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YaYaYaYa Decent.Registered User regular
edited November 2010 in Social Entropy++
so I finally got around to watching this masterpiece

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I had this big pre-amble ready for it, but all that really needs to be said is that it is the worst movie ever made

it stars this up-and-comer, Tommy Wiseau:

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who also directed, wrote, produced and executive produced it as Johnny, an all around great guy who everybody loves, except for

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Lisa, who has spontaneously decided that she doesn't love Johnny anymore and bangs his best friend:

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Mark, despite his constant declarations that Johnny is his best friend

also there's Lisa's mother

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who exists solely to tell Lisa how great Johnny is and how overrated love is and also apparently has cancer?

and Denny

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who...uh. well, he might be retarded, or he might just dumb, but he's sort of Johnny's adopted son? and he gets into drugs but that's never mentioned again? even for this movie it's pretty confusing

if you've never had the fortune of seeing it, it is required viewing, plain and simple

observe a sample scene:

The Flower Shop

and of course Tommy Wiseau's climactic emotional explosion can't be missed

Oscar-worthy

if you have seen it, you know it's remarkable

so let's talk about it

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  • AbracadanielAbracadaniel Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    the best bit about mark is how he's constantly surprised that lisa is coming onto him despite it happening 3 times

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    why is this so bad

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  • GoatmonGoatmon Companion of Kess Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This fucking movie

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  • satansfingerssatansfingers Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    let's toss the ball around

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5cdvqFx_bM

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh god the fucking football I forgot about that

    I could write a dang ol' essay about the significance of football in this movie

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  • redheadredhead Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    shit, i've wanted to watch this forever

    gotta get this for when my friends all get back in town

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  • NaphtaliNaphtali Hazy + Flow SeaRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so how does it end

    if they all don't die in a horrible apartment fire I will be greatly disappointed

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm.. I'm not sure I want to watch this.

    I sat through most of the MST3K Battlefield Earth. How does it compare to that?

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  • taketheblacktaketheblack Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this movie isn't bad

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  • BahamutZEROBahamutZERO Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    is there a rifftrax or MST3k of this movie, actually? That would probably be more fun to watch than the unnarrated version.

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  • Grey GhostGrey Ghost Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    There is a Rifftrax, yes

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  • existexist Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yes there is bahamut, and it is good

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  • KalTorakKalTorak One way or another, they all end up in the Undercity.Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Don't they use the same footage for two (ostensibly) different sexual encounters?

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  • CrashmoCrashmo Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    This doesn't happen to be on Netflix does it?

    Please say yes.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I was just about to ask that.

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's only available on DVD, not instant.

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Netflix has it, not on Instant Watch, though.

    This is a movie best viewed with a large group of friends. By yourself, it's painful but with buddies it is comedy gold.

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  • donhonkdonhonk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The Room Tribute game thing is really fantastic. I highly suggest playing it!

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    It's only available on DVD, not instant.

    Why is every movie I want on instant not on instant?

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  • PasserbyePasserbye I am much older than you. in Beach CityRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Passerbye wrote: »
    It's only available on DVD, not instant.

    Why is every movie I want on instant not on instant?

    Netflix is actually part of a conspiracy to make your life miserable, one favorite movie at a time.

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  • Butler For Life #1Butler For Life #1 Twinning is WinningRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    So... Blockbuster was on the side of good after all? Who knew.

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  • Sweeney TomSweeney Tom try The Substance it changed my lifeRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    this movie

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  • Dr.FunkensteinDr.Funkenstein Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    yes this movie....

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh man, this movie is a special kind of bad

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  • EidolonOrpheusEidolonOrpheus NoatunRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh hi Mark.

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  • WankWank Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh hey guys

    Best Room Edit Ever

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    oh hi Wank!

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I did not hit her, it's bullshit!

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Moriveth wrote: »
    I did not hit her, it's bullshit!

    you did naaaaaaaaaahhhhht?

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  • DefenestratorDefenestrator Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Guys... That game... Best game...

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  • WankWank Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    you think about everything don't you

    The Room Knight

    The Room Knight 2

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I love this movie. I've lost count of how many times I've watched it.

    Gotta love that the first scene they shot was the sex scene. "so yeah welcome to this independent film I've written, directing and acting in. First of all, get your clothes off and let's pretend fuck. I swear this is a real movie.

    and this song rocks:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iVBuA3vnQ4

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    so did Tommy Wiseau's face get too close to a fire or something

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What the fuck kind of accent does Tommy Wiseau have

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    according to Rifftrax, he's Brazilia-Romania-Slovakia-stanian

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  • NuzakNuzak Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    how is your sex life yaya

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  • Bad-BeatBad-Beat Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    can I haff eh dozen re-roses please

    oh... hi Johnny I did not know that it was you...

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  • YaYaYaYa Decent. Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    here you go keep the change hi doggie

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