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So I am not sure if this is the best place to be posing this question, but here it is anyway.
I never really thought anything of it until recently, but has anyone else ever envisioned ways to die. For instance visualizing and contemplating just turning your wheel ever so slightly in your car to drive it into a wall? When I read it it sounds sick and twisted, but I honestly need to know if occasional thoughts such as this are normal or if I am really losing it and need to seek help.
is that a faint hissing noise coming from the pipes in the wall
i think it is
maybe you should poke your head in there
it's dark
better light a match
No, stupid, a match isn't gonna last long enough. Get one of those candle lighters. Be sure to close all your windows and doors tho, so there's no draft that might put out the lighter.
I think about how weird it is that we can trust people to drive properly
especially since some state's qualifications are:
"oh, you can drive around a parking lot"
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Snowbeati need somethingto kick this thing's ass over the lineRegistered Userregular
edited November 2010
sometimes i'm like "shit. things are never going to get worse." and then i wonder if the next day is the day they announce ftl travel and i'm like *shrug*
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ReginaldWhen I am Pres., I will createthe Department of ______Registered Userregular
edited November 2010
Let them inherit this fire, lest they forget that we were ever here.
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AntimatterDevo Was RightGates of SteelRegistered Userregular
1 1/2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz grenadine (or better yet, maraschino cherry nectar)
Highball glass, filled with ice
Top with an half-and-half mixture of ginger ale and lemon-lime soda (preferably 7-Up)
Garnish with at least 1/2 doz maraschino cherries
Unless comparing yourself to Zonugal makes you understand that you want to be nothing like Zonugal.
Are you calling me the Leviathan?
I am a bastion of normality!
Yo mama
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jaziekBad at everythingAnd mad about it.Registered Userregular
edited November 2010
if I'm in a car on the motorway, I find that I look at the door handle, and I have to kind of stop myself and remind myself that it would be an incredibly bad idea to open the door right now, even though it is very tempting.
1 1/2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz grenadine (or better yet, maraschino cherry nectar)
Highball glass, filled with ice
Top with an half-and-half mixture of ginger ale and lemon-lime soda (preferably 7-Up)
Garnish with at least 1/2 doz maraschino cherries
alternatively,
four shots bourbon
three shots lemon juice
three ice cubes
drink
drink
drink
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By which I mean that I had sex with your mom. Hope this helps!
but I'm a loon
listen, man, if you're serious I suggest you inundate your lungs with inert gas. laughing gas will work. carbon monoxide too.
you could also hang yourself but that's hard, dig?
Just a fascination and what if.
I think it's actually really common.
What spring does with the cherry trees.
It can be interesting
Unless comparing yourself to Zonugal makes you understand that you want to be nothing like Zonugal.
is that a faint hissing noise coming from the pipes in the wall
i think it is
maybe you should poke your head in there
it's dark
better light a match
I've met this man and I can vouch for him
suicidal ideation is something you should talk to a counselor or psychiatrist about
but if it's like a fleeting thought
probably nothing to worry about
No, stupid, a match isn't gonna last long enough. Get one of those candle lighters. Be sure to close all your windows and doors tho, so there's no draft that might put out the lighter.
persistent suicidal ideation is probably worth worrying about tho
especially since some state's qualifications are:
"oh, you can drive around a parking lot"
amen, brother
I know there are people that genuinely give a fuck about me, so I stick around
I want one
someone get me cherries
Are you calling me the Leviathan?
I am a bastion of normality!
its a pretty bangin lifestyle, not gonna lie
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsUy6i32Ps0
?
This intrigues me
What is in it?
1 1/2 oz bourbon
1/2 oz grenadine (or better yet, maraschino cherry nectar)
Highball glass, filled with ice
Top with an half-and-half mixture of ginger ale and lemon-lime soda (preferably 7-Up)
Garnish with at least 1/2 doz maraschino cherries
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4I9Rj0yKxc
Yo mama
suicide rates go down by far
(also yes antimatter)
party every day
he can't help it mang
do not listen to this man
never party
i am summoning the other party man, dead legend, to help me BODY SLAM you
either way I win
I do everything I want, that is my secret.
alternatively,
four shots bourbon
three shots lemon juice
three ice cubes
drink
drink
drink
that or an Aunt Nancy