL get banned. Tube is tired of people whining about not getting shit, so if you sign up, you better fucking send something. Excuses are not accepted. I don't care if you are deployed to Afghanistan, lose your job, or are in love with Jesus; IF YOU SIGN UP AND DON'T SEND YOU WILL BE BANNED. The deadline to receive gifts is JANUARY 30, 2010. If you send something late and it may not make it, get a tracking number. If you don't, nobody will show mercy. The gays are a cold, ruthless bunch and I will no doubt mock you as I destroy the sanctity of your marriage. Or, more likely, you will be forgotten.

5. DO NOT BITCH ABOUT WHAT YOU GOT. CONVERSELY, TRY TO SEND PEOPLE THINGS YOU THINK THEY WILL LIKE BASED ON WHAT THEY POST.

6. Do NOT send NSFW gifts unless they specifically OK it in the info sent to you when you get your person.


How Do I Sign Up, Boss?
Send an email to mailto:[email protected]

THIS EMAIL MUST HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS A SUBJECT. DO NOT TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT, WE MIGHT HAVE A THREAD ABOUT THAT! IF WE DO NOT, THEN JUST LINK A WISHLIST IN YOUR SIG.
The email MUST CONTAIN:

Your Name
Your full Address (including country)
Your Preference in Sending Internationally (YES / NO) - don't put reasons or exceptions. just a yes or no
If NSFW gifts are OK or NOT (I.e. NSFW YES or NO NSFW)

EXAMPLE EMAIL if you don't like reading
Subject of email: NEVILLE

Name: Neville Longbottom.
Address: 123 Example Street
Apt KY-69
Pensacola, New Barbswick 010101
Australia

NSFW: YES OH GOD YES
International: YES


IF YOUR EMAIL DOES NOT HAVE YOUR FORUM USERNAME AS THE SUBJECT, I WILL THROW IT AWAY, AND I WILL NOT TELL YOU I HAVE DONE SO. IF YOUR NAME DOES NOT APPEAR ON THIS SIGN-UP LIST, ASSUME YOU HAVE FUCKED UP SOMEWHERE.


Signups in this thread WILL NOT BE COUNTED AND YOU WILL BE THOROUGHLY MOCKED.
Or ignored. Perhaps both.


THE SIGN UP DEADLINE IS 11:59 PM, PST, NOVEMBER 12TH. THERE WILL BE NO EXCUSES.



Keeping the tradition alive:
Framling's Fantastic FAQ For Foisting Freebies On Friendly Forumers!

Q: My person lives outside the country! What if shipping takes a long time?
A: Oh shit! Better plan ahead!

Q: I got evicted from my apartment! I can't afford a present right now.
A: Shouldn't have signed up, Poordilocks!


Sign-Up List:

Robert Khoo
neville
Squall
#pipe
Burning Organ
VisionOfClarity
TankHammer
Vann Diras
OmegaTofuNinja
Green
MetroidZoid
Smart Hero
Ten
As7
lostwords
CorpseRT
Goose!
NOTASENATOR
Bucketman
Nogs
Uriel
Tonkka
redfenix
Fiz
Skettios
CrackedLens
ShimSham
Fearghaill
Raijin Quickfoot
Usagi
Veretas
Munkus Beaver
Tossrock
Druhim
Centipede Damascus
mully
pillow
Didgeridoo
Sars_Boy
thanimations
Aphostile
Caulk Bite
Zonugal
Rent
Butler
Lost Salient
barcardi
Schide
I.H.N.I.W.T.R.
Tommy2Hands
That Dave Fella
Blake T
SporkAndrew
Platypus Beirut
Josiah_9
Langly
DrZiplock
SeñorAmor
Kakodaimonos
Stale
Sal
Hunter
Wombat!!
BahamutZERO
Bad-Beat
Reigner
Mr Fuzzbutt
Kwoaru
Fletcher
Sara Lynn
Campion
Jokerman
Marcus And His Band of Mysterious Disco Ravens
DHS Odium
Daimajin
sarukun
Legba
orikaeshigitae (King of awesome)
VALVEJunkie
kusuguttai
cheshire
spookymuffin
Huxley
Theidar
Cogliostro
BYToady
Slacker71
PkErthbnd
Henroid
George Fornby Grill
Gatsby
The Lovely Bastard
IpseDixit
Hacksaw
GRMike
Perrsun
Weaver
Rolo
B.C.
BusterK
RabidDeathMoose
Sheri
The Geek
LuvCherie (The Geek's wife)
Ruby Rhod
Jyardana
FlatEric
A duck!
Staleghoti
mensch-o-matic
Sticks
. (Plut)
Sweeney Tom
Bogey
I'd Fuck Chuck Liddell Up
Tastypastry
FORAR
Romanian My Escutcheon, Doxy
CorporateLogo
Pharezon
Akilae729
FlatEric
ISKANDER
Bwanie
The_Rat
BEAST!
Okami
Koshian

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Posts

  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    YESSS I'm excited about this year's for some reason.

    #pipe on
  • SquallSquall hap cloud Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    thanks for doin this nevs, email sent

    Squall on
  • BalefuegoBalefuego Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I don't think I'm gonna do this this year

    Balefuego on
    [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]
  • Burning OrganBurning Organ Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yay, here we go again!

    Burning Organ on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey Nev, we're moving so can I give you my current address for now and update it with you in mid-November?

    VisionOfClarity on
  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    i dno't really need or want anything right now

    maybe i'll do a secret saints thing if mully does that again

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Hey Nev, we're moving so can I give you my current address for now and update it with you in mid-November?

    Yeah, but re-send all the info in mid-November so I can delete the old email entirely.
    It makes it a lot easier that way.

    neville on
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  • ZoelZoel I suppose... I'd put it on Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    fuc we need to organize a party for when voc moves down

    Zoel on
    A magician gives you a ring that, when worn, will let you see the world as it truly is.
    However, the ring will never leave your finger, and you will be unable to ever describe to another living person what you see.
  • Centipede DamascusCentipede Damascus Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    yaaaaay Satans!

    Centipede Damascus on
  • TankHammerTankHammer Atlanta Ghostbuster Atlanta, GARegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Definitely doing this this year with VoC.

    TankHammer on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    neville wrote: »
    Hey Nev, we're moving so can I give you my current address for now and update it with you in mid-November?

    Yeah, but re-send all the info in mid-November so I can delete the old email entirely.
    It makes it a lot easier that way.

    Sweet! Thanks :)

    VisionOfClarity on
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I was so excited I forgot to put my country and had to resend. I love Satans!

    VisionOfClarity on
  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Wayhey! Neville, you are a sexy superstar for doing this again.

    Gonna sign up soon.

    Bad-Beat on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Thanks.

    Don't forget the Cookie XXXChange is up now too :)

    neville on
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Zoel wrote: »
    fuc we need to organize a party for when voc moves down

    Tank's coming too but he's stinky so we don't have to include him. But we'll be down after 12/1/10 and with Nev being in ATL in December that is going to be a fun month.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am actually going to do this this year!

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Yay! Last year I had so much doing this, I'm all giddy now.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Email sent. This year I have to remember (A) throw in a card and (B) not to half-ass the wrapping job.

    MetroidZoid on
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  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Email sent. This year I have to remember (A) throw in a card and (B) not to half-ass the wrapping job.

    (C) To read directions first.

    neville on
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  • MetroidZoidMetroidZoid Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh dammit I'm an idiot.

    MetroidZoid on
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    3DS FC: 4699-5714-8940 Playing Pokemon, add me! Ho, SATAN!
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I love participating in this

    Green on
    3DS: 3007 8087 2767 | Nintendo ID: AngryFrog
  • SwillSwill Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    neville you a busta and i love it

    Swill on
  • UbikUbik another one of the law guys Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I would do this if I wasn't afraid of the eyebrows raised by an internet package of dubious origins arriving at my doorstep

    But good luck and god speed to all involved

    (I'll sign up when I move out)

    Ubik on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    99% sure I'm doing this, but I'll need a week or so to settle up

    mensch-o-matic on
  • nevilleneville The Worst Gay (Seriously. The Worst!)Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Swill wrote: »
    neville you a busta and i love it

    :whistle: Bustin' makes me feel good :whistle:

    neville on
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I've got my gift picked out already

    it is a plastic target bag filled with my own hair

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • OmegaTofuNinjaOmegaTofuNinja Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    merry(hairy) christmas!

    OmegaTofuNinja on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    man, if i had enough money to get somebody here the most awesomest present ever, and also wasn't positive at least half of the people here don't like me enough to get me a decent present, i would be so involved in this

    Sweeney Tom on
  • mensch-o-maticmensch-o-matic Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    man, if i had enough money to get somebody here the most awesomest present ever, and also wasn't positive at least half of the people here don't like me enough to get me a decent present, i would be so involved in this

    I don't think anyone here is petty enough to jip someone on Christmas over some forumsquabbles

    Maybe send Jigrah a rape kit BUT THATS AS FAR AS WE'D GO

    mensch-o-matic on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    man, if i had enough money to get somebody here the most awesomest present ever, and also wasn't positive at least half of the people here don't like me enough to get me a decent present, i would be so involved in this

    Man you don't need a ton of money to join in

    All of my outgoing gifts have been combos of new items and awesome things that I've enjoyed and would like others to experience (this may or may not include any hilariously awful comics I've picked up in the previous year)

    Green on
    3DS: 3007 8087 2767 | Nintendo ID: AngryFrog
  • FizFiz Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Sadly, can't enter this year. I liked getting presents for people in the past, but between now and February I need to be hoarding cash like crazy

    If we do secret cupids and give out sexy presents I want in on that

    Fiz on
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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    man, if i had enough money to get somebody here the most awesomest present ever, and also wasn't positive at least half of the people here don't like me enough to get me a decent present, i would be so involved in this

    I don't think anyone here is petty enough to jip someone on Christmas over some forumsquabbles

    Maybe send Jigrah a rape kit BUT THATS AS FAR AS WE'D GO

    wait

    isn't that what Jigrah would want?

    Sweeney Tom on
  • #pipe#pipe Cocky Stride, Musky odours Pope of Chili TownRegistered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am so poor this year but I just can't imagine missing secret satans

    #pipe on
  • As7As7 Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Totally doing this. I feel bad for skipping last year but I think it was just such an inconvenient time.

    As7 on
    XBOX Live: Arsenic7
    Secret Satan
  • LardalishLardalish Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Damn my lack of real money! Oh well, guess Ill have to pass this year.

    Saddest of days.

    Lardalish on
  • TenTen Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    I am terrible at choosing gifts for people but I'm doing this again anyway! (So I apologise if you're my Satan and I get you something dumb)

    Ten on
  • HuxleyHuxley Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    So if I play this will be my first one. Do we sign up and then just drop hints in this thread? Do we stalk each other around the board for ideas?

    Huxley on
  • GreenGreen Stick around. I'm full of bad ideas.Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Huxley wrote: »
    So if I play this will be my first one. Do we sign up and then just drop hints in this thread? Do we stalk each other around the board for ideas?

    There will be a wishlist thread at some point, most people post what they want and then link it/an Amazon wishlist in their sigs

    Green on
    3DS: 3007 8087 2767 | Nintendo ID: AngryFrog
  • VisionOfClarityVisionOfClarity Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    Oh man, I don't know if I want someone I know real well or someone I don't know well. Last year I had someone I didn't know well and that was fun. I hope it's someone with an interesting wishlist.

    VisionOfClarity on
  • lostwordslostwords Registered User regular
    edited October 2010
    cool beans! just signed up. huzzah!

    lostwords on
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