Are You Fucking Serious? A Photoshop Thread?

spono

I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it, but it's either this or wrestle Matlab for another fucking hour and a half.

It's a photoshop thread, in three steps:

EDIT:

NEW Step 1: Use the video game name generator:

http://www.norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

2). Enter each of those words into a google (or whatever) image search engine, one at a time, and pick whichever pictures you want out of the three results; one picture per word.

3). Photoshop/Gimp/MSPaint, etc. it all together and post it here.

Either put the words used in your post, or make people guess what words you used if you're a lazy fuck.

You may add a bonus word if necessary or desired.

Any word may also be turned into a phrase if you wish.

Try to keep it under 800 pixels wide to avoid H-scroll rape.

Whoever has the best one will win several cookies and spooge fondue (if they're lucky).

Example:

Three words: Orange, Palm, Wave
Bonus phrase: Del Taco Dan



I expect absolutely magical things from you guys and gals.


Edit: I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.

Garlic Bread

Defender

What the fuck is that mess?

PiptheFair

what


what?

Ubik

Too literal.

Fallout

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

ascot

is that Mischa Barton? Did you deface Mischa BARTON???

Jordyn

spono

Keith wrote:

I don't even wanna know.

Captain K

spono wrote:

I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it,

Yeah it's probably not.

I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.

I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

D.T.

SE++ has hardened your soul, Captain K.

ham hammer

Captain K wrote:

spono wrote:

I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it,

Yeah it's probably not.

I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.

I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

man, your avatar is lagging for me

it's trippin' me out

Fallout

stupid american comic book jpgs are just as bad as stupid japanese comic jpgs

Captain K wrote:

I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.

I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

hahaha

spono

Captain K wrote:

spono wrote:

I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it,

Yeah it's probably not.

I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.

I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

Oh well, not much harm done. Captain K, should I even bother trying to re-post it in G&T, or should I just let it die here?

Kovak

kill yourself

spono

TheKovakistani wrote:

kill yourself

Well yes, that is the obvious third option. Goes without saying, really.

D.T.

In all seriousness, it'll get locked with a quickness in G&T.

For some reason, we stopped doing photoshop threads in there a while back, and the mods there would probably pounce on your thread just for sport.

Tube

Guys do you remember when it was ok to say the odd racist thing

and then people took it too far all the time and we said you know what we'll seriously make a rule about this if you don't shape up

and people didn't so now no racism

And then sometimes people posted :arrow: or gg or whatever in response and we were all you know we'll make a rule about this if you don't cut it out because it's getting out of hand

you know how you're allowed to be mean to new people for no real reason just because you're poisonous turds

do you see where I'm going with this

Solid_Snake-a

not if he tells them he's best friends with Reggie

bulletproof

dush

free berk

Nucsh

TheKovakistani wrote:

kill yourself

lawls Knob's rule

Garlic Bread

Cardboard Tube wrote:

do you see where I'm going with this

you're kidding?

it was Professor Plumb?

in the study?

Tube

Nucsh wrote:

TheKovakistani wrote:

kill yourself

lawls Knob's rule

see it only takes one beating before you learn

Grandaddy Delicious

If your random words are goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty

will you get banned for participating in this thread?

Nucsh

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Nucsh wrote:

TheKovakistani wrote:

kill yourself

lawls Knob's rule

see it only takes one beating before you learn

Yeah, I tend to bloody my nose a bit.

ShimSham

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Guys do you remember when it was ok to say the odd racist thing

and then people took it too far all the time and we said you know what we'll seriously make a rule about this if you don't shape up

and people didn't so now no racism

And then sometimes people posted :arrow: or gg or whatever in response and we were all you know we'll make a rule about this if you don't cut it out because it's getting out of hand

you know how you're allowed to be mean to new people for no real reason just because you're poisonous turds

do you see where I'm going with this

:^:

Filler Inc.

You know what? That picture wasn't that bad.
Other then a few problems with the colors, it was cool.
Ultimately, I think we're just kinda dicks sometimes.
Seriously, all people do here is make fun of new guys.
Unless they are some how in the click already.
Can we just stop doing this shit, please?
K, that's all.

Kovak

Defender

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Guys do you remember when it was ok to say the odd racist thing

and then people took it too far all the time and we said you know what we'll seriously make a rule about this if you don't shape up

and people didn't so now no racism

And then sometimes people posted :arrow: or gg or whatever in response and we were all you know we'll make a rule about this if you don't cut it out because it's getting out of hand

you know how you're allowed to be mean to new people for no real reason just because you're poisonous turds

do you see where I'm going with this

I don't know about others, but I have to say that my post here was based on seeing that photoshop and honestly reacting with "what is all this fucking mess here?" I didn't even check who posted it, that's just a shitty photoshop.

I'm just saying, you know, maybe some of these reactions are not based on it being a new person.

Tube

Perhaps a cliffnotes version would be

Hey you know how in SE you can make fun of really stupid new people when they make shitty threads and how that's fun.

IF YOU DO THIS TO EVERY NEW PERSON REGARDLESS OF OFFENCE IT WILL BE ASSUMED THAT THE POPULACE AS A WHOLE IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS FREEDOM AND IT WILL BE REMOVED

spono

Grandaddy Delicious wrote:

If your random words are goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty

will you get banned for participating in this thread?

Sweet Zombie Jesus I hope so.

Monkeybomb

CT, are you saying you want people to be nicer? Buh?

Kovak

Look okay maybe if he had a somewhat funny photoshop

but it looks like he just figured out how to cut things out and paste them and also to filter colors.

Filler Inc.

Cardboard Tube wrote:

Perhaps a cliffnotes version would be

Hey you know how in SE you can make fun of really stupid new people when they make shitty threads and how that's fun.

IF YOU DO THIS TO EVERY NEW PERSON REGARDLESS OF OFFENCE IT WILL BE ASSUMED THAT THE POPULACE AS A WHOLE IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS FREEDOM AND IT WILL BE REMOVED

In all fairness, at least mine was clever.

Ubik

I stand by my critique of the product.

D.T.

Defender wrote:

I don't know about others, but I have to say that my post here was based on seeing that photoshop and honestly reacting with "what is all this fucking mess here?" I didn't even check who posted it, that's just a shitty photoshop.

I'm just saying, you know, maybe some of these reactions are not based on it being a new person.

Let's be serious for a minute, here. SE++ is very clique-ish. I know "clique" has become a bad word on the forums, but all negative connotations aside, it really is.

If someone from the "cool table" here had started this thread, the random comments and jokes would have ended after the first handful of replies, and people would actual start to take part in the activity. It would become a phenomenon for a day, and would probably hit five or six pages of photoshop and MSPaint creations before dinner time.

Filler Inc.

Filler wrote:

You know what? That picture wasn't that bad.
Other then a few problems with the colors, it was cool.
Ultimately, I think we're just kinda dicks sometimes.
Seriously, all people do here is make fun of new guys.
Unless they are some how in the click already.
Can we just stop doing this shit, please?
K, that's all.

spono

TheKovakistani wrote:

Look okay maybe if he had a somewhat funny photoshop

but it looks like he just figured out how to cut things out and paste them and also to filter colors.

Well yeah, you pretty much nailed it there. However, just because I don't have much skill with photoshop doesn't mean you guys won't make something awesome. My shitty orange wave face thing is definitely not a standard to hold the rest of this thread to. Hell no.

ham hammer

D.T. wrote:

Defender wrote:

I don't know about others, but I have to say that my post here was based on seeing that photoshop and honestly reacting with "what is all this fucking mess here?" I didn't even check who posted it, that's just a shitty photoshop.

I'm just saying, you know, maybe some of these reactions are not based on it being a new person.

Let's be serious for a minute, here. SE++ is very clique-ish. I know "clique" has become a bad word on the forums, but all negative connotations aside, it really is.

If someone from the "cool table" here had started this thread, the random comments and jokes would have ended after the first handful of replies, and people would actual start to take part in the activity. It would become a phenomenon for a day, and would probably hit five or six pages of photoshop and MSPaint creations before dinner time.

no it wouldn't

also kovak i am all out of pokeporn

Tube

TheKovakistani wrote:

Look okay maybe if he had a somewhat funny photoshop

but it looks like he just figured out how to cut things out and paste them and also to filter colors.

I DON'T THINK

HIS POINT WAS

THIS IS A GREAT PHOTOSHOP

MORE THAT HEY THIS COULD BE FUN HERE IS AN EXAMPLE

SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THE THREAD

AND NOT BE SUCH A FUCKING TOOL

WHEN SOMEONE IS JUST TRYING TO STIMULATE DISCUSSION IN WHAT IS AFTER ALL

ESSENTIALLY

A DISCUSSION FORUM

Rankenphile

CT, honestly, I don't think this is the case for the majority of us.

It isn't new people that is the problem, as there have been a good number of new people recently who have figured out how shit goes here, contributed to the conversation without being completely retarded, and are now members of high regard.

Mully, Darth Waiter and Berk are all excellent examples of this.

But a dude coming in and asking advice on whether or not to see a movie, or putting together a poorly conceived photoshop thread, or whatever the hell else they want to make a new thread about, tends to raise the flags a bit if you know what I mean.

We're not as xenophobic as some people try to label us. We just have a very low tolerance for bullshit. Sure, we tend to shrug off some bullshit a bit more if it comes from an established regular than we do from new people, but any social situation would do the same.