Are You Fucking Serious? A Photoshop Thread?

sponospono Mining for Nose DiamondsBooger CoveRegistered User regular
edited January 2007 in Social Entropy++
I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it, but it's either this or wrestle Matlab for another fucking hour and a half.

It's a photoshop thread, in three steps:

EDIT:

NEW Step 1: Use the video game name generator:

http://www.norefuge.net/vgng/vgng.html

2). Enter each of those words into a google (or whatever) image search engine, one at a time, and pick whichever pictures you want out of the three results; one picture per word.

3). Photoshop/Gimp/MSPaint, etc. it all together and post it here.

Either put the words used in your post, or make people guess what words you used if you're a lazy fuck.

You may add a bonus word if necessary or desired.

Any word may also be turned into a phrase if you wish.

Try to keep it under 800 pixels wide to avoid H-scroll rape.

Whoever has the best one will win several cookies and spooge fondue (if they're lucky).

Example:

Three words: Orange, Palm, Wave
Bonus phrase: Del Taco Dan

orangewaves2smallyj8.jpg

I expect absolutely magical things from you guys and gals.


Edit: I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    What the fuck is that mess?

    Defender on
  • PiptheFairPiptheFair Frequently not in boats. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    what


    what?

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  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Too literal.

    Ubik on
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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

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  • ascotascot Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    is that Mischa Barton? Did you deface Mischa BARTON???

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  • JordynJordyn Really, Commander? Probing Uranus. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Keith wrote:
    what the shit?

    I don't even wanna know.

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  • Captain KCaptain K Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    spono wrote:
    I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it,
    Yeah it's probably not.
    I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.
    I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

    Captain K on
  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    SE++ has hardened your soul, Captain K.

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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    spono wrote:
    I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it,
    Yeah it's probably not.
    I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.
    I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

    man, your avatar is lagging for me

    it's trippin' me out

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  • FalloutFallout GIRL'S DAY WAS PRETTY GOOD WHILE THEY LASTEDRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    stupid american comic book jpgs are just as bad as stupid japanese comic jpgs
    Captain K wrote:
    I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.
    I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

    hahaha

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Captain K wrote:
    spono wrote:
    I've been lurking in SE++ for a while now, trying to think of something worthy of a first thread. This probably isn't it,
    Yeah it's probably not.
    I knew this shit wouldn't fly with those pompous AC folks, so I brought it in here.
    I doubt it will fly here either. You should have posted it in G&T and told them that mcc came up with the idea and they would have gotten all googly-eyed and participated with reckless abandon.

    Oh well, not much harm done. Captain K, should I even bother trying to re-post it in G&T, or should I just let it die here?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    kill yourself

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  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    kill yourself

    Well yes, that is the obvious third option. Goes without saying, really.

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    In all seriousness, it'll get locked with a quickness in G&T.

    For some reason, we stopped doing photoshop threads in there a while back, and the mods there would probably pounce on your thread just for sport.

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2007
    Guys do you remember when it was ok to say the odd racist thing

    and then people took it too far all the time and we said you know what we'll seriously make a rule about this if you don't shape up

    and people didn't so now no racism

    And then sometimes people posted :arrow: or gg or whatever in response and we were all you know we'll make a rule about this if you don't cut it out because it's getting out of hand

    you know how you're allowed to be mean to new people for no real reason just because you're poisonous turds

    do you see where I'm going with this

    Tube on
  • Solid_Snake-aSolid_Snake-a Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    not if he tells them he's best friends with Reggie

    bulletproof

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  • dushdush Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    free berk

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    kill yourself
    lawls Knob's rule

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  • Garlic BreadGarlic Bread i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a bitch i'm a Registered User, Disagreeable regular
    edited January 2007
    do you see where I'm going with this

    you're kidding?

    it was Professor Plumb?

    in the study?

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    kill yourself
    lawls Knob's rule

    see it only takes one beating before you learn

    Tube on
  • Grandaddy DeliciousGrandaddy Delicious Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If your random words are goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty

    will you get banned for participating in this thread?

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  • NucshNucsh Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Nucsh wrote:
    kill yourself
    lawls Knob's rule

    see it only takes one beating before you learn

    Yeah, I tend to bloody my nose a bit.

    Nucsh on
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  • ShimShamShimSham Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys do you remember when it was ok to say the odd racist thing

    and then people took it too far all the time and we said you know what we'll seriously make a rule about this if you don't shape up

    and people didn't so now no racism

    And then sometimes people posted :arrow: or gg or whatever in response and we were all you know we'll make a rule about this if you don't cut it out because it's getting out of hand

    you know how you're allowed to be mean to new people for no real reason just because you're poisonous turds

    do you see where I'm going with this
    :^:

    ShimSham on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    You know what? That picture wasn't that bad.
    Other then a few problems with the colors, it was cool.
    Ultimately, I think we're just kinda dicks sometimes.
    Seriously, all people do here is make fun of new guys.
    Unless they are some how in the click already.
    Can we just stop doing this shit, please?
    K, that's all.

    Filler Inc. on
  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    :(

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  • DefenderDefender Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Guys do you remember when it was ok to say the odd racist thing

    and then people took it too far all the time and we said you know what we'll seriously make a rule about this if you don't shape up

    and people didn't so now no racism

    And then sometimes people posted :arrow: or gg or whatever in response and we were all you know we'll make a rule about this if you don't cut it out because it's getting out of hand

    you know how you're allowed to be mean to new people for no real reason just because you're poisonous turds

    do you see where I'm going with this

    I don't know about others, but I have to say that my post here was based on seeing that photoshop and honestly reacting with "what is all this fucking mess here?" I didn't even check who posted it, that's just a shitty photoshop.

    I'm just saying, you know, maybe some of these reactions are not based on it being a new person.

    Defender on
  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2007
    Perhaps a cliffnotes version would be

    Hey you know how in SE you can make fun of really stupid new people when they make shitty threads and how that's fun.

    IF YOU DO THIS TO EVERY NEW PERSON REGARDLESS OF OFFENCE IT WILL BE ASSUMED THAT THE POPULACE AS A WHOLE IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS FREEDOM AND IT WILL BE REMOVED

    Tube on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    If your random words are goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty

    will you get banned for participating in this thread?

    Sweet Zombie Jesus I hope so.

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  • MonkeybombMonkeybomb Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    CT, are you saying you want people to be nicer? Buh?

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  • KovakKovak did a lot of drugs married cher?Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Look okay maybe if he had a somewhat funny photoshop

    but it looks like he just figured out how to cut things out and paste them and also to filter colors.

    Kovak on
  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Perhaps a cliffnotes version would be

    Hey you know how in SE you can make fun of really stupid new people when they make shitty threads and how that's fun.

    IF YOU DO THIS TO EVERY NEW PERSON REGARDLESS OF OFFENCE IT WILL BE ASSUMED THAT THE POPULACE AS A WHOLE IS NOT MATURE ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS FREEDOM AND IT WILL BE REMOVED
    In all fairness, at least mine was clever.

    Filler Inc. on
  • UbikUbik oh pete, that's later. maybe we'll be dead by then Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    I stand by my critique of the product.

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  • D.T.D.T. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Defender wrote:
    I don't know about others, but I have to say that my post here was based on seeing that photoshop and honestly reacting with "what is all this fucking mess here?" I didn't even check who posted it, that's just a shitty photoshop.

    I'm just saying, you know, maybe some of these reactions are not based on it being a new person.

    Let's be serious for a minute, here. SE++ is very clique-ish. I know "clique" has become a bad word on the forums, but all negative connotations aside, it really is.

    If someone from the "cool table" here had started this thread, the random comments and jokes would have ended after the first handful of replies, and people would actual start to take part in the activity. It would become a phenomenon for a day, and would probably hit five or six pages of photoshop and MSPaint creations before dinner time.

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  • Filler Inc.Filler Inc. Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Filler wrote:
    You know what? That picture wasn't that bad.
    Other then a few problems with the colors, it was cool.
    Ultimately, I think we're just kinda dicks sometimes.
    Seriously, all people do here is make fun of new guys.
    Unless they are some how in the click already.
    Can we just stop doing this shit, please?
    K, that's all.

    Filler Inc. on
  • sponospono Mining for Nose Diamonds Booger CoveRegistered User regular
    edited January 2007
    Look okay maybe if he had a somewhat funny photoshop

    but it looks like he just figured out how to cut things out and paste them and also to filter colors.

    Well yeah, you pretty much nailed it there. However, just because I don't have much skill with photoshop doesn't mean you guys won't make something awesome. My shitty orange wave face thing is definitely not a standard to hold the rest of this thread to. Hell no.

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  • ham hammerham hammer Registered User regular
    edited January 2007
    D.T. wrote:
    Defender wrote:
    I don't know about others, but I have to say that my post here was based on seeing that photoshop and honestly reacting with "what is all this fucking mess here?" I didn't even check who posted it, that's just a shitty photoshop.

    I'm just saying, you know, maybe some of these reactions are not based on it being a new person.

    Let's be serious for a minute, here. SE++ is very clique-ish. I know "clique" has become a bad word on the forums, but all negative connotations aside, it really is.

    If someone from the "cool table" here had started this thread, the random comments and jokes would have ended after the first handful of replies, and people would actual start to take part in the activity. It would become a phenomenon for a day, and would probably hit five or six pages of photoshop and MSPaint creations before dinner time.

    no it wouldn't

    also kovak i am all out of pokeporn

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  • TubeTube Registered User admin
    edited January 2007
    Look okay maybe if he had a somewhat funny photoshop

    but it looks like he just figured out how to cut things out and paste them and also to filter colors.

    I DON'T THINK

    HIS POINT WAS

    THIS IS A GREAT PHOTOSHOP

    MORE THAT HEY THIS COULD BE FUN HERE IS AN EXAMPLE

    SO MAYBE YOU SHOULD READ THE THREAD

    AND NOT BE SUCH A FUCKING TOOL

    WHEN SOMEONE IS JUST TRYING TO STIMULATE DISCUSSION IN WHAT IS AFTER ALL

    ESSENTIALLY

    A DISCUSSION FORUM

    Tube on
  • RankenphileRankenphile Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood.Registered User, Moderator Mod Emeritus
    edited January 2007
    CT, honestly, I don't think this is the case for the majority of us.

    It isn't new people that is the problem, as there have been a good number of new people recently who have figured out how shit goes here, contributed to the conversation without being completely retarded, and are now members of high regard.

    Mully, Darth Waiter and Berk are all excellent examples of this.

    But a dude coming in and asking advice on whether or not to see a movie, or putting together a poorly conceived photoshop thread, or whatever the hell else they want to make a new thread about, tends to raise the flags a bit if you know what I mean.

    We're not as xenophobic as some people try to label us. We just have a very low tolerance for bullshit. Sure, we tend to shrug off some bullshit a bit more if it comes from an established regular than we do from new people, but any social situation would do the same.

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