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TSA: Don't touch my junk, man

Modern ManModern Man Registered User regular
edited December 2010 in Debate and/or Discourse
So, as we enter the busy Thanksgiving travel season, the TSA has adopted new security rules that are...controversial, to say the least.

There's the "Don't touch my junk guy"

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/2010/nov/14/tsa-ejects-oceanside-man-airport-refusing-security/

As well as more disturbing Youtubes videos of TSA agents feeling up crying little kids.

And November 24th is National Opt Out Day, where passengers are being urged to opt out of the porno scanners and require the TSA agents to search them by hand, which could lead to havoc in airport lines.

http://www.optoutday.com/

I'm fortunate to not be flying this Thanksgiving. So, I don't have to worry about whether the new X-ray machines are actually as safe as TSA claims they are. And though I'm not generally opposed to random strangers stroking my dangly bits, having it done in line at the airport seems a little too kinky for my tastes.

Are people overeacting to this whole thing? Or, after a decade of progressively more onerous security rules at airports, is the flying public reaching a point where they've decided the trade-off between safety and liberty has gone too far?

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    man i was waiting for this thread to come around, this will be fun
    i for one will be opting out when i fly home this holiday season

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    Bloods EndBloods End Blade of Tyshalle Punch dimensionRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I will stare him directly in the eyes and demand that after he says "My what a lovely tea party"

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    The big issue is that a lot of what the TSA does is theatrical bullshit that actually has no real effect as a security measure. The excuse in the aforementioned 'Don't touch my junk,' that you're not allowed to leave because terrorists could use it to scope out security measures is particularly dumb, because if they've made it that far why wouldn't they just keep on going through and get intel on the whole thing?

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    GoodOmensGoodOmens Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I have concerns with the current situation in a few ways:
    1. I find it onerous that the TSA can essentially treat all potential passengers as if they're under suspicion automatically. There's a presumption of guilt, and the TSA can treat people worse than police can during an arrest.

    2. This all seems like an incredibly inefficient system, given that the number of people who want to blow up an airplane is, essentially, 0. The money and resources could be spent on better intelligence and communcation, identifying potential criminal or terrorist acts before they get to the airport.

    3. Dammit, how much is this whole thing costing?

    4. My junk, and the potential touching thereof.

    5. I can see this doing irreperable damage to the airline industry, which has been on life support for years anyway. It seems the TSA is willing to burn down the village in order to save it.

    That said, I don't have any bright ideas about how to do it better.

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    Modern ManModern Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    man i was waiting for this thread to come around, this will be fun
    i for one will be opting out when i fly home this holiday season
    From what I've seen reading about this whole thing on the internet, it seems to have pissed off people all over the political spectrum.

    I keep reading horror stories like the bladder cancer survivor whose catheter was pulled out by an inept TSA agent, resulting in urine leaking all over him. Or the flight attendant who had a breast removed due to breast cancer, having to pull out her prosthesis in front of everyone in line.

    The TSA seems like the worst-run federal organization.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Not doing something that's done absolutely no good seems better.

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    taoist drunktaoist drunk Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It's disappointing that with every new security theater measure is designed to combat something that has already happened, rather than to fend off things that haven't happened yet. It's been extraordinarily well-publicized, for instance, that neither the scanner nor the pat-down will protect against weapons concealed in the body. If you have an explosive up your ass, no one will know this way. Any terrorist worth his or her salt will know that.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    While I'm not fond of the tactic of mass chaos and disruption on a major travel day, I do think it's high time we drew a line in the sand against the TSA's security theater. Look, if you want to try and make us safer? Okay. But random reactionary bullshit that doesn't appear to actually improve anyone's safety and just makes the whole system slower and more obnoxious? No. Especially when the new call is for the cost of harassing the air travel consumer to be passed back to the consumer.

    Still, not entirely fond of the venue and timing for this protest. Even though it's the only way it will be heard.

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    TachTach Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    While I would be perturbed by being scanned or patted down, I would be downright pissed to hell if a loved one was treated in the same manner. Touch me, that's one thing, but touch my wife? Fuck that, señor.

    And why the FUCK are elderly or extremely young passengers being patted down? Where is the justification for this?

    Another thing. TSA is all up in our collective faces about how safe and anonymous the scanners are and how professional the agents are; yet every day we hear horror stories about various actions taken by overzealous guards and oops moments from searches. From the examples above, to hundreds of scanned images being leaked over the godammned Internet (even though the scans are to be deleted immediately? Really?)

    I really do hope that TSA gets hit by the biggest backlash. Hey fucking deserve it.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Modern Man wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    man i was waiting for this thread to come around, this will be fun
    i for one will be opting out when i fly home this holiday season
    From what I've seen reading about this whole thing on the internet, it seems to have pissed off people all over the political spectrum.

    I keep reading horror stories like the bladder cancer survivor whose catheter was pulled out by an inept TSA agent, resulting in urine leaking all over him. Or the flight attendant who had a breast removed due to breast cancer, having to pull out her prosthesis in front of everyone in line.

    The TSA seems like the worst-run federal organization.

    TSA agents themselves seem to be a permanent case of putting the worst possible candidates in a position of immense actual and assumed power (your average traveller won't actually know that they can object to anything, considering how confusing and draconian some of our travel rules are and how often they change)

    But seriously, TSA agents keep getting busted in power abuse scandals above and beyond the inept thing. I don't feel any safer with larry moe and curly cupping my balls for freedom.

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    Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tach wrote: »
    While I would be perturbed by being scanned or patted down, I would be downright pissed to hell if a loved one was treated in the same manner. Touch me, that's one thing, but touch my wife? Fuck that, señor.

    And why the FUCK are elderly or extremely young passengers being patted down? Where is the justification for this?

    We hear there's an upcoming problem with Baby Boomers. *rimshot*

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    It doesn't count as vigilance if your paranoid examinations will never uncover a terrorist plot.

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    Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    These stories are the latest in a string of the TSA and its agents overstepping their boundaries.

    TSA forces cancer survivor to show prosthetic breast

    TSA pat-down leaves Mich. man covered in urine

    I have many, many problems with this new system the TSA has set up to keep us "safe."

    1. I should not have to give up a constitutional right (No unreasonable searches) to practice a constitutional right (freedom to travel).

    2. The enhanced pat-downs and the x-ray screenings are a violation of my right against unreasonable searches.

    3. Both the enhanced pat-downs and the x-ray screenings are excessive invasions of privacy.

    4. Government approved sexual assaults via the enhanced pat-downs are still sexual assaults. No where else in America can you have your genitals touched for the sake of "security."

    5. The x-ray machines don't examine body cavities. Does the government really think terrorists are above putting bombs in their rectums to kill airline passengers?

    6. And finally, as an ancillary problem, this basically legalizes the untrained, racist TSA agents to pull brown people out of line for "random" enhanced pat-downs.

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    Gabriel_PittGabriel_Pitt (effective against Russian warships) Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Vigilance without guiding intelligence isn't vigilance.

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    Edith_Bagot-DixEdith_Bagot-Dix Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Modern Man wrote: »
    dlinfiniti wrote: »
    man i was waiting for this thread to come around, this will be fun
    i for one will be opting out when i fly home this holiday season
    From what I've seen reading about this whole thing on the internet, it seems to have pissed off people all over the political spectrum.

    I keep reading horror stories like the bladder cancer survivor whose catheter was pulled out by an inept TSA agent, resulting in urine leaking all over him. Or the flight attendant who had a breast removed due to breast cancer, having to pull out her prosthesis in front of everyone in line.

    The TSA seems like the worst-run federal organization.

    Are you suggesting that a massive governmental organization, created on short notice in a reactionary environment, given an unclear set of expectations, and whose primary requirement for employment as front line staff is possession of a GED, may be poorly run? For shame, sir. :) It's not as if it's a textbook failure of organizational theory.

    Seriously, though - I write software for scanners based on the technology they use, and the idea that you would attempt to push millions of people through them as a *security measure* is a joke. The entire idea of in depth, universal screening of people is ridiculous and is analogous to trying to find a needle in a haystack by running each individual straw through a metal detector.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Liberty should not be the price of vigilance.

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    Modern ManModern Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Tach wrote: »
    And why the FUCK are elderly or extremely young passengers being patted down? Where is the justification for this?
    Theoretically, the only way you get patted down is if you opt out of the scan, or the scan turns up something suspicious. Like, grandpa's artificial knee. It also appears that the TSA is doing random pat downs of people, even if they don't opt out and their scan is clean.

    And the "pat down" is nothing like what the police do in so-called "Terry stops." Cops are only legally allowed to do a general pat down that looks for weapons and other dangerous items. The TSA searches include reaching down into underwear, inspecting sanitary pads (!) and even more intrusive stuff. As one poster on another board put it, it's like getting to 2nd base with your high school boyfriend.

    And even though the TSA searches involve contact with genital areas, it's not clear that the agents will change gloves between each search. This is obviously an issue in terms of spreading things like HPV and Herpes. Also, for people with any sort of medical device (such as an insulin pump) this raises real infection issues.

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I've been through the full body scanners in London before. In, scan, out in a few moments.

    I truly do not understand what all the puritanical hubbub is about.

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    Brian888Brian888 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.



    My pregnant wife, who isn't even supposed to get dental x-rays because of the possible danger to the fetus, is understandably leery about getting a full-body x-ray scan. She's not thrilled about being groped by strangers either.

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    Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Liberty should not be the price of vigilance.

    Yea, I guess going through those scanners is depriving us of our liberty. Wait, what.

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    MurphyMurphy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    What's amazing to me is that some of my normally rather liberal friends are talking about this on FB like it's a good thing. "Man, if you guys would just submit to the damn pat downs and scans, then we'd be fine. Geez, toe the line, folks."

    And I'm like "Who are you?"

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Liberty should not be the price of vigilance.

    Yea, I guess going through those scanners is depriving us of our liberty. Wait, what.
    Hey look, the 4th amendment just flew out that window.

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    NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    And watch the next attack be the direct result of someone on the tarmac smuggling something into a plane's cargo hold before takeoff. Ball-cupping won't help you there.

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    Brian888Brian888 Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    I'm beginning to suspect this is all a nefarious plot by AmTrak to get people to use the train instead of flying.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Liberty should not be the price of vigilance.

    Yea, I guess going through those scanners is depriving us of our liberty. Wait, what.

    Pointless device that increases authority's power over the citizens with no noticeable up side for the citizens?

    We're kind of big on that sort of thing not happening. Notice that we're a country where if a cop busts you, you don't have to give them any more information than your name. Because we're a TAD LEERY of giving shitloads of authority to random people who may or may not be total dicks without a very good reason.

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    PhyphorPhyphor Building Planet Busters Tasting FruitRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Liberty should not be the price of vigilance.

    Yea, I guess going through those scanners is depriving us of our liberty. Wait, what.

    Only terrorists have something to hide! Show off your junk for Freedom!

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    Evil_ReaverEvil_Reaver Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Liberty should not be the price of vigilance.

    Yea, I guess going through those scanners is depriving us of our liberty. Wait, what.

    You understand that the scanners are fully capable of saving the images, right?

    One Hundred Naked Citizens: One Hundred Leaked Body Scans

    So yeah, I'd say that's a big fucking violation of liberty.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Brian888 wrote: »
    I'm beginning to suspect this is all a nefarious plot by AmTrak to get people to use the train instead of flying.

    Hmm. Having my body groped or ogled by strangers, versus getting emails for four years (and counting) about my "points".

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    And watch the next attack be the direct result of someone on the tarmac smuggling something into a plane's cargo hold before takeoff. Ball-cupping won't help you there.

    Far more likely that the next major attack involves people just joining the TSA. It's been shown that their background checking and standards are not exactly... high.

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    adytumadytum The Inevitable Rise And FallRegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Oh god, anonymous, blurry pictures vaguely in the form of a human being.

    Won't somebody think of the children?

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    Modern ManModern Man Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Brian888 wrote: »
    My pregnant wife, who isn't even supposed to get dental x-rays because of the possible danger to the fetus, is understandably leery about getting a full-body x-ray scan. She's not thrilled about being groped by strangers either.
    I'm not an expert on the x-ray aspect, by any means. But, apparently the standard of safety used in the testing is the amount of radiation delivered to the entire body mass. But, the radiation here is only being delivered to the skin, which is a lot less mass (like, 1/20th). That suggests to me that these scanners are more dangerous than the TSA admits.

    It doesn't raise my confidence that the company that makes the scanners also happens to employ Michael Chertoff.

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    matt has a problemmatt has a problem Points to 'off' Points to 'on'Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    kildy wrote: »
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    And watch the next attack be the direct result of someone on the tarmac smuggling something into a plane's cargo hold before takeoff. Ball-cupping won't help you there.

    Far more likely that the next major attack involves people just joining the TSA. It's been shown that their background checking and standards are not exactly... high.
    It'd be even easier for them to get a job as an airport food service worker or bag thrower. They're all basically minimum wage jobs to start with, they just come with airport security clearance.

    Not to mention that it's been pointed out you could walk into an airport on a Friday afternoon, wait until you're halfway through the security line then set a bomb off and kill more people than on a plane.

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    dlinfinitidlinfiniti Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    I've been through the full body scanners in London before. In, scan, out in a few moments.

    I truly do not understand what all the puritanical hubbub is about.

    how about a letter from some doctors?

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    RobmanRobman Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Don't be a dick to the TSA people, do you think they enjoy handling the goods of hundreds of strangers each day? Write letters to your representatives, don't take it out on front-line civil servants.

    EDIT that is to say, feel free to get the pat-down if you want, but don't go UGGH RUB MY ROCK HARD PROP SHAFT to the poor person checking for a cock rocket

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    Oh god, anonymous, blurry pictures vaguely in the form of a human being.

    Won't somebody think of the children?

    So you've never seen the scans. Got it.

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    Delta AssaultDelta Assault Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    It only seems to be a problem if you opt out of the full body scanner. And I dunno, I'd just go through the full body scanner.

    As the mayor in The Dark Knight said, we must remember that vigilance is the price of safety.
    Liberty should not be the price of vigilance.

    Yea, I guess going through those scanners is depriving us of our liberty. Wait, what.
    Hey look, the 4th amendment just flew out that window.

    Unreasonable searches and seizures? No, I get what you mean, dude. That's a good point. Very valid.

    But who's to say what's unreasonable? It's kinda murky, doncha think? Plus, the wording seems to indicate searches of people's homes, not actually searching their body. And, well... if you get right down to it, there's no requirement that you use airplanes. If you object to these measures, you can choose not to fly.

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    NightslyrNightslyr Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    kildy wrote: »
    Nightslyr wrote: »
    And watch the next attack be the direct result of someone on the tarmac smuggling something into a plane's cargo hold before takeoff. Ball-cupping won't help you there.

    Far more likely that the next major attack involves people just joining the TSA. It's been shown that their background checking and standards are not exactly... high.

    True. I went to high school with someone who works for the TSA (or, at least she did two years ago). She's not dumb, but certainly not someone I'd place my entire safety with.

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    Captain CarrotCaptain Carrot Alexandria, VARegistered User regular
    edited November 2010
    Robman wrote: »
    Don't be a dick to the TSA people, do you think they enjoy handling the goods of hundreds of strangers each day?
    Yes, I do. There have been many, many incidents of lewd or suggestive comments from the employees during the process.

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    kildykildy Registered User regular
    edited November 2010
    adytum wrote: »
    Oh god, anonymous, blurry pictures vaguely in the form of a human being.

    Won't somebody think of the children?

    They're not actually anonymous. You know, the whole "picture of the person next to the backscatter image" and the whole "right click, save as" thing they've got going on.

    But really, it's a question of: what gaping security problem is this device fixing. What problem is so great that it needs to violate the constitution to be solved?

    If the answer is "nothing", then the machines are a giant waste of money, time, and our rights.

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