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Why do you says Jesus Christ!?

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  • CalliusCallius Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    So did we ever concretely answer the OP? Because I think I can do it.

    The basis of using any deity's name as an expletive stems from the power that said deity has, as a deity, over our world. Being above the normal order of things, they are in a unique position to act on or against the things that we mere mortals are grieved by but unable to change ourselves- or are able to change, but not enough to satisfy our emotionally charged antipathy. So we invoke the name of our god against the thing we dislike.

    Saying 'goddamnit' is, quite literally, asking God to damn the object of our ire. It's a quick and dirty way to curse someone or something- this is in fact why the use of expletives is called 'cursing.' God, or whatever deity you most sincerely believe it, is for you imbued with so much power that merely speaking his name against a person could produce unfavorable consequences on their part.

    This is also the reasoning behind the Second Commandment, at least as I've come to understand it. It's not that God cares so much about us swearing; it's that one shouldn't call down divine wrath lightly.

    Yeah, whatever.

    Callius on
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  • J. GrantJ. Grant Registered User, ClubPA regular
    edited January 2007
    Fallout wrote:
    Harrier wrote:
    So did we ever concretely answer the OP? Because I think I can do it.

    HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK A BLOO A BLOO

    FLAWLESS VICTORY

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    snippet

    Deities only smite stuff when you have a high enough caster level and make your DC check.

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  • MorivethMoriveth BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWN BREAKDOWNRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007

    Is that the tickle-me-elmo porn one? 'Cause that's hysterical.

    better

    Elmo is a masochist.

    Moriveth on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    Harrier wrote:
    snippet

    Deities only smite stuff when you have a high enough caster level and make your DC check.

    Certain modifiers apply according to the situation, of course, but those are mostly at the DM's discretion. Being of an opposing religion and openly desecrating or defiling a holy symbol tends to carry a heavier chance of iring the opposing god, but again it is up to the DM on handle such situations in day-to-day adventuring.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Ha! Just watched the burning Elmo. That's the only use that toy should ever be put to.

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  • Darth WaiterDarth Waiter Elrond Hubbard Mordor XenuRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Certain modifiers apply according to the situation, of course, but those are mostly at the DM's discretion. Being of an opposing religion and openly desecrating or defiling a holy symbol tends to carry a heavier chance of iring the opposing god, but again it is up to the DM on handle such situations in day-to-day adventuring.

    "By Clangeddin's Hammer, I will lay my vengeance upon thee!"

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  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Man just play a fucking Church Inquisitor of St. Cuthbert and fuck anything up that looks at you funny, or might possibly maybe be not quite so good.

    PiptheFair on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Man just play a fucking Church Inquisitor of St. Cuthbert and fuck anything up that looks at you funny, or might possibly maybe be not quite so good.

    In my Greyhawk campaign, there's a recurring NPC who's a cleric of St. Cuthbert and an Inquisitor.

    The PCs fucking hate him. He's an intolerant douchebag. He's hardcore Lawful Neutral and does some morally shifty things in the name of religion and has a totally hardline view on everything. Occasionally he's been the PCs' enemy and adversary, but more often than not he's helped them, although often indirectly. On a few occasions, they've actually had to work with the guy.

    They don't hate the character from an OOC perspective, like they wish I'd stop using him, but rather in character they all get really cheesed at the guy, especially the party's Druid who constantly spars with the dude over religious matters. As players they enjoy when he shows up, he's a neat recurring quasi-antagonist.

    I love putting complex, interesting NPCs in my campaigns. I don't do the whole GMPC thing when I'm DMing, so instead I try to add depth to the villains and allies the PCs encounter frequently. It allows me the chance to roleplay too.

    Pony on
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    edited January 2007
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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    When people say "Jesus Christ!" around me, I usually say something like, "You can just call me Bob, it's okay."

    Shorty on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    guys did you know

    i'm not even christian and i still use terms like oh my god

    jesus christ

    holy fuck

    etc.

    they're part of my vocabulary because of my culture and upbringing and they basically have zero religious value.

    i'm not one of those pretentious shits who goes all "oh my gods" as a way of trying to call attention to my polytheism

    you shouldn't need to attention whore through your choice of expletives

    the only people i tolerate that from are Battlestar Galactica fans, because I am cool with people using slang and swears and expletives from TV shows. it just makes them a nerd, is all. and i'm okay with that.

    Pony on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    God dammit, I missed an area of hair while shaving my face again

    This sucks

    Lemming on
  • JifoochizomitJifoochizomit Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Jesus Christ my farts are rank today!

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  • ShortyShorty touching the meat Intergalactic Cool CourtRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I've stopped saying "Sweet" in favor of "Shway", from Batman Beyond.

    Shorty on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    God dammit, I missed an area of hair while shaving my face again

    This sucks
    are you retarded

    are you clawshrimpy

    Well it's nothing you can see, but I can FEEL it, and it's awful

    Now I have to wait for my face to dry

    On a completely unrelated note, if I peel the skin off my face, will hair grow back? Does it grow back if I burn all my skin off?

    Lemming on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    God dammit, I missed an area of hair while shaving my face again

    This sucks

    holy shit i fucking hate that

    drives me god damn nuts

    i usually don't notice till i'm at work and i got an itch on the side of my neck or something and my hand brushes up against a little tiny spot of stubble i missed.

    i'm just like, argh, jesus h. christ, i can't do anything about this right now and i feel like a tool who can't shave properly and i'll have to wait till i get home to fix it.

    Pony on
  • VixxVixx Valkyrie: prepared! Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What in the name of Jesus' butthole is going on this thread?

    Vixx on
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  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    God dammit, I missed an area of hair while shaving my face again

    This sucks

    holy shit i fucking hate that

    drives me god damn nuts

    i usually don't notice till i'm at work and i got an itch on the side of my neck or something and my hand brushes up against a little tiny spot of stubble i missed.

    i'm just like, argh, jesus h. christ, i can't do anything about this right now and i feel like a tool who can't shave properly and i'll have to wait till i get home to fix it.

    And then you rub it all day in a futile attempt to get it off

    I should just become a lumberjack, they don't shave right? Mother of God that would be awesome

    Lemming on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Pony wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Man just play a fucking Church Inquisitor of St. Cuthbert and fuck anything up that looks at you funny, or might possibly maybe be not quite so good.

    In my Greyhawk campaign, there's a recurring NPC who's a cleric of St. Cuthbert and an Inquisitor.

    The PCs fucking hate him. He's an intolerant douchebag. He's hardcore Lawful Neutral and does some morally shifty things in the name of religion and has a totally hardline view on everything. Occasionally he's been the PCs' enemy and adversary, but more often than not he's helped them, although often indirectly. On a few occasions, they've actually had to work with the guy.

    They don't hate the character from an OOC perspective, like they wish I'd stop using him, but rather in character they all get really cheesed at the guy, especially the party's Druid who constantly spars with the dude over religious matters. As players they enjoy when he shows up, he's a neat recurring quasi-antagonist.

    I love putting complex, interesting NPCs in my campaigns. I don't do the whole GMPC thing when I'm DMing, so instead I try to add depth to the villains and allies the PCs encounter frequently. It allows me the chance to roleplay too.
    Pony how did you know my second favorite character to play? Pony are you spying on me?

    PiptheFair on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    God dammit, I missed an area of hair while shaving my face again

    This sucks

    holy shit i fucking hate that

    drives me god damn nuts

    i usually don't notice till i'm at work and i got an itch on the side of my neck or something and my hand brushes up against a little tiny spot of stubble i missed.

    i'm just like, argh, jesus h. christ, i can't do anything about this right now and i feel like a tool who can't shave properly and i'll have to wait till i get home to fix it.

    And then you rub it all day in a futile attempt to get it off

    I should just become a lumberjack, they don't shave right? Mother of God that would be awesome
    or you could just you know, not like shave

    maybe trim it every now and then


    you know?


    like dudes with beards do

    PiptheFair on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    or you could just you know, not like shave

    maybe trim it every now and then


    you know?


    like dudes with beards do

    Yeah but I'm 17 and in no way have enough hair to warrant maintaining actual facial hair

    Maybe someday

    But not today

    Lemming on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Lemming wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    or you could just you know, not like shave

    maybe trim it every now and then


    you know?


    like dudes with beards do

    Yeah but I'm 17 and in no way have enough hair to warrant maintaining actual facial hair

    Maybe someday

    But not today
    oh haha teenstache

    those days sucked

    it gets better in a few years

    PiptheFair on
  • LemmingLemming Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Lemming wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    or you could just you know, not like shave

    maybe trim it every now and then


    you know?


    like dudes with beards do

    Yeah but I'm 17 and in no way have enough hair to warrant maintaining actual facial hair

    Maybe someday

    But not today
    oh haha teenstache

    those days sucked

    it gets better in a few years

    To be fair to myself, it's much better than a teenstache. If I don't shave for a few days it looks PASSABLE, but then it starts looking ratty.

    But there's this one kid who never shaves and thinks his beard looks good, uuuuugh, a large part of why I shave at all is because I don't wanna look like him

    Lemming on
  • PonyPony Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Pony wrote:
    PipTheFair wrote:
    Man just play a fucking Church Inquisitor of St. Cuthbert and fuck anything up that looks at you funny, or might possibly maybe be not quite so good.

    In my Greyhawk campaign, there's a recurring NPC who's a cleric of St. Cuthbert and an Inquisitor.

    The PCs fucking hate him. He's an intolerant douchebag. He's hardcore Lawful Neutral and does some morally shifty things in the name of religion and has a totally hardline view on everything. Occasionally he's been the PCs' enemy and adversary, but more often than not he's helped them, although often indirectly. On a few occasions, they've actually had to work with the guy.

    They don't hate the character from an OOC perspective, like they wish I'd stop using him, but rather in character they all get really cheesed at the guy, especially the party's Druid who constantly spars with the dude over religious matters. As players they enjoy when he shows up, he's a neat recurring quasi-antagonist.

    I love putting complex, interesting NPCs in my campaigns. I don't do the whole GMPC thing when I'm DMing, so instead I try to add depth to the villains and allies the PCs encounter frequently. It allows me the chance to roleplay too.
    Pony how did you know my second favorite character to play? Pony are you spying on me?

    see i have this power

    where i can tap into a collective nerdy consciousness i am not totally aware of

    a friend of mine finds it mind-blowing when i will craft RPG settings or create characters or NPCs which seem, on the surface, to be referencing or inspired by some existing property. Happens frequently with sci-fi. And then he asks me about it, and it turns out i have no idea what he is talking about and it's simply coincidental

    so i'm not spying on you directly

    i'm just mentally channeling your thoughts without realizing it

    that's much less creepy

    Pony on
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