so I finally got around to watching this masterpiece
I had this big pre-amble ready for it, but all that really needs to be said is that it is the worst movie ever made
it stars this up-and-comer, Tommy Wiseau:
who also directed, wrote, produced
and executive produced it as Johnny, an all around great guy who everybody loves, except for
Lisa, who has spontaneously decided that she doesn't love Johnny anymore and bangs his best friend:
Mark, despite his constant declarations that Johnny is his best friend
also there's Lisa's mother
who exists solely to tell Lisa how great Johnny is and how overrated love is and also apparently has cancer?
and Denny
who...uh. well, he might be retarded, or he might just dumb, but he's sort of Johnny's adopted son? and he gets into drugs but that's never mentioned again? even for this movie it's pretty confusing
if you've never had the fortune of seeing it, it is required viewing, plain and simple
observe a sample scene:
The Flower Shop
and of course Tommy Wiseau's climactic emotional explosion can't be missed
Oscar-worthy
if you have seen it, you know it's remarkable
so let's talk about it
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(courtesy of Nap)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5cdvqFx_bM
I could write a dang ol' essay about the significance of football in this movie
gotta get this for when my friends all get back in town
if they all don't die in a horrible apartment fire I will be greatly disappointed
I sat through most of the MST3K Battlefield Earth. How does it compare to that?
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This is a movie best viewed with a large group of friends. By yourself, it's painful but with buddies it is comedy gold.
Why is every movie I want on instant not on instant?
Netflix is actually part of a conspiracy to make your life miserable, one favorite movie at a time.
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Best Room Edit Ever
you did naaaaaaaaaahhhhht?
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Gotta love that the first scene they shot was the sex scene. "so yeah welcome to this independent film I've written, directing and acting in. First of all, get your clothes off and let's pretend fuck. I swear this is a real movie.
and this song rocks:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iVBuA3vnQ4
oh... hi Johnny I did not know that it was you...